"HELLO!" Harpy waves.

"Hi!" Max replies.

Harpy runs around, "Wee… another random story!"

Kai slaps and shakes his forehead, "God no…"

Harpy nudges Kai, "Kai, you know you secretly like them."

"Hn, yeah right"

Rei is down on his knees with his fists clenched together, "PLEASE let this be appropriate Harpy! Please! Think of the children!"

Harpy sweat drops, "God dammit Rei, you live in a welfare village. LIKE your people would have enough money to afford computers and the internet" she rolled her eyes.

"… You got a point there"

"Mm, yes of course. Now, Tyson will have the honor of doing the disclaimer"

"What?" Tyson asks surprisingly "Uh, I don't think so…"

"You will for FRINK!"

"Oh… can't resist… must do it… for Frink!"

Kai laughs, "This should be good…"

Tyson sighs, "Harpy Dilandel does not own Beyblade or any of the characters in it" -.-

The Bladebreakers fall over laughing.

"Hehe… ok, on with the story!"

Max marches around singing a song no ones heard of.

"Nanananana HEY! Nanananana HEY! Nanananana HEY! And so I make the rabbits fly!"

"Hey I love that song!" Tyson says happily.

"I know! Isn't it great? I just LOVE the MACRENA!"

Tyson and Max start dancing.

Rei walks in on them dancing and gives a weird look.

"What? That's not the Macarena!"

Kai, who's sitting in the corner again, stares seductively at Max and Tyson dancing.

He whispers, "Mwahahahha… Yes, dance my pretties, dance for your Kai… now, TAKE IT ALL OFF!"

Max and Tyson turn to Kai, Tyson says "Huh? What did you say Kai?"

Kai sweats, "Oh… uh… I said… that um… jeez, uh… did you know cows could, uh, fly?"

"o.O Really?" Max slaps both of his cheeks, "Wow rabbits AND cows… there's SOOO much I don't know about the world!"

"Yes well they can, so deal with it."

Rei shakes his head, "What happened to you Kai? You used to be sexy"

"Hey, I'm still sexy!"

"No you're not…"

"Pft, whatever, I bet you that if I put on some sexy lingerie, you'd be all over me!"

"Fine you're on!" Rei slaps Kai's ass, "That was for good luck"

Some unknown audience chatters "Ooooh!"

Kai blushes, "Oh Rei… you animal!"

"Meow" he says. Rei then coughs up a real fur ball and Kai gags. "Gross!"

Max runs around screaming randomly, "Humans are slippers! Humans are slippers!"

Tysonand Rei give each other a weird look as Kai goes into the bedroom to change. Tyson continues doing the Macarena.

Rei gets annoyed, "Arg, not only are you doing the Macarena wrong, but you're dancing to the wrong song!"

Tyson stops dancing, "How does the Macarena go then?"

"It-"

Rei gets cut off by Max, "OOOOH! I KNOW! It goes like this: And I said HEY! (Hey) What a wonderful kind of day! When we learn to work and play! And get along with each other…"

Rei gets mad, "No! That's the Arthur theme song!"

Max puts his index finger to his lip in confusion, "o.O Hey, it's still a good song!"

"Don't the Spice Girls sing the Macarena?" Tyson asked with his hands on his hips.

Max screams at Tyson, "NO! Barney does!"

"Or doesn't Britney Spears sing that song?" Tyson asks again.

Rei's mouth opens in disgust, "HEY! Britney Spears does not sing CRAP like that!"

"Yes she does," Tyson defends himself, "Her and her 'yeah yeah's'"

Max blinks, "Britney Spears is a her? o.O" (Absolutely no offense to Britney Spears fans! Remember it's just a humor fic!)

Rei stands in a girly pose, "Britney's like, way up there, while you're like… way down there sister!"

Tyson also stands in a girl pose and does who knows what with his hands, "Oh don't go there girl friend!"

The room goes silent. Crickets are heard chirping.

Rei finally breaks the silence, "Okay, what the fuck was that?"

"Dude, were we chicks a minute ago?"

"Tyson just shut up and never speak of it again."

"Good idea."

Max once again, continues to run around the room screaming out random things, "PUPPIES! I WANT BIG PINK PUPPIES!"

Rei gets fed up, "Okay, where are Max's pills?"

Tyson takes Max's pills out of his right jean pocket, "Have em here, I never leave them anywhere."

Tyson gives Max a pill.

Max examines the pill curiously, "o.O… candy?"

Rei rolls his eyes, "Yes Maximus, that is candy thy Tyson holds -.-"

Tyson looks at Rei weirdly, "You're such a queer sometimes Rei"

"Sorry, couldn't resist"

Max sticks out his tongue in disgust, "Eww, I hate candy!"

Both Tyson and Rei are shocked, "… What, say that again?" Tyson asks.

"Candy icky!"

"What the hell Max," says Tyson slightly raising his voice, "You LIKE candy"

"Candy makes Max FAT, Max on candy free diet!"

Before Rei was going to burst, he took the pills from Tyson and began to scream at Max, "TAKE THE GOD DAMN PILLS YOU THING ON EVERY DRUG IMAGINABLE!"

"EEK!" Max screeches. Rei violently chases Max knocking everything in his way down.

Tyson somehow ends up in a cheerleading outfit with pompoms and is heard cheering in the background.

"Rei! Rei! He's our half cat half man! If he can't do it, Kai sure can!"

Rei's eyes go red and he turns into a cat demon.

"EAT IT!" He growled.

Rei forced the pills down Max's throat until he finally swallowed them.

"HEEEEY!" Max says in an annoyed tone, "Whoa…" his eyes begin to roll, "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little la-" he faints.

Rei jumps on the couch and acts crazy.

"YES! MWAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE RATH OF REI KON! NO ONE I TELL YA!"

Tyson sweat drops.

Rei looks at Tyson and gives him a dirty look, "Shut up chunky!"

Just then, a seductive and womanly voice is heard emanating through the slightly open bedroom door. A muscular leg is seen dangling at the threshold.

"Hey boys… ;)"

Kai comes out of the room wearing sexy red lingerie and all of a sudden, "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" begins to play. Rei couldn't help but put on a shocked look and drool over the sight of Kai being half naked. Tyson wasn't turned even a bit.

"AHHH! X.X MY EYES! What the hell is that?"

Max lifts his head up off the floor, "WOW! Free porn from the comfort of my own home! I'm SOOO happy :D"

Tyson looks over at Max, realizing that he's conscious again, "What? You're supposed to be asleep Max! If I wasn't blinded by the sight of Kai in his grandpa's lingerie, I would get you!"

Rei blushed and posed like a horny school girl, "Oh Kai… I was wrong about you. You've still got it, you sex god ;)"

"WOOH!" Max gets out his mini flags, "Yeah Kai! TAKE IT OFF!"

Rei turns psycho, "Yes… and dance my monkey! DANCE!"

"Whatever makes you happy, stud…" Kai winked and nudged at Rei. He began to do the REAL Macarena to the REAL Macarena song.

"Oh! Is that the Macarena song?" Tyson asked half screaming.

"And is that how the Macarena dance goes?" Max asked curiously.

Rei ignored the two boys and kept drooling and staring at Kai, "Uh… Oh yeah baby…"

"Rei?" Tyson asked

"Shake it baby… c'mon… shake it!"

Max and Tyson send each other a look that resembles a lot like this : o.O

"Oh what?" Rei comes back to semi-reality, "Yeah sure, just shut up"

"Oh goody goody gum drops!" Max claps his hands at a rapid speed, like those monkeys with symbols!

"Let's ALL do the Macarena!" Tyson comes up with the brilliant idea. Everyone happily agrees and begins to dance, dance, dance the night away, doing the Macarena! Wouldn't that be a site!

Harpy falls over laughing, "I LOVE that story!"

Tyson joins in, "Hahahahahahahaha… Kai in lingerie, that's priceless, O.O EWW! Must get… sick image… out…of… head!"

Rei collapses on the floor and covers his face with his hands, balling his eyes out, "Oh the children!"

"Hehe… lingerie… that's a funny word!" Max inserts a random comment.

Kai feels like he's going to die any second now, "O.O You have to be kidding me… how could you humiliate me like this? I… I … I can never show my face in public again!"

Harpy cocks a brow at everyone, "Whoa… everyone's so emotional, like a bunch of pregnant women! Chill out, it's just a story, remember, I DON'T own Beyblade."

"Amen" Kai and Rei crucify themselves and continue to cry.

"Wow, there's so much I don't know about guys… well, till next random story people! Review please if you don't mind!"

Tyson calms his laughter a bit, "Kai in lingerie… oh my god! It's so wrong yet suits that bastard so much at the same time!"