A/n- thank all of you who red and review it means a lot to me and a very special thanks to The Dark Koneko! Just to answer your question to where koga got the popcorn he got it from kagome a long time ago. Koga was hoping to save it for a special occasion with kagome but we all know that will never happen so he gave it to Shippo! And lastly Koneko I LOVE your story babysitters nightmare! My favorite part was when Rin did the impression of the ring and said "I don't sleep" that had me laughing like crazy and my mom was about to call the shrink! Lmao! can't wait for the next chapter! Bye!

Ch. 2 everyone is not as they seem to be

The bottle slowly stopped and landed on… Miroku!

Monkey- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miroku- yes! sprays mouth with breath freshener

Monkey- please no! I beg you!

Kagome- smiles evilly you have to it's part of the rules whether you like it or not!

Monkey- scowls there are no such things! If it's not in a book there not rules!

Fabi- she's right- OMG! SHE'S RIGHT! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!

Sesshomaru- if no one is going to cooperate I say we do something different.

Shippo- I have an idea what if the person who the bottle lands on has to answer a question from everyone in the circle. And if the lie they have to do something… it's sort of like truth or dare.

Inuyasha- how do we know if there lying or not?

Fabi- leave it all to me. Be back in a few.

Fabi runs of and everyone's just sitting around when a few minutes later just like she promised came back carrying some sort of metal helmet that you put on your eyes (a/n- just think X-2 the thing Cyclops wears).

Rin- what's that?

Fabi- a metal detector and truth revealer and visual movie. This allows you to see the person's secret while there saying it sort of like a projector (A/n- think ahhh real monsters the show) and if there lying it automatically shows the truth. Pretty cool huh?

Sango- that is amazing!

Monkey- on second thought why don't you go first Miroku?

Miroku- nope. You can't get out of this it's your turn!

Kagome- hahahahahahahahahahah!

Monika- sigh fine give me.

Fabi gives monkey the helmet and puts it on her head.

Miroku- ok…. What question should I ask? Hmmmm. I got it! Monika who are you in love with?

Monkey- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Suddenly a big screen pops out of the helmet with a picture of Sesshomaru in a hot tub.

Everybody starts laughing hysterically except Sesshomaru and Monika she just keeps on blushing and Sesshomaru for the first time in many centuries looked surprised. Suddenly and unexpectedly Sesshomaru leans in and kisses monkey on the cheek. Monika's cheeks grew redder by the second and soon everyone had stopped everyone and just couldn't believe what they had just seen.

Monkey- um-

Fabi- ewwwwww! Get a room!

Inuyasha- disgusted face let's just get back to the game. Who's next?

Rin- it's rins' turn!

Kikyo- whispers to awaken Jaken (who came back to life because he was starting to stink!). Why does she always use third person?

Jaken- because she is a baka onna!

Monkey- bonks Jaken over the head be quiet it's not rin's fault Sesshomaru likes her better than you!

Rin- thank you Monika!

Monkey- think nothing of it Rin and please call me monkey!

Rin- ok moni-monkey! Here is rin's question what is your favorite type of music and do you sing?

Monkey- my favorite type of music is rock and yes I sing! (A/n- in real life I don't sing but since this is a parody I do and the song I'm gonna sing was not created by me it was created by three days grace home)

The screen pops up showing monkey in a black t-shirt that says "when I die face me backwards so the world can kiss my ass" in purple Broadway text. The sleeves are short and her bare arms are covered with a purple fish net material. (Don't remember what's it's called) she has black baggy cargo pants and black combat boots with lots of black mascara, purple lipstick, and purple eye shadow. Suddenly the screen turns black and quickly turns a very bright shade of yellow and red. Monkey has a microphone to her lips and a guitar in her hands.

The monkey in the screen- I'll be coming home Just to be alone Cause I know you're not there And I know that you don't care I can hardly wait to leave this place
No matter how hard I try You're never satisfied This is not a home I think I'm better off alone You always disappear Even when you're here This is not my home I think I'm better off alone Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a home By the time you come home I'm already stoned You turn off the TV
And you scream at me I can hardly wait Till you get off my case No matter how hard I try You're never satisfied This is not a home I think I'm better off alone You always disappear Even when you're here This is not my home I think I'm better off alone Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a home. I'm better off alone No matter how hard I try You're never satisfied This is not a home I think I'm better off alone You always disappear Even when you're here This is not my home I think I'm better off alone Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a
Home, home, this house is not a Home, home, this house is not a home…..

Slowly the song dies away and everyone starts clapping.

Fabi- hey monkey! How come you never told me you could sing!

Monkey- I never thought I was any good…..

Shippo- are you crazy your great!

Monkey- thank you!

Fabi- Now it's koga's turn.

Koga- hmmm… this is a hard one…. Ok. What your most embarrassing moment ever!

Monkey- I really don't remember.

Again the screen pops up: (memory) I was walking down the hall way when I saw my best friend Nina walking out of English. I started running when I almost got there the whole class was already out. Then suddenly I lost my footing and stumbled and did a face plant! My god that was embarrassing! Nina came running over.

Nina- monkey are you okay!

Monkey- laughing hysterically yea I'm okay! Lmao!

Then the whole class was laughing.

Soon the whole gang was laughing but before they could get over it the barrier started changing colors and naraku's voice echoed thru the walls.

Naraku- you have proven the final challenge. You are indeed worthy, you have your annoying faults but we can take that away with some…training. Heheheheheheh…

Inuyasha- what the hell are you talking about Naraku!

Naraku- haven't you figured it out yet. This was all part of my plan.

Kagome- what plan!

The plan to kidnap Monika and make her my new servant. She knows everything about all of you and give me all your weaknesses and strengths.

Monkey- and what makes you think I'll ever help you!

Naraku- I never said it had to be willingly.

Without warning a tentacle shot out. It almost got Rin when monkey pushed Rin aside and got in the way. The tentacle went strait through Monika's chest resulting in lots of blood squirting out. Being a human Monika couldn't take that much wasted blood and fainted. Sesshomaru had already gotten up and was charging at Naraku. His eyes were a deep red crimson; he was angry.

First Naraku almost had hurt his Rin and secondly even though he wouldn't admit it he loved Monika even before he knew she had feelings for him also. The kiss, it would never happen again in public. He didn't know what came over him, he also knew that it would never work between them he was a youkai and she was a human.

Even if they were together it was there children that would have the most problem being hanyou's. That was why he was so cold to Inuyasha. (a/n- I know that's not the real reason b/w Inu and sesshy but if you people write mpregs why is it so bad to write this so I don't want flames unless I see flames in the Inu sesshy pairings! Now get it through your heads sesshy and Inu can NEVER be together they are BROTHERS that is SICK! ((Now back to the story.)

Sesshomaru wasn't quick enough Naraku was already flying of with Monika in his arms. But Sesshomaru would never give up that easily so he turned into his youkai form and swiped his claws against Naraku. This caused Naraku to drop Monika but Naraku acted quick and grabbed her before she died from impact. Then he disintegrated as Sesshomaru fell on his knees feeling as if his soul was taken away from him.

Back to Monika and Naraku

Monika- let go of me you creep!

Five minutes ago after Naraku had disintegrated Monika had woken up and was being really obnoxious.

Naraku- will you shut up!

Monika- make me shit head.

That really pissed Naraku off so he slapped her straight across the face. But, sadly for Naraku she still kept going.

Monika- rude much!

Thankfully they finally arrived at naraku's castle and he could finally throw the pest in some room and get away from her for an hour or two.

Monika- you should really get some light in here it's creeping me out.

Monika said as they were walking through the dark corridors of naraku's fortress. After several minutes of walking, or in Monika's case being rudely manhandled, stopped in front of chamber doors guarded by another powerful barrier.

Naraku- you will stay in here. You had better not make any sound or else-

Monika- or else what?

Naraku- snickers you shall soon see….

Monika- what makes you think you can scare me Naraku you cannot even defeat Inuyasha what makes you think you can defeat Sesshomaru!

Then Naraku throws Monika inside a dark damp cell.

Monika- you know you could be a little less rough!

But as usual Naraku ignores Monika and walks away!

Monika- whispers to herself Sesshomaru I hope you are okay…

A/n-what will happen next? Will Sesshomaru come and save monkey or will monkey be in more danger than she even knows! Tune in for the next chapter! And review if you want m to make a romance between (Sesshomaru/monkey) and sorry I took so long!