gend! Author's Note!
Me: Okay, a few things I have to go over... First. Bloody-Valentine42, you are as completely random as me. Thank you for your enlightenment. Second, I now accept anonymous reviews. Yay!
Kvar: ...You SUCK.
Rodyle: LIKE SEAWATER!
Shadow: This..... is..... the rhyme.... chapter.....Mithos.... And I....... Red..... Wine.....
Pronyma: WTF.
Rodyle: SEAWATER!
Forcystus: Oh, yeah. The creepy guy who's holding us hostage doesn't own Namco, Tales Studio, or most of China.
Me: I do own your immortal soul, however.
Kvar: Yes, he does...
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"....(censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)!"
After Zelos was done singing,
Genis began to go 'PINGING!'
(Genis: WHAT?!)
"Er. PINGING?"
That was quite good! I know. Don't you think?
This was when Regal dipped himself in ink!
"I do not condone this action!"
Regal began to dip himself in ink.
Meanwhile, Kratos just blink.
-blink-
Like that, yay!
Let's all eat hay!
"NO!"
"PINGING!"
"I DO NOT CONDONE THIS ACTION EITHER!"
They all started to eat yummy hay!
Then Lloyd came and saved the day!
"I'll save you from Regal!"
Lloyd chopped Regal's head off again.
It wasn't there to begin (with).
"PINGING!"
Zelos saw Sheena and ran off.
I renamed Genis to Frazkof!
"PINGING! PING! ING!"
Frazkof got upset yes this is true.
Then he got something on his clown shoe!
"PING....? EW!!!!"
It was Regal's tomato soup!
Kratos made something that went gloop!
"I call it 'Homage to Raine's Cooking'."
Refill was pleased, yes that happened.
Raine killed Refill and went SNAPPENED.
"Oh, for crying out loud... SNAPPENED!"
Kvar appeared and said 'KRA TOS!'
Kra tos exploded and was comatose.
"That means in a coma."
"PINGING!"
The chapter ended abruptly.
Tuppity tuppity tuppity.
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Me: Please review!
Kvar: It's on his shoe!
Pronyma: I just found a sea otter.
Rodyle: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER!