Kvar: You know what's even scarier?
Forcystus: What?
Kvar: That you SUCK in the battle at Iselia human ranch!
Yuan: Just who the hell are you?
Me: Hah. I LOVE that quote.
Botta: Sir, that was not a wise thing to say.
Me: Oh, yeah! Rodyle, do the disclaimer.
Rodyle: YES! IN YOUR FACE, PRONYMA, MAGNIUS, FORCYSTUS, KVAR, YUAN, BOTTA, AND SHADOW!
Shadow: Do not...... Rub it...... In.
Rodyle: MEHEHEHEHE! Author man doesn't own Tales of Symphonia, Namco, Nintendo, or Japan. He DOES own a small cup of SEAWATER, though.
Magnius: VERMIN!
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Where did we leave off last time? Oh, yes. At the meteor going BOOMY, yes?
So
Derris-Kharlan broke off. Convieniently, only the part with Kratos, the
chair, the blood, and the steel wool broke. This was convienient only
for Yuan, who was shouting.
"DERRIS-KHARLAN! YOU MANIFESTED YOURSELF INTO A HUMAN FOR 20 MINUTES AND KILLED MARTEL! DIE!"
He began to take his anger out by spinning around in circles with his big sword/lance/axe/pike thingy. Suddenly, a spotlight turned on! Yuan began to perform Ballet! What a shock! As he spun around in circles and sailed through the air like the majestic dancer he truly is, music began to play. Rodyle appeared, just to sing the special half-elf ballet song, 'The Seawater Suite'.
"OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Twirl, twirl, dancer, dancer,
Glide through the air with ease.
Once you land on the ground, you will have found,
The SEAWATER'S up to your knees!
Run, run! Dancer! Dancer! Climb up the ladder and flee!
You will drown if you don't! Run! Run! Don't you see?
Spin, spin, dancer, dancer,
Swim through the water with ease.
If you touch the ground, then you have drowned,
Too bad you aren't water fleas!
Jump, jump! Dancer! Dancer! Jump and get out of the way!
Does this happen? Everyday!
Twirl, twirl, dancer, dancer,
Glide through the air with ease.
Once you land on the ground, you will have found,
The SEAWATER'S up to your knees!"
Yuan gave him a face that can only be shown like this: o.O (Basically, a good WTF face. ;)
Meanwhile, with the falling chunk of the meteor and the slightly-crazed Seraphim....
Kratos was waiting.
Waiting...
Always waiting...
(What the hell are you waiting for?!
Kratos: For the music to start...)
Kratos began to sing his sad little song.
"I'm the lone seraphim.
My clothing is covered in blood.
I left lemons behind on the planet below.
Oh, what a fool I was!
The wings on my back show my lemony disgrace.
I show my Flamberge and sigh.
That is my sword, it really is true.
Let's shove it in my eye! (OW)
This steel wool is mine.
I'm partially blind.
I like to eat lemons, it's true.
Keep tomatoes away,
I'll keep them at bay!
With my LEMONY justice and pie!"
The rock continued to plummet towards Happy Sunshiney Aselia Land. As Regal Bryant, the most expendable of ALL Tales of Symphonia characters- yes, even more than the cardinals and the Mayor of Exire- started to sing, the rock came nearer.
"Oh"
The rock slammed into the ground, neatly decapitating Regal.
Genis gasped. -.-
"I'm the little brat!
Yes I am!
I can make a face like -.-!
Whee!"
Kratos stared at the little brat. At the word 'Brat', Zelos rushed in.
"Yo! I like to sing too! Ready?!"
Genis, Kratos, and Regal's disembodied head stared in horror at Zelos.
"No!"
"Please don't..."
"The action known as singing is not currently condoned! If you sing, you must ATONE for your SINS!"
Zelos cleared his throat.
"(censored) (censored) (censored!
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The author's head exploded.
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Me: x.X
Kvar: Review. Although WHY anyone would like this is COMPLETELY beyond me.
Rodyle: BECAUSE I SUNG!