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next time. Oh one more thing. We thought that since we are so slow writers
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Disclaimer: We don't own Tekken or Namco.
A young pig tailed girl was jumping happily to the church. The sun was shining and the birds were singing beautifully.
Xiaoyu: It's sooooooooo pretty!
*Xiaoyu stepped into the church.
Xiaoyu: Hello? Anyone here?
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. I'm the new king - I mean, the priest - of this place.
Xiaoyu: Oh good. You're the one I came to see then.
TheFatherConfessor: So did you want to tell me something or just with no reason?
Xiaoyu: No reason really. Actually my mom told me to go and visit you.
TheFatherConfessor: I see. So she's some kind of religious wacko then?
Xiaoyu: I guess so.
TheFatherConfessor: So what can I do for you, kid? You don't have any sins you'd like to share with me, do you?
Xiaoyu: Well..... I've been spying on one guy. Is that a sin?
TheFatherConfessor: Spying? How?
Xiaoyu: Well I have these binoculars that I got for my birthday present. So I've been carrying it with me and followed Ji.. This one guy everywhere and I've even spied their house inside and watched everything he does. There's one high tree where you can see into his bedroom.
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Could it be Jin?
TheFatherConfessor: That seems like a sin. Or should I say, you have to give some private to people. What did you say was this guy's name again?
Xiaoyu: Do I really have to tell?
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Damn.. I wanna know...Hmm...
TheFatherConfessor: Yes, or your sin won't be forgiven.
Xiaoyu: Can God do that? TheFatherConfessor: I don't know. But I can.
Xiaoyu: What?
TheFatherConfessor: I mean, sure he can.
Xiaoyu: I guess I have to tell then... But I really wouldn't wanna...
TheFatherConfessor: Spit it out.
Xiaoyu: Well, it's one......
*Xiaoyu silences her voice so much you can barely hear what she's saying..
Xiaoyu: Jin.
TheFatherConfessor: Who?
Xiaoyu (whispering): Jin.
TheFatherConfessor: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
Xiaoyu: JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): MY SON?!?! GOD DAMNED!!!!!!!!!
Xiaoyu: Sorry.
TheFatherConfessor: You must tell him.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. Only then God can forgive you.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. Now go.
Xiaoyu: I CAN'T TELL HIM!!!
TheFatherConfessor: You wanna BURN IN HELL?!?
Xiaoyu: Yes.
TheFatherConfessor: Ok then you don't have to tell him. But I will.
Xiaoyu: You know him?
TheFatherConfessor: Errr.. No.
Xiaoyu: So how are you gonna find him?
TheFatherConfessor: I won't tell you. I have my ways.
Xiaoyu: You're the stupidest priest I've ever met! I'm gonna tell my mommy!
TheFatherConfessor: Your mom is a little..
Xiaoyu: You know my mommy?
TheFatherConfessor: Yes.
Xiaoyu: How?
TheFatherConfessor: I have my ways. But I think she's much older now. And uglier, if she looks the same as you.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Hey c'mon, haven't you ever looked into the mirror?
*Xiaoyu starts to cry.
TheFatherConfessor: STOP CRYING!!!
*Xiaoyu cries even harder.
TheFatherConfessor: PLEASE!!! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!
*One of the other priests walks into the room and hears Xiaoyu crying.
OtherPriest: What are you crying for, my child?
Xiaoyu: Mean priest said I'm ugly!
OtherPriest: Well he was lying. Look how pretty you are.
*The priest took a mirror out of his pocket and Xiaoyu looked at her picture. Xiaoyu stopped crying and looked into the mirror at surprise.
Xiaoyu: What? I have BROWN eyes??
TheFatherConfessor: Well look at that. Idiot...
*The other priest gave a murderous look to Kazyua.
OtherPriest: And you call yourself a priest?
TheFatherConfessor: Me? Of course! I AM a priest.
OtherPriest: Then maybe you should start acting like one.
*Kazuya rolled his eyes.
TheFatherConfessor: Yea, yea, go on fatty.
OtherPriest: WHAT?!!
TheFatherConfessor: You heard me. I said go on fatty. I have a client, if you hadn't noticed.
*The priest looked at Xiaoyu who was still staring at her picture, smiling and giggling. Then he turned to Kazuya again.
OtherPriest: You won't get away with this, Kazyua.
*Kazuya looked at him at shock and turned to the young girl who was still playing with the mirror.
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Oh no... Well, maybe she didn't hear..
OtherPriest: Can I have my mirror back, young lady? I have a ceremony to prepare.
*Xiaoyu looked at her picture one last time and then gave it back to the priest.
Xiaoyu: Thank you father.
*The father smiled.
OtherPriest: God bless you.
*He walked away but still turned to Kazuya.
OtherPriest: This is your first warning, Kazuya!
*Kazuya gasped.
Xiaoyu: Ka..Kazuya?
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Oh no..
TheFatherConfessor: Okay, so that's all for today. See you around uglie!
Xiaoyu: KAZUYA???!!! Is it you?!?!
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Xiaoyu found out about Kazuya being a priest! What will happen? Will Xiaoyu blackmail Kazuya about this or is she going to leave him alone? Read the next chapter to find out! :
Disclaimer: We don't own Tekken or Namco.
