Authors' note: So, it's Steve's turn to reveal his sin.
Disclaimer: We own neither Namco nor Tekken.
Steve was walking towards church. He was going to confess something that he was holding inside. Just before he reached the church he saw a really hot guy coming from the church. Steve's eyes literally went wide and soon he found himself drooling after him. The man turned to Steve and look at him curiously.
Steve(thinking): Stop it Steve! You have to act normal.
As the man walked away Steve started to run to the church. He felt that he had to confess his sins as quickly has he could. Finally he reached the church and opened the church's door.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Good morning, son.
Steve: Good morning Father.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You've got something special on your mind?
Steve: Actually yes. This is something that I've been keeping inside of me for a long time. And I finally can open up to someone. It's so relieving...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Carry on.
Steve: Well, I have this disease.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Any disease can't be a sin.
Steve: But this is.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What's your disease then?
Steve: I'm attracted to men.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You're attracted to men? That's your disease??
Steve: I'm a gay!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Son, that's not a disease.
Steve: It is! Doesn't the Bible say that being a gay is forbidden or something like that?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Everyone has their own way to understand it. I think that there's nothing wrong being a gay.
Steve: You don't?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No, I don't. I know many gays, my brother for example.
Steve: Oh... So has he told you about his problem?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No, not actually.
Steve: Then how did you know he's gay?
*Kazuya's lips turned into a wide smile.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Let's just say I saw something that I think wasn't meant for my eyes.
*Steve blinked.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Anyway, gayness isn't a sickness or a problem and it's nothing to be ashamed to.
Steve: But... Does your brother think this way too?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Hmm.. I don't know. He doesn't know that I know. Have you ever been to a DTM -bar?
Steve: Err... No. Why?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I think you should. You could learn something from the guys that visit DTM -bars.
Steve: Like what?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You are so unsure about you being gay. We'll, those guys in there aren't unsure at all and they could make you feel the same about you.
Steve: But I don't know any DTM -bars.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Is that the reason why you haven't been to any of them?
Steve: I guess so.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well, you get to one bar if you go first straight forward and after the first restaurant turn left and after the gift shop turn right and then go straight and there's the bar.
Steve: Huh? How can you know such a thing?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Do you really think that you're the only own in this town whose gay? It's my job to help people and I that's why I need to know these kinds of things.
Steve: Uh... Ok then... You know the open and closing time also?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): It's opened at nine p.m. and closed at four a.m.
Steve: Ok.. You know anyone who visits there?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): My brother for example. But PLEASE for your own sake don't get anything to do with him. He's nothing but a big trouble.
Steve: I'm sorry but it's really weird that you feel that way about your own brother.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Actually he's adopted.
Steve: That's the reason you hate him?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't hate him. I just don't like him.
Steve: Has he done something to you?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm not supposed to confess my sins or complain about my own life to you.
Steve: But who can you talk to?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): God.
Steve: huh?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. He listens to me and gives me advises.
Steve: How?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How what?
Steve: How in the hell can he give you advises?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Please no swearing.
Steve: But the advises?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Which part of that don't you understand?
Steve: Advises. How can he give you them?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): With different kinds of SIGNS.
Steve: Signs?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Steve: Can you give me any example..?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
*A silent moment came.
Steve: Well?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well this one time, it's not even a long time ago, when an Angel came to me and told me what I had to do to solve one of my problems.
*Steve cupped his mouth with his hand in a surprise
Steve: Oh my God! Can it be true?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh yes. As long as you believe anything is possible.
Steve: Hmm... You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I know.
*Kazuya looked at his clock.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh I'm sorry. It's my lunch time. You gotta go..
Steve: Uh.?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, yes. Get outta here.
*Steve leaves confused.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, REMEMBER TO VISIT TO THE DTM -BAR!!
*All the people in the church slowly turned to Steve who blushed and ran out.
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Poor Stevie.. Will he ever recover.. Well only time tells, right?
Disclaimer: We own neither Namco nor Tekken.
Steve was walking towards church. He was going to confess something that he was holding inside. Just before he reached the church he saw a really hot guy coming from the church. Steve's eyes literally went wide and soon he found himself drooling after him. The man turned to Steve and look at him curiously.
Steve(thinking): Stop it Steve! You have to act normal.
As the man walked away Steve started to run to the church. He felt that he had to confess his sins as quickly has he could. Finally he reached the church and opened the church's door.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Good morning, son.
Steve: Good morning Father.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You've got something special on your mind?
Steve: Actually yes. This is something that I've been keeping inside of me for a long time. And I finally can open up to someone. It's so relieving...
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Carry on.
Steve: Well, I have this disease.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Any disease can't be a sin.
Steve: But this is.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): What's your disease then?
Steve: I'm attracted to men.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You're attracted to men? That's your disease??
Steve: I'm a gay!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Son, that's not a disease.
Steve: It is! Doesn't the Bible say that being a gay is forbidden or something like that?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Everyone has their own way to understand it. I think that there's nothing wrong being a gay.
Steve: You don't?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No, I don't. I know many gays, my brother for example.
Steve: Oh... So has he told you about his problem?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): No, not actually.
Steve: Then how did you know he's gay?
*Kazuya's lips turned into a wide smile.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Let's just say I saw something that I think wasn't meant for my eyes.
*Steve blinked.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Anyway, gayness isn't a sickness or a problem and it's nothing to be ashamed to.
Steve: But... Does your brother think this way too?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Hmm.. I don't know. He doesn't know that I know. Have you ever been to a DTM -bar?
Steve: Err... No. Why?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I think you should. You could learn something from the guys that visit DTM -bars.
Steve: Like what?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): You are so unsure about you being gay. We'll, those guys in there aren't unsure at all and they could make you feel the same about you.
Steve: But I don't know any DTM -bars.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Is that the reason why you haven't been to any of them?
Steve: I guess so.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well, you get to one bar if you go first straight forward and after the first restaurant turn left and after the gift shop turn right and then go straight and there's the bar.
Steve: Huh? How can you know such a thing?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Do you really think that you're the only own in this town whose gay? It's my job to help people and I that's why I need to know these kinds of things.
Steve: Uh... Ok then... You know the open and closing time also?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): It's opened at nine p.m. and closed at four a.m.
Steve: Ok.. You know anyone who visits there?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): My brother for example. But PLEASE for your own sake don't get anything to do with him. He's nothing but a big trouble.
Steve: I'm sorry but it's really weird that you feel that way about your own brother.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Actually he's adopted.
Steve: That's the reason you hate him?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I don't hate him. I just don't like him.
Steve: Has he done something to you?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm not supposed to confess my sins or complain about my own life to you.
Steve: But who can you talk to?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): God.
Steve: huh?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. He listens to me and gives me advises.
Steve: How?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): How what?
Steve: How in the hell can he give you advises?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Please no swearing.
Steve: But the advises?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Which part of that don't you understand?
Steve: Advises. How can he give you them?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): With different kinds of SIGNS.
Steve: Signs?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
Steve: Can you give me any example..?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes.
*A silent moment came.
Steve: Well?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well this one time, it's not even a long time ago, when an Angel came to me and told me what I had to do to solve one of my problems.
*Steve cupped his mouth with his hand in a surprise
Steve: Oh my God! Can it be true?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh yes. As long as you believe anything is possible.
Steve: Hmm... You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I know.
*Kazuya looked at his clock.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh I'm sorry. It's my lunch time. You gotta go..
Steve: Uh.?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes, yes. Get outta here.
*Steve leaves confused.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, REMEMBER TO VISIT TO THE DTM -BAR!!
*All the people in the church slowly turned to Steve who blushed and ran out.
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Poor Stevie.. Will he ever recover.. Well only time tells, right?