Thank you all so much for the reviews...:D This chapter seems a little out of place and the entrance of Jack isnt quite what you all expected I'm sure, but trust me... He has a very LARGE part in this fiction ;) So now please read and enjoy!

Will…Walt whatever his name was had stormed off in the middle of me revealing my plot.

How rude.

He just left, walking right past Elizabeth hoping she'd notice him, but she didn't and I laughed.

Fine, just leave me….I don't care.

Nicky and Elizabeth were inches apart, I could feel fire coming out of my nose.

I'd seen that once, in France, I'd gone there with Nicky a few years back…and this man blew fire out his mouth…It was quite interesting..

Besides the point, suddenly before I knew it Nicky and Elizabeth were kissing in the middle of the street.

This wasn't happening.

I was getting dangerously close to killing them when something…or someone caught my eye.

I recognized him vaguely, he'd been in business with my father.

He wore a red bandana and had dark kohl rings around his eyes.

I blinked.

Perfect. I picked up a small stone and pegged it at the back of Nicky's head.

I heard him shout and saw him spin around.

Before anyone knew what was happening, I had my lips pressed firmly against the strangers and put as much passion into it as I could.

I heard a call "Get your hands of her!" I grinned and kept on Kissing him.

He had tensed up at first, but relaxed and kissed back…. Bloody Pirate.

Nicky put his hands around my waist and pulled back, causing the both of us to fall to the floor, my skirt going up.

"Help!" I screamed, acting horrified "Rape!"

Nicky stopped moving then, shocked.

I felt him being lifted off me by the man I'd been swapping saliva with earlier and thrown aside.

I smiled and blinked at him using all that damn charm I could muster.

He grinned, and I noticed several gold teeth.

I self consciously ran my tongue over my own teeth, three of which were silver.

He looked at me cautiously, eyeing my lacy stockings (which I'd stolen from Nicky's ship) the garter and my bodice, then finally his eyes met mine.

"Good enough look, or do you want me to bend over" I said grunting hauling myself to my feet.

He laughed, a deep throated chuckle really and winked "Bend over if ya please"

I titled my head to the side. He was rather attractive I could just….NO! Stop…. Being a lady!

He kept looking at me those eyes of his, like chocolate, sweet melting chocolate…..

I cast a quick glance at Nicky who was being helped up by Elizabeth and looking quite happy about it.

"I do really need to loose this big dress, Can't move at all" I said winking and latching onto his arm.

"That would be a problem luv'!" I fluttered my eyelashes "Back to a hotel then?" I questioned.

He raised his eyebrows " Do ye' think I'd turn down such a' offer' luv'?"

Of course he wouldn't. If you all think Jayde is a bit crude..think about it..pirate...They weren't pleasent creatures.

Please let me know of what you think!

it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong
you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too
long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back
i'm half jill
and half jack