The Pissed off Rantings of the Hikaris
MLQ: Hi everyone and welcome to my first ever fanfic. (Yugi and Ryou letting off fireworks)
Malik: Good, now can we start.
MLQ: In a minute, my little pharaoh in the making.
Yami: He can't be pharaoh. I'M PHARAOH.
MLQ: #1 you were pharaoh, #2 how did you get here.
Yami: Me and the other Yamis want a fic about us.
MLQ: Yes, later, Malik disclaimer.
Malik: MLQ doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, but she will one day own me.
:Yugi:
I'm sick and tired of you damn people making me a fucking wuss in fanfics.
That's right I said damn and fuck.
Every time I say a curse word, everytime, Yami and the gang look at me like, "Oh my, sweet, innocent, goody-two shoes Yugi just cussed.
Everyone thinks that just because I look innocent means I have to act it.
I can be just like the rest of the gang.
I can be as controlling as Yami and Seto, dirty-minded as Honda, Jonouchi, and Otogi, and as bad-assed as Bakura, Marik, and Malik.
What do you people take me for? A three year old?
Uhh, you people make me so sick.
An another thing, I AM NOT WEAK!
I am not weak it's just the anime that portrays me to be.
I can kick your ass as bad as Bakura could.
And if you don't believe me, ask Anzu what happened when she started preaching about friendship again.
Anyway, stop making me sound wussy or I'll busta cap in your ass. (Hell I don't know what it means. Marik told me to say it when I'm mad at people.)
:end of chapter one: