Story 15:
Title: Super Extra Strength
Author: Sevetenks
Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King or any related characters.
Theme/Challenge: 033: Punishment
Fandom: Shaman King
Pairing: Asakura Hao X Macchi
Rating/Notes: PG 13, bordering R.

Hao gulped nervously. Never had he been the one who was not in control.

Hao stopped for a moment to ponder that. He had never really been in this type of situation before either. He pondered deeper. He had never, let's count, shall we? He had never had sex, never been kissed, never liked a person more then a servant or comrade, and never loved anyone.

And by the end of the day, this one girl was going to change each never into something that happened. If that makes any sense.

Now, one might be asking, what the hell is going on here? And I shall tell you. And those who are not perverted children on not of teen-age, please look away! Nah, just keep going and enjoy the tale...

First, we see Asakura Hao, almighty Shaman, handcuffed to a bedpost, wearing a stolen set of Yoh's battle clothes. It was the closest thing to leather she could find on short notice. And who was this she you ask?

Why, Asakura Hao's girlfriend of three years, Matilda Matisse, otherwise known as Macchi. The annoyed girlfriend who still hadn't gotten a first kiss because Hao was nervous in that area.

And what was she doing you ask? She, straddling Hao Asakura, wearing bondage gear and making little pictures on Hao's chest, with some leather gloves with sharp nails on the end of the fingers. The blood made her want it even more, and Hao was beginning to wonder if his love was either possessed, had a split personality, or if the upcoming events would lead to an awesome honeymoon?

'Crap!' exclaimed Hao, brought out of his thoughts. He had completely forgotten the madness that started this! He must keep his resolve and explain it!

FLASHBACK

Hao smiled, carrying a bouquet of flowers in his hands and a small box in his pocket, inside a gorgeous handmade engagement ring. He had finally decided. He would die for Macchi, kill for Macchi, and suffer for Macchi. And conveniently, all she wanted was kissing and cuddling, the latter he was more then happy to give, but nervous about the former.

Hao opened his apartment, and Macchi walked over to him. She smiled brightly when she saw the flowers, and took them from him.

"Hello Hao-kun!" said Macchi, then made a small pout as Hao took the flowers from her. Hao put a finger to her lips, pushing them into a smile that caused Macchi to giggle.

"I will put them in a vase for you! Now sit down…" Hao pulled a chair out from the other room, and sat Macchi down, leaving Macchi confused and in the hallway, while Hao walked into the kitchen and accidentally knocked something over. A crash rang through the apartment, and Macchi bolted up.

"Hao, was that my favorite vase Mari got for me when she and Nichrome went to Africa?" growled Macchi.

"Um… No…?" came a nervous voice. Macchi growled, but then stopped as a familiar fantasy shot through her head. Hao, under her, doing her every sick, twisted, and very perverted whim.

"Hao. Get to the bedroom if you ever want to have children. I don't hear you moving!"

END FLASHBACK

And now Hao was about to lose his first kiss, and virginity, to the girl he loved more then anything, despite the fact of all the evil he had done.

"Hao. You are supposed to cringe in pain when I cut you. Not stare at me like I'm an angel. Because I'm your worst nightmare for the next…" Macchi pulled out a bottle and poured the contents into Hao's mouth, and tossing it to the side. "Fifty eight hours, or my money back!"

Hao's eyes widened in terror when he saw the bottle.

Super Extra Strength Viagra.

Maybe he should have given Macchi more kisses…

The End