Replies to my lovely reviewers:

Morningstripe: I'm glad that you liked it. And yes, Faust is one of the 13 shamans living at Funbari Onsen.

WiNdScArBaBe: Oh! You were so close! You nailed 2 out of 3 of the fangirl's targets. Not telling who you were right about though. Although it might be quite obvious…..

Ren-0bsesser: Many thanks for the pictures that you drew! So hurry up and finish drawing that comic! Just joking, although I do wish you would draw it soon….. And about the weapons, all in due time.

-oOo-

Title: PH33R!

By: Black Hikari

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. Oh, all the happy things that I could do if I did own it…….

Summary: Just another day at Funbari right? Wrong! Fangirls have come to stalk there obsession. Poor, poor, SK gang……

Warnings: Insanity, attempted glomping, rabid fangirls. You have been warned.

-oOo-

What will happen this time? Will more fangirls come? Will Ren's questions finally be answered? Read and finds out!

When Yoh and Manta walked into the yard, they were met with quite a sight.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Ren shouted out, his tongari twitching. He was completely ignored.

The girl who had cat ears was arguing with Ren's glomp- err… we mean attacker.

"Gimme back my kitty!"

"But I need it to keep Bason from attacking me!"

"No! I want him back!" shouted the neko-girl. And with that, she proceeded to grab the kitty and started to whack her in the face.

"………" Manta and Yoh were shocked.

"WHAT IS GOING ON ALREADY, DAMNIT!" a very angry Ren asked.

The neko-girl who was whacking the other girl with the kitty finally stopped.

Ren's glomp-err, attacker all of a sudden noticed the neko-girl's ears. "Ohh! Are those real?" And with that, she proceeded to yank on them.

"Ow, ow, OW!" Now the neko-girl was flailing about, kitty waving around in the air. "YES, THOSE ARE REAL SO STOP TUGGING ON THEM!"

In the end, the third girl had to help get Ren's glomp-err, attacker off of the neko-girl's ears. Then, the girl with the cape saw Yoh and Manta standing there speechless. All of a sudden, she squealed a very loud, "YOH-SAMA!" And then, Yoh ended up being chased by her.

"…………………."

The neko-girl and Ren's glomper (AN: Heck, we all know that she is his glomper, and not attacker right? I'm getting tired of calling her an attacker.) were arguing again, oblivious to their comrade chasing a very panicky Yoh.

"For the last time, gimme back my kitty!"

"No! I need him!"

"That kitty is a female." :twitch:

"…………"

"Anyways, I want her back!" And with that she started to whack Ren's glomper over the head with the kitty.

"Oh yeah, SUPER REN PLUSHIE POWER!" Ren's glomper took out a plushie of Ren, and started to whack the neko-girl in return.

"……………………" Ren and Manta watched the whole scene play out, standing there speechless.

Finally, Manta ventured out to talk to those crazy females. "Ano, did you make that plushie of Ren-kun?"

Both heads turned over to look at Manta. He froze, there was something, …..disturbing, yes, disturbing about them. Especailly that neko-girl's. Her eyes were different colors.

"Yeah, so?" Repiled Ren's glomper.

"Then why not create a kitty plushie?" Manta suggested.

"………." It was obvious that both girls were deep in thought.

"That would be perfect! I could create a kitty plushie!" Ren's glomper squealed excitedly. "Yay!"

"That's fine with me," was the only response from the neko-girl.

"So, um, who exactly are you guys?" Manta asked.

"……………."

"We didn't introduce ourselves?" The neko-girl asked, obviously surprised.

At those words, both Ren and Manta did the anime fall.

"YOU CRAZY BITCHES WERE TOO BUSY ARGUING! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, KISAMA!" Yup, Ren had finally snapped.

Ren's glomper was busy sitting down and making another plushie. So the neko-girl was left to face Ren's wrath.

"Alright then, what questions did you ask?" The neko-girl asked, obviously unfazed by Ren's rage. She was stroking her kitty, which was laying there peacefully, purring. And in the background, Yoh was still screaming for help as SHE chased him around the yard.

Ren cooled down a bit. So, this crazy female would actually answer her questions huh? "Who are you and what do you want?"

"And why do you have cat ears? You have 2 pairs of ears, you know?" Yoh came to an abrupt stop.

"Yeah, Black Hikari, why do you have 2 pairs of ears?" The girls who had been chasing Yoh suddenly stopped as well to ponder that question.

"……………………." :twitch:

Manta, who had been wondering the same question, waited for her answer.

"Well, I'm Black Hikari, or Hikari for short." She finally said. Then, pointing to ground, she continued. "That's Ren-0bsesser, or 0bsesser for short. And finally, that's Prancer." Indicating the girl that had been chasing Yoh.

"Prancer Mango Marshmallow the Reindeer Superhero." Prancer corrected.

"…………………" Ren, Yoh, and Manta so did not understand that name. And Ren-0bsesser, that name just spelt bad news, especially for Ren.

-Tsuzuku-

So, how's that? And lookie how fast I updated! All of the wonderful reviews made me so much more motivated to update faster. So please, review!