A young pig tailed girl was jumping happily to the church. The sun was shining and the birds were singing beautifully.
Xiaoyu: It's sooooooooo pretty!
*Xiaoyu stepped into the church.
Xiaoyu: Hello? Anyone here?
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. I'm the new king - I mean, the priest - of this place.
Xiaoyu: Oh good. You're the one I came to see then.
TheFatherConfessor: So did you want to tell me something or just with no reason?
Xiaoyu: No reason really. Actually my mom told me to go and visit you.
TheFatherConfessor: I see. So she's some kind of religious wacko then?
Xiaoyu: I guess so.
TheFatherConfessor: So what can I do for you, kid? You don't have any sins you'd like to share with me, do you?
Xiaoyu: Well..... I've been spying on one guy. Is that a sin?
TheFatherConfessor: Spying? How?
Xiaoyu: Well I have these binoculars that I got for my birthday present. So I've been carrying it with me and followed Ji.. This one guy everywhere and I've even spied their house inside and watched everything he does. There's one high tree where you can see into his bedroom.
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Could it be Jin?
TheFatherConfessor: That seems like a sin. Or should I say, you have to give some private to people. What did you say was this guy's name again?
Xiaoyu: Do I really have to tell?
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Damn.. I wanna know...Hmm...
TheFatherConfessor: Yes, or your sin won't be forgiven.
Xiaoyu: Can God do that? TheFatherConfessor: I don't know. But I can.
Xiaoyu: What?
TheFatherConfessor: I mean, sure he can.
Xiaoyu: I guess I have to tell then... But I really wouldn't wanna...
TheFatherConfessor: Spit it out.
Xiaoyu: Well, it's one......
*Xiaoyu silences her voice so much you can barely hear what she's saying..
Xiaoyu: Jin.
TheFatherConfessor: Who?
Xiaoyu (whispering): Jin.
TheFatherConfessor: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
Xiaoyu: JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): MY SON?!?! GOD DAMNED!!!!!!!!!
Xiaoyu: Sorry.
TheFatherConfessor: You must tell him.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. Only then God can forgive you.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Yes. Now go.
Xiaoyu: I CAN'T TELL HIM!!!
TheFatherConfessor: You wanna BURN IN HELL?!?
Xiaoyu: Yes.
TheFatherConfessor: Ok then you don't have to tell him. But I will.
Xiaoyu: You know him?
TheFatherConfessor: Errr.. No.
Xiaoyu: So how are you gonna find him?
TheFatherConfessor: I won't tell you. I have my ways.
Xiaoyu: You're the stupidest priest I've ever met! I'm gonna tell my mommy!
TheFatherConfessor: Your mom is a little..
Xiaoyu: You know my mommy?
TheFatherConfessor: Yes.
Xiaoyu: How?
TheFatherConfessor: I have my ways. But I think she's much older now. And uglier, if she looks the same as you.
Xiaoyu: WHAAAAAAAAA?!?!
TheFatherConfessor: Hey c'mon, haven't you ever looked into the mirror?
*Xiaoyu starts to cry.
TheFatherConfessor: STOP CRYING!!!
*Xiaoyu cries even harder.
TheFatherConfessor: PLEASE!!! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!
*One of the other priests walks into the room and hears Xiaoyu crying.
OtherPriest: What are you crying for, my child?
Xiaoyu: Mean priest said I'm ugly!
OtherPriest: Well he was lying. Look how pretty you are.
*The priest took a mirror out of his pocket and Xiaoyu looked at her picture. Xiaoyu stopped crying and looked into the mirror at surprise.
Xiaoyu: What? I have BROWN eyes??
TheFatherConfessor: Well look at that. Idiot...
*The other priest gave a murderous look to Kazyua.
OtherPriest: And you call yourself a priest?
TheFatherConfessor: Me? Of course! I AM a priest.
OtherPriest: Then maybe you should start acting like one.
*Kazuya rolled his eyes.
TheFatherConfessor: Yea, yea, go on fatty.
OtherPriest: WHAT?!!
TheFatherConfessor: You heard me. I said go on fatty. I have a client, if you hadn't noticed.
*The priest looked at Xiaoyu who was still staring at her picture, smiling and giggling. Then he turned to Kazuya again.
OtherPriest: You won't get away with this, Kazyua.
*Kazuya looked at him at shock and turned to the young girl who was still playing with the mirror.
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Oh no... Well, maybe she didn't hear..
OtherPriest: Can I have my mirror back, young lady? I have a ceremony to prepare.
*Xiaoyu looked at her picture one last time and then gave it back to the priest.
Xiaoyu: Thank you father.
*The father smiled.
OtherPriest: God bless you.
*He walked away but still turned to Kazuya.
OtherPriest: This is your first warning, Kazuya!
*Kazuya gasped.
Xiaoyu: Ka..Kazuya?
TheFatherConfessor(thinking): Oh no..
TheFatherConfessor: Okay, so that's all for today. See you around uglie!
Xiaoyu: KAZUYA???!!! Is it you?!?!
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Xiaoyu found out about Kazuya being a priest! What will happen? Will Xiaoyu blackmail Kazuya about this or is she going to leave him alone? Read the next chapter to find out! :