Summary: Tristin is surprised when the last person he expects shows up at his college...Rory. Following things will happen: Trory christmas, Lorelai and Luke with kids, and Trory babysitting, spring break, and more entertainment.

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Rory shovled down a fork full of pancakes. She sat in a crowded diner with Tristin, who was watching her eat in amazement. "Gilmore, I've never seen a woman eat as fast as you," he said, having only just started cutting his food a moment ago.

Rory chuckled. "Good eaters run in my family," Rory said simply.

"I guess," said Tristin, shaking his head.

"Hey! This is nothing. You should watch my Mom eat. She's as fast as Speedy Ganzalus when it comes to eating. The woman could eat an elephant," said Rory defensively.

Tristin raised an eyebrow. "What about you, woman?" he asked. "Can you eat an elephant?"

"No, I can only eat a horse," she answered jokingly, and added, "but I'm working myself up to elephant level. It comes in years."

"Ah," said Tristin, "well you know they say it all comes back to you with old age."

"Really?" she said. "Well, then all those celebrities are in for a rude awakening when they reach their fifties."

"They say it starts mid-forties."

Rory suddenly got an image of Nick Lachey in his mid-forties with a beer gut and laughed at the image. That would be rather entertaining to see. Tristin, not understanding why she was laughing, quirked a brow at her.

"What's so funny?" he questioned.

"Just a funny mental image," she answered.

"And this image would be of?"

"Nick Lachey in his mid-forties with a beer gut."

At this, Tristin burst out laughing as well, causing Rory to laugh. They sat like that for about fifteen minutes, just laughing, not even bothering to eat before the manager of the place kicked them out.

"Well," Rory said later, "I always thought the only diner manager who would kick a person out for laughing fifteen minutes straight was Luke."

"Whose Luke?" Tristin asked, praying it wasn't her boyfriend.

"Lukes a friend of the family and my Moms boyfriend," she said.

Tristin let out a sigh of relief that Rory didn't notice, amazingly enough.

"He grumpy?"

"Just a little. Mom lightens him up though. If you ever stop by Stars Hallow, never stop by Luke's without my Mom or myself there. You will end up getting kicked out unless you know the rules of the play ground."

"I thought it was a diner."

"It is a diner, I was just...never mind. This will only lead to my mindless rambling."

"Rory, nothing you say could be mindless," he said.

She smiled at that. Rory liked this Tristin much better then the high school version of himself. He really had quite matured.

Just then her cell phone rang and she sighed, reluctantly getting it out of her purse. She prayed to God that it wasn't Louise, or Paris for that matter. If those two wanted to bicker over a dress, that was their own choice. She grinned when she saw that it was in fact her Mom.

"Hey, Tristin, do you mind if I get this?" she asked. "It's my Mom."

"Go ahead," he said, knowing how important her Mother was.

Rory answered the phone, saying, "Hello?"

"I had Luke's baby!" Lorelai exclaimed.

What the hell?

"Mom, did you buy those cough drops from Doose's market again? I told you not to get those. You know they make you high," she said jokingly.

Tristin, upon hearing this, gave her an odd look. She merely rolled her eyes.

"I had Luke's baby," she repeated.

"Well, for a pregnant woman, you sure maintained a trim figure," said Rory, and added, "and how come you didn't tell me?"

Tristin was getting more and more confused by the second.

"It was in a dream. You remember like, a few years ago, when I had that dream that I was pregnant with Luke and we were married?" Lorelai asked.

Rory sighed, deciding that her Mother had fully gone insane, although she did remember the dream that she was talking about. "Yes, I remember the dream."

"Well, I had a follow up to it," her Mother explained.

"A follow up?" she asked, confused.

"Yes," said Lorelai, "a follow up dream. Its when you have a dream, and then you have a sequal to that dream."

"Ah," said Rory, some what understanding, "so what happened in the follow up dream?"

"Well, in the dream, I thought I was my younger self, and that you were your five year-old self, and that you were waking me up. So I wake up, fully thinking that you are having this weird demented fantasy about being Lukes kid, because you told me that your name was Josephine Emma Danes. Then I turn you around, and you are not you. I know, because I don't see any Christopher, and you have a lot of Christopher in you. Instead, I see myself, of course, and lots of it, with Luke."

"You had Luke's baby!" Rory exclaimed in shock.

"Yes! A girl. It was a girl."

Tristin gave Rory yet another odd look. He did not understand this conversation at all, as Rory was saying some very weird things.

"Hang on a moment Mom," she said, and taking the phone away from her ear for a moment, explained to Tristin, "My Mom had a dream that she had Luke's kid and she's freaking out about it."

Tristin chuckled. "Does insanity run in your family, Mary?" he asked.

"I heard that!" Lorelai's voice came with the phone. "You prick. Who is that? Sexy voice, despite the rude comment."

Tristin smirked, and Rory rolled her eyes, putting the phone back to her ear. "It's Tristin Mom," she said.

"Tristin?" she sounded surprise. "And just what are you doing with Tristin?"

"We had breakfast, Mom," she answered.

"With coffee?" Lorelai questioned.

"Yes, Mom, we both got coffee," Rory answered, rolling her eyes.

"Let me talk to him," Lorelai demanded.

Rory sighed. "Mom, you'll end up scaring him away!"

"Your high school self would have let me talk to him, in that case," she said.

"Yes, but this is the college version of myself, not my high school version," Rory said pointedly.

"I gave birth to you!"

Rory sighed. Her Mother was relentless. She handed the phone to Tristin. "My Mom wants to talk to you because she's incredibly insane, more so this morning," she said.

Tristin chuckled and took the phone. "Hello, Miss Gilmore," he said.

"What am I? A teacher?" Lorelai asked as more of a rehtorical question. "It's Lorelai to you, bub!"

"Alright then, Lorelai," he said, smiling. '

"So, you are the infamous spawn of satan," said Lorelai, "you are the one who made my daughters life a living hell, are you not?"

Tristin raised an eyebrow. So Rory had told her Mother about their adventures in Chilton? Huh, he had never thought that Rory would tell anyone about that, much less her Mother. But then again she apparently told her Mother everything so he shouldn't be surprised.

"I see my reputation precedes me," he said, jokingly.

"Not a very good reputation," said Lorelai, "I had to tell my daughter that you and Paris would get eaten by a bear when you were at Chilton to get her to go to that formal."

Rory noticed the odd look on Tristin's face as he had the conversation with her Mother and wondered just what it was that Lorelai was talking to him about. He was probably going to think that her Mother was a loon. Then again, Lorelai kind of WAS a loon.

"Ah," he said, "well, I'm a good boy now."

Lorelai chuckled. "Well, you buy my daughter coffee, so I'll take you word for it...so long as you tell me about that ass of yours."

Tristin smirked. "Lorelai, I'll tell you all you want to know, if you'll hang on a second," he said, and then, pulling the phone away from his ear, he turned to Rory, and said, "you been talking about my ass, Gilmore?"

Rory turned red. She was going to KILL her Mother for whatever it was that she was saying.

"Don't flatter yourself Dugrey," she simpy said, causing Tristin's smirk to widen.

"So you HAVE been talking about my ass."

"I'm about ten seconds away from hitting you," Rory threatened.

A look of panic crossed Tristin's face. "Will you two please stop arguing? You sound like an old married couple," came Lorelai's voice from the phone, interrupting the friendly banter.

"We do not!" The two said in unision, causing them to look at each other oddly, and Lorelai to start laughing madly, causing passerbyers to stare at the cell phone along with Rory and Tristin oddly.

Rory sighed, and grabbed the cell phone from Tristin's hand. "Mom, you need to stop laughing now, other wise the men in the white jackets will come and put you on that little special bus and then lock you in that straight jacket making it so you can't move and then throw you back into the white room with the mushy walls."

"Oh yay! Then I can talk to my invisible friend Charlie again and get him to go and kill that evil hair dresser who told the girl that played Felicity to cut her hair."

"Hanging up now," Rory said.

"But wait-I haven't told you the rest of my evil-" Lorelai was cut off then as Rory had pressed the off button on the cell phone.

Tristin snickered. "So, that's your Mother, huh?"

"The one and only," said Rory.

"Well, now I understand where your craziness comes from, Gilmore."

"Oh, shove it Dugrey."

Back in Stars Hallow, Lorelai decided that she should give her Mother, the woman who could probably frighten terrorists with a glare, Emily Gilmore, a call and tell her about Rory's latest love interest, not that Rory would even admit that she was interested in Tristin that way. She didn't want to really call her Mother, but it would be fun to have someone else to annoy Rory about the whole Tristin thing. Not to mention the fact that Emily Gilmore was skilled in the art of poking and proding into peoples lives and would probably be able to find out more about Rory's going ons with Tristin.

She dialed the number, and then waited. One ring...Two rings...

"Hello?" The voice of her Father, Richard Gilmore picked up the phone.

"Hey Dad, its Lorelai," she said, cheerfully.

"Lorelai, this is a surprise," said Richard, "its nice to hear from you. What's going on?"

"Oh, nothing much, just thought I'd call, and have a chat," she said, and added, "hey, is Mom around?"

"Lorelai, are you feeling very well?" Richard asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," she said, confused, "why?"

"Well, either I'm hard of hearing, or you just asked to speak to your Mother...willingly," Richard said.

"Yeah, Dad, I did," said Lorelai, "big shocker, I know. But I wanted to talk to her about something concerning Rory."

"What is it-is she alright?" Richard asked, concern in his voice.

"She's fine Dad, no need to worry," said Lorelai, and added, "its just a women stuff."

Richard let out a sigh of relief. "Alright then, I'll go get her," he said, and then Lorelai heard him call, "Emily-phone for you!"

There was the sound of movement and then Emily picked up the phone, and said, "Hello?"

"Hey, Mom its Lorelai," she greeted.

"Lorelai!" Emily said, a little bit of surprise in her voice, Lorelai noted gleefully, "Well, its nice to hear from you. What is it you wanted to talk about?"

"Nice to talk to you to Mom," said Lorelai, and added, "so, you remember how Rory was going to Massachucetts for a few days to get fitted for a dress for her friends wedding that she is going to be in?"

"Yes, I remember Rory mentioning it at Friday night dinner," said Emily, "what about it?"

"She met someone there, a someone I think you'll be interested to know who it is," Lorelai said simply.

"Really?" There was interest in the elder womans voice. "A male someone?"

"Yes, a male someone," said Lorelai.

"And who is this male someone?"

"Tristin Dugrey, someone she went to Chilton with, and if I remember correctly, the grandson of one of Dad's associates, Janlen Dugrey," said Lorelai, and added, "I think they're well on their way to becoming friends, possibly something more."

"Well," said Emily, "how nice. Thank you for calling Lorelai, and tell Rory I said hello."

"Will do Mom," said Lorelai, a grin on her face, "see you on Friday."

Lorelai hung up the phone, a smirk of satisfaction on her face. She new very well what Emily was going to do. Knowing Emily Gilmore, she was going to start formulating a plan to get Rory and Tristin together. And that was precisely what Lorelai had wanted.

A/N: Wow, twelve pages. I'm proud of myself. And 31 reviews! I'm still in shock. So, what did you think of Chapter 5? Love it, hate it? Tell all. Emily and Richard hadn't been in the story yet, and seeing as it was chapter 5, I decided that it was about time to have them in it. More Lorelai for you all. I have to say, Lorelai is the most entertaining Gilmore Girls character to write fanfiction scenes with.

Thank you to the reviewers who reviewed my previous chapter. Hope you review this one too. :)

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