Authors' note: Finally we wrote this chapter. Hope you like it. =)
Disclaimer: We do own neither Tekken nor Namco.
The sun was shining and the birds were singing. An old man was walking down the street. He was wearing a diaper and he was heading to the church. It had been a long time when he had went to the church, almost twenty years.
Kazuya had a strange feeling that something horrible would happen today. He sat down and waited for confessors.
The old man opened the church door and stepped inside. There was almost no light in the church; the only light was coming from the few candles what were on the church. The man walked to the confessing chair and sat down. Kazuya gasped. It was his old pa who had just sat down next to him.
Kazuya(thinking): What the fuck is HE doing in here?! He has no conscience!! He doesn't regret anything! This must be a dream!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How can I help you?
Heihachi: Someone has been robbering me!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Excuse me?
Heihachi: SOMEONE HAS ROBBED A LOT OF MONEY FROM ME!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, that's horrible.
Kazuya(thinking): Buahahahaha! You've deserved it! I wonder who has done this? Heehee, I'm so happy! No. wait. I'm going to inherit him. so it's kinda MY money!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): When did this happen?
Heihachi: It's been happenING for few days now and I really don't know what to do!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Calm down. Have you called the police?
Heihachi: THE POLICE?!? Are you NUTS?? I can't call the POLICE!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What? Why not??
Heihachi: Well... err... it's kind of compicated.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Huh?
Heihachi: Well... the money isn't legally mine.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What?!
Heihachi: Well, I've got a son, Kazuya.
*Kazuya gasped.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How does your son involve this?
Heihachi: Well, I wanted to get rid of my taxes, so....
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes?
Heihachi: I.... Umm..... I moved my money to an account that was on his name so all the taxes were taken from his wallet.
Kazuya(thinking): WHAT???!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Your son doesn't know about this?
Heihachi: No, he just wonders why he has to pay so much taxes.
*Heihachi laughed.
Kazuya(thinking): Ok ol' pa, so this is what you've been hiding from me...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Can your son get in touch with the money?
Heihachi: Well, yes, kind of. If he'd know about this, then yes. But now, no.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): OK..... So... what bank have you put the money?
Heihachi: Err... does it matter?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err... No... I'm just curious.
Heihachi: I'm sorry but I don't want to tell you.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Ok, I understand.
Kazuya(thinking): DAMNED!!
Heihachi: Let's change the subject. I'm here because I'VE being robbed!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. So if you can't tell the police then...... Wait a minute.....
Kazuya(thinking): That money is MINE! Someone has been robbing money from ME!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Have you any idea how much you've been taken?
Kazuya(thinking): That son of a bitch is going to die!!
Heihachi: Umm.... If I remember correct it was something around 100 000 000....
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): 100 000 000?!?!?!?!
Heihachi: Yes, it's approximately 1/5 of my money.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): 1/5?!!
Heihachi: Yes.
*Kazuya covered his face with his hands.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): So I've got 400 000 000 left?
Heihachi: I?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You!
Kazuya(thinking): Whew. That was close.
Heihachi: Yes. Approximately.
*Kazuya started to tremble.
Heihachi: Father? Are you all right?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No. I'm feeling dizzy.
Heihachi: I'd better go.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): NO! WAIT!
Heihachi: What?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You've made sin.
Heihachi: Huh?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, that son-thing with the money.
Heihachi: Is it a sin?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Heihachi: Oh.Well, what now?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You must give your son half of the money.
Heihachi: OK...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And he has to know about it!
Heihachi: WHAT?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Heihachi: I don't want to do that!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You'd rather go to the monastery with your grandson?!
Kazuya(thinking): Whoops!
*Heihachi looked Kazuya confused.
Heihachi: How do you know I have a grandson? And what has he has to do with anything?? Wait! Monastery?! That's where he's been, right?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You didn't know?
Heihachi: No, I did not. Nobody did. Not even his mother!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh..... Well yeah, he's in the monastery.
*Heihachi laughed.
Heihachi: But WHY??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Because he was...... Stealing.
Heihachi: WHAT?? Jin? MY grandson? From where? Why? When?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): None of your bussiness!
*Heihachi laughed again.
Heihachi: But monastery......
*Heihachi stood up still laughing.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Remember what you must do!
Heihachi: I'll give half of the money to my son, got it.
Heihachi(thinking): Yeah right! That priest is insane!Me? Giving half of my money? To my idiot son?NEVERRR!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): If you won't do it, you'll BURN IN HELL!!!
Heihachi(thinking): Geez, I'm scared......
Heihachi: Yes. I'll go now.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And remember to tell about the money to your son you diaper slacks!!
*Heihachi turned around and stared Kazuya.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh..... Have a nice day!
*Heihachi just walked away while Kazuya started to pray.
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Who's being robbing money from Heihachi? And why? What do you think?
Disclaimer: We do own neither Tekken nor Namco.
The sun was shining and the birds were singing. An old man was walking down the street. He was wearing a diaper and he was heading to the church. It had been a long time when he had went to the church, almost twenty years.
Kazuya had a strange feeling that something horrible would happen today. He sat down and waited for confessors.
The old man opened the church door and stepped inside. There was almost no light in the church; the only light was coming from the few candles what were on the church. The man walked to the confessing chair and sat down. Kazuya gasped. It was his old pa who had just sat down next to him.
Kazuya(thinking): What the fuck is HE doing in here?! He has no conscience!! He doesn't regret anything! This must be a dream!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How can I help you?
Heihachi: Someone has been robbering me!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Excuse me?
Heihachi: SOMEONE HAS ROBBED A LOT OF MONEY FROM ME!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, that's horrible.
Kazuya(thinking): Buahahahaha! You've deserved it! I wonder who has done this? Heehee, I'm so happy! No. wait. I'm going to inherit him. so it's kinda MY money!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): When did this happen?
Heihachi: It's been happenING for few days now and I really don't know what to do!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Calm down. Have you called the police?
Heihachi: THE POLICE?!? Are you NUTS?? I can't call the POLICE!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What? Why not??
Heihachi: Well... err... it's kind of compicated.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Huh?
Heihachi: Well... the money isn't legally mine.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What?!
Heihachi: Well, I've got a son, Kazuya.
*Kazuya gasped.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How does your son involve this?
Heihachi: Well, I wanted to get rid of my taxes, so....
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes?
Heihachi: I.... Umm..... I moved my money to an account that was on his name so all the taxes were taken from his wallet.
Kazuya(thinking): WHAT???!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Your son doesn't know about this?
Heihachi: No, he just wonders why he has to pay so much taxes.
*Heihachi laughed.
Kazuya(thinking): Ok ol' pa, so this is what you've been hiding from me...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Can your son get in touch with the money?
Heihachi: Well, yes, kind of. If he'd know about this, then yes. But now, no.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): OK..... So... what bank have you put the money?
Heihachi: Err... does it matter?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Err... No... I'm just curious.
Heihachi: I'm sorry but I don't want to tell you.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Ok, I understand.
Kazuya(thinking): DAMNED!!
Heihachi: Let's change the subject. I'm here because I'VE being robbed!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. So if you can't tell the police then...... Wait a minute.....
Kazuya(thinking): That money is MINE! Someone has been robbing money from ME!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Have you any idea how much you've been taken?
Kazuya(thinking): That son of a bitch is going to die!!
Heihachi: Umm.... If I remember correct it was something around 100 000 000....
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): 100 000 000?!?!?!?!
Heihachi: Yes, it's approximately 1/5 of my money.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): 1/5?!!
Heihachi: Yes.
*Kazuya covered his face with his hands.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): So I've got 400 000 000 left?
Heihachi: I?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You!
Kazuya(thinking): Whew. That was close.
Heihachi: Yes. Approximately.
*Kazuya started to tremble.
Heihachi: Father? Are you all right?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No. I'm feeling dizzy.
Heihachi: I'd better go.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): NO! WAIT!
Heihachi: What?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You've made sin.
Heihachi: Huh?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, that son-thing with the money.
Heihachi: Is it a sin?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Heihachi: Oh.Well, what now?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You must give your son half of the money.
Heihachi: OK...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And he has to know about it!
Heihachi: WHAT?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Heihachi: I don't want to do that!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You'd rather go to the monastery with your grandson?!
Kazuya(thinking): Whoops!
*Heihachi looked Kazuya confused.
Heihachi: How do you know I have a grandson? And what has he has to do with anything?? Wait! Monastery?! That's where he's been, right?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You didn't know?
Heihachi: No, I did not. Nobody did. Not even his mother!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh..... Well yeah, he's in the monastery.
*Heihachi laughed.
Heihachi: But WHY??
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Because he was...... Stealing.
Heihachi: WHAT?? Jin? MY grandson? From where? Why? When?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): None of your bussiness!
*Heihachi laughed again.
Heihachi: But monastery......
*Heihachi stood up still laughing.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Remember what you must do!
Heihachi: I'll give half of the money to my son, got it.
Heihachi(thinking): Yeah right! That priest is insane!Me? Giving half of my money? To my idiot son?NEVERRR!!!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): If you won't do it, you'll BURN IN HELL!!!
Heihachi(thinking): Geez, I'm scared......
Heihachi: Yes. I'll go now.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And remember to tell about the money to your son you diaper slacks!!
*Heihachi turned around and stared Kazuya.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Uh..... Have a nice day!
*Heihachi just walked away while Kazuya started to pray.
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Who's being robbing money from Heihachi? And why? What do you think?