Malik: MLQ doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, but she will one day own me.
The pissed off Rantings of the Hikaris
:chapter 3: Malik
Hey, I don't have a problem so why is my beautiful ass here. flips hair then stops and thinks.
Oh yeah! I have a bone to pick with some of you! What's the deal with pairing me with Anzu?
That girl is stupid! Her voice makes me want to rip my ears off.
Her face makes me want to claw my eyes out.
That bitch. I'm gonna kill her one day. mumbling
then says cheerfully Anyway, don't pair me up with her or I'll hunt every one of you down and gut you like a fish. deep suave voice
Oh, yeah another thing. Why doesn't anyone write about how kawaii I am. flips hair again
I mean look at me, I'm so unique; lavender eyes, platinum blond hair, what more could you ask for?
I'm so kawaii, so beautiful, if I were some of you girls and GUYS I would chase me too.
flips hair
Oh no, I'm flipping my hair like that guy that throws dice!
What was that guys name anyway, I know it was something with an O?
"Oliver?"
"Orville?"
"Oto…"
Yeah, it was Carl.
Anyway, why am I here I'm not pissed I'm just cute and crazy.
Scratch that I'm not cute I'm hot and sexy as hell.
That crazy authoress told me she was gonna write about how hot I am.
All I'm doing is ranting about stupid things. Not that ranting about how sexy I am is stupid, but hey.
:end of chapter 3: