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As the next morning arrived, Kazuya was giving the holy supper to the people. Suddenly he heard the church door opening. He looked at the door and saw a person standing in the doorway. The figure's body was all bandaged and because of that Kazuya couldn't recognize the figure but he felt that the figure was someone he knew. Kazuya quickly got up and went to the confessing chair. Soon the figure whose body was all bandaged came to the confessing chair. Kazuya could see the figure's eyes but he didn't recognize the figure yet.
TheFigure: I fucking need your help.
Kazuya(thinking): Where have I heard that voice before..?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No swearing in here, please. How may I help you?
TheFigure: Well, as you can see, I'm bandaged. And it's because some fucking jerk-----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I said no swearing.
TheFigure: Uh, whatever. So like I was telling, some son of a fucking bitch- -----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): AHEM!
Kazuya(thinking): So familiar feminine voice... Who could she be?
TheFigure: Oh what now?! You wanna hear this or not??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Please try to behave.
TheFigure: Fine. Geesh! AS I was saying, someone drove over me when I was crossing the road.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Poor you! The God will ease your pain.
TheFigure: What the fuck?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Miss! Please remember this is a holy place and you cannot swear in here.
*TheFigure rolled her eyes.
Kazuya(thinking): It's so familiar! Those eyes.. The way she rolls her eyes... The way she swears all the time.. Who is she??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I will pray for you that you will heal soon.
TheFigure: I'm not finished yet!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You're not?
TheFigure: Hell no!
*Kazuya gave the figure a warning look and the figure sighed.
TheFigure: No, I'm not finished. I didn't come here to get your pity!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No? I see. Well continue then.
TheFigure: I made it OK until some other bastard came and-----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): MISS!
TheFigure: Oh please! Can I continue this or not?! Then some other son of a bitch came and drove over me too! That fucking hurt!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): That's horrible. It's God's blessing that you made it alive. Have you told the police about this?
TheFigure: The Police?? Hell no!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm going to say this one more time. NO SWEARING!
TheFigure: Fine.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): So what do you want me to do?
*TheFigure looked Kazuya.
TheFigure(whispering): Help me to kill them.
*Kazuya gasped for two reasons: about what she had just asked and because he recognized who she was.
Kazuya(thinking): No.. Could she be... Nina..?
Nina: So what are you saying? I heard you know how to help people so help me now.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): But killing.. No. I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Nina: WHAT?!! What do you mean you "can't do that"?? Of course you can! I need your help with this damn it!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Nina listen I can't help you. It's against all the rules we have here in church and it's a sin. Although I would like to help you some other way because I was very attracted to you..
Nina: Hey! How did you know my name?! You were attracted to me ... WHAT??! Who are you??
Kazuya(thinking): Oh damn! Not again!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh... I'm just a priest... I've seen you many times on..Err... Holy supper..
Nina: What?! I never go to holy supper!
Kazuya(thinking): Oh no! Now I'm screwed.. Yeah right, Nina taking holy supper.. What was I thinking?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh... Well... I think I thought you were someone else.
*Nina looked Kazuya confused.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well, I can't help you to kill them. Besides, you don't even know who they are. But I'll pray that you'll find a way to get over this.
Nina: Get over? Over my dead body!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. I have to go now. God bless you.
*Kazuya was about to leave when...
Nina: What the.. Kazuya??
*Kazuya froze and kept silence.
Nina: Is it you?!
*Kazuya was still silent thinking something clever to say.
Kazuya(thinking): Great.. How did she recognize me?? Now I'm REALLY screwed..
Nina: Geez... It IS you!!
*Kazuya blushed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err.. What?
Nina: Don't try that!! I know it's you! Why didn't I fucking recognize your voice earlier?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Nina stop that!
Nina: Nina, right? How do you know my name?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I... I... I'm...
Nina: My ex-boyfriend.
*Kazuya swallowed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know what you're talking about.
Nina: Oh I think you do! But how did YOU become a priest??!
*Nina laughed loud.
*Kazuya blushed again.
Nina: Our evil Kazuya became a priest!! Hahahaahaa!!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): That's enough!! My business has nothing to do with you!
Nina(still laughing): And what did Jun and your son say when they heard about this? Lemme guess! They rolled on the floor laughing their lungs out!!
*Kazuya didn't say anything.
*Nina stopped laughing and stared at Kazuya.
Nina: You did tell them, didn't you?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh.. Of course I did!
Nina: No you didn't! They don't know? No one knows??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Okay..... No, no one knows.
*Nina started to laugh again.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Just stop that!! And promise you won't tell anyone about this!
*Nina calmed down a bit.
Nina: Hmm, I dunno about that.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): W-what do you mean..?
Nina: Why would I help you if you don't help me?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I ask you not to tell anyone about this and you ask me to KILL two people!
*Nina grinned.
Nina: Uh-huh. Fair, isn't it?
*Kazuya became very angry.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You don't even know who they are!
Nina: No, but you do.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Excuse me??
Nina: Oh, c'mon! I'm sure they've visited here.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No I don't think so.
Nina: There has to be someone!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): There's no one who would have confessed of driving over some... Wait a minute..
Nina: What?
Kazuya(thinking): Did Julia just confess driving over someone..? Nah impossible.
Nina: What?! Who??! Gimme the name and I'll kill that fucking bastard!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know anyone.
Nina: Yes you do!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I can't spread the sins people have been telling me!
Nina: Uh-huh. Well, I guess I'll leave then and visit my old friend Jun Kazama and tell her funny rumours about----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): NO!! Please don't do that. I'll be good.
Nina: You'd better be. Now who's the one that drove over me?!
*Kazuya swallowed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well... One girl told me she had drove over someone----
Nina: WHO??!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): BUT she said she killed her. So it's impossible that it's you!
Nina: She thought she killed me but I made it anyway! Now who is she?? And who's the other one??!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No one else has confessed me anything like that.
Nina: So who is it?? I'm getting impatient here! She's someone I know??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yeah, you know her.
Nina: Beautiful! Gimme the name??
*Kazuya sighed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I guess I have no choice .. Julia Chang.
*Nina blinked.
Nina: Come again?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Julia Chang.
Nina: That saint?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): She said it was an accident!
Nina: Accident?! Right! She can just wait until I get her to my hands.. But I won't do anything until I know who's the other fucker who nearly killed me.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know who the other one is.
Nina: I know. I'll visit here later and hope that then someone has confessed what he or she has done.
*Nina got up.
Nina: I'll see you later then. Keep your ears open darling!
*Nina left the church.
Kazuya(mumbeling): Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.. Where have I got myself into?
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Kazzy's screwed now that Nina knows about him. Does he really have a choice not helping her??
Disclaimer: We don't own Tekken.
As the next morning arrived, Kazuya was giving the holy supper to the people. Suddenly he heard the church door opening. He looked at the door and saw a person standing in the doorway. The figure's body was all bandaged and because of that Kazuya couldn't recognize the figure but he felt that the figure was someone he knew. Kazuya quickly got up and went to the confessing chair. Soon the figure whose body was all bandaged came to the confessing chair. Kazuya could see the figure's eyes but he didn't recognize the figure yet.
TheFigure: I fucking need your help.
Kazuya(thinking): Where have I heard that voice before..?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No swearing in here, please. How may I help you?
TheFigure: Well, as you can see, I'm bandaged. And it's because some fucking jerk-----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I said no swearing.
TheFigure: Uh, whatever. So like I was telling, some son of a fucking bitch- -----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): AHEM!
Kazuya(thinking): So familiar feminine voice... Who could she be?
TheFigure: Oh what now?! You wanna hear this or not??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Please try to behave.
TheFigure: Fine. Geesh! AS I was saying, someone drove over me when I was crossing the road.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Poor you! The God will ease your pain.
TheFigure: What the fuck?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Miss! Please remember this is a holy place and you cannot swear in here.
*TheFigure rolled her eyes.
Kazuya(thinking): It's so familiar! Those eyes.. The way she rolls her eyes... The way she swears all the time.. Who is she??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I will pray for you that you will heal soon.
TheFigure: I'm not finished yet!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You're not?
TheFigure: Hell no!
*Kazuya gave the figure a warning look and the figure sighed.
TheFigure: No, I'm not finished. I didn't come here to get your pity!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No? I see. Well continue then.
TheFigure: I made it OK until some other bastard came and-----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): MISS!
TheFigure: Oh please! Can I continue this or not?! Then some other son of a bitch came and drove over me too! That fucking hurt!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): That's horrible. It's God's blessing that you made it alive. Have you told the police about this?
TheFigure: The Police?? Hell no!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm going to say this one more time. NO SWEARING!
TheFigure: Fine.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): So what do you want me to do?
*TheFigure looked Kazuya.
TheFigure(whispering): Help me to kill them.
*Kazuya gasped for two reasons: about what she had just asked and because he recognized who she was.
Kazuya(thinking): No.. Could she be... Nina..?
Nina: So what are you saying? I heard you know how to help people so help me now.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): But killing.. No. I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Nina: WHAT?!! What do you mean you "can't do that"?? Of course you can! I need your help with this damn it!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Nina listen I can't help you. It's against all the rules we have here in church and it's a sin. Although I would like to help you some other way because I was very attracted to you..
Nina: Hey! How did you know my name?! You were attracted to me ... WHAT??! Who are you??
Kazuya(thinking): Oh damn! Not again!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh... I'm just a priest... I've seen you many times on..Err... Holy supper..
Nina: What?! I never go to holy supper!
Kazuya(thinking): Oh no! Now I'm screwed.. Yeah right, Nina taking holy supper.. What was I thinking?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh... Well... I think I thought you were someone else.
*Nina looked Kazuya confused.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well, I can't help you to kill them. Besides, you don't even know who they are. But I'll pray that you'll find a way to get over this.
Nina: Get over? Over my dead body!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. I have to go now. God bless you.
*Kazuya was about to leave when...
Nina: What the.. Kazuya??
*Kazuya froze and kept silence.
Nina: Is it you?!
*Kazuya was still silent thinking something clever to say.
Kazuya(thinking): Great.. How did she recognize me?? Now I'm REALLY screwed..
Nina: Geez... It IS you!!
*Kazuya blushed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err.. What?
Nina: Don't try that!! I know it's you! Why didn't I fucking recognize your voice earlier?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Nina stop that!
Nina: Nina, right? How do you know my name?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I... I... I'm...
Nina: My ex-boyfriend.
*Kazuya swallowed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know what you're talking about.
Nina: Oh I think you do! But how did YOU become a priest??!
*Nina laughed loud.
*Kazuya blushed again.
Nina: Our evil Kazuya became a priest!! Hahahaahaa!!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): That's enough!! My business has nothing to do with you!
Nina(still laughing): And what did Jun and your son say when they heard about this? Lemme guess! They rolled on the floor laughing their lungs out!!
*Kazuya didn't say anything.
*Nina stopped laughing and stared at Kazuya.
Nina: You did tell them, didn't you?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh.. Of course I did!
Nina: No you didn't! They don't know? No one knows??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Okay..... No, no one knows.
*Nina started to laugh again.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Just stop that!! And promise you won't tell anyone about this!
*Nina calmed down a bit.
Nina: Hmm, I dunno about that.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): W-what do you mean..?
Nina: Why would I help you if you don't help me?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I ask you not to tell anyone about this and you ask me to KILL two people!
*Nina grinned.
Nina: Uh-huh. Fair, isn't it?
*Kazuya became very angry.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You don't even know who they are!
Nina: No, but you do.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Excuse me??
Nina: Oh, c'mon! I'm sure they've visited here.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No I don't think so.
Nina: There has to be someone!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): There's no one who would have confessed of driving over some... Wait a minute..
Nina: What?
Kazuya(thinking): Did Julia just confess driving over someone..? Nah impossible.
Nina: What?! Who??! Gimme the name and I'll kill that fucking bastard!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know anyone.
Nina: Yes you do!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I can't spread the sins people have been telling me!
Nina: Uh-huh. Well, I guess I'll leave then and visit my old friend Jun Kazama and tell her funny rumours about----
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): NO!! Please don't do that. I'll be good.
Nina: You'd better be. Now who's the one that drove over me?!
*Kazuya swallowed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well... One girl told me she had drove over someone----
Nina: WHO??!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): BUT she said she killed her. So it's impossible that it's you!
Nina: She thought she killed me but I made it anyway! Now who is she?? And who's the other one??!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No one else has confessed me anything like that.
Nina: So who is it?? I'm getting impatient here! She's someone I know??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yeah, you know her.
Nina: Beautiful! Gimme the name??
*Kazuya sighed.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I guess I have no choice .. Julia Chang.
*Nina blinked.
Nina: Come again?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Julia Chang.
Nina: That saint?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): She said it was an accident!
Nina: Accident?! Right! She can just wait until I get her to my hands.. But I won't do anything until I know who's the other fucker who nearly killed me.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't know who the other one is.
Nina: I know. I'll visit here later and hope that then someone has confessed what he or she has done.
*Nina got up.
Nina: I'll see you later then. Keep your ears open darling!
*Nina left the church.
Kazuya(mumbeling): Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.. Where have I got myself into?
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Kazzy's screwed now that Nina knows about him. Does he really have a choice not helping her??