Authors' note: Okey, so at this chapter we're gonna visit the monk monastery and at the end Nina will visit Kazuya.
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Hwoarang was given a monk rope and was now walking in the monastery, bored. Well as you all know, he wasn't the kind a person to only read the Bible and pray - he wanted to party. So, he had smuggled some beer to the monastery but without thinking the concequences . He was getting to know the places when he bumped to a friend of his..
Hwoarang: JIN?!!
Jin: What..? Hwoarang? What are YOU doing here?
Hwoarang: Guess.
Jin: So you met the new priest, huh? He's such a--
Hwoarang: Motherfucking bastard.
Jin: Well that wasn't exactly what I was going to say, but you can put it that way. So, how much he gave you?
Hwoarang: Two months..!
Jin: Only two?! I got three. This is SO unfair!
Hwoarang: Wow! Three? Wonder what you did that was so bad he put you here for so long..
Jin: Good question. Something about me must have pissed him off and BADLY. What did you do?
Hwoarang: A missunderstanding I guess... Hey, isn't it lunch time soon?
Jin (thinking): He is obviously hiding something...
Hwoarang: It's SOOOO boring here!
Jin: Yeah.. I miss all the partying we had.
Hwoarang: Speaking of partying! I smuggled some alcohol when I got here.
Jin: Figures. But why didn't you tell me this before? Let's PARTY!
Hwoarang: Wait a minute! Beer is expensive.. so if you want some.. you're gonna pay!
Jin: Dude! I've got no money!
Hwoarang: Well you'll pay later, ok?
Jin: Ok!
Jin (thinking): If I remember... muahhahha..
Hwoarang: I've got 'em in my room. Let's go.
Hwoarang and Jin went to Hwoarang's room to have some kinda party.. togerher? Well a party at the monastery is weird enough, huh?
ONE MONTH LATER
Jin: Good morning brother.
Hwoarang: Good morning to you too. Slept well?
Jin: Like a log my friend. It's so nice and peaceful out here.
Hwoarang: You're right. I'll never want to leave.
Jin: God is so wise.
Hwoarang: Yes. I have solved a lot of problems out here.
Hwoarang (thinking): I wasn't going to tell Julia about the motorcycle accident before but now that I have spend some time here, in the monastery, thinking, I've realised that I have to tell her. She's such a sweet and peaceful girl. I admire how she is always taking care of the nature. But she really should stop worshipping those holy spirits.
Jin: You want to go and water the flowers? They are so beautiful at this time of the year.
Jin (thinking): Almost as beautiful as Xiaoyu. Spending time here at the monastery I have realized how much I really care about here. I miss her. (A/N: Aww, how sweet :)
Jin: You know, Dad should really come here too. It would help him to get some peace of mind. He's so angry these days.
Hwoarang: Well he DID seem a bit angry when I met him last time. But I think he's a really nice fellow when he's not in a bad mood.
Jin: Yes... But the flowers are waiting! Let's go!
And of course they went.
AT THE CHURCH
Anna walked straight to the confessing chair with a bunch of money in her hand.
Anna: Morning.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Morning. You've got some money for me, huh?
Anna: Yes. It's been only for a while since I started working, so I don't have so much money. But I got some modeling-jobs so I can now give you $ 10.000.000. Is that enough?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): It's just perfect! God bless you and all your sins will be forgiven. Gimme the money.
Anna gave the money to The Father Confessor (Kazuya).
Anna: But there's something I want to talk to you about.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya)(Thinking): Please no....
Anna: I'm now engaged with Lee, my boyfriend. But I think that he's cheating on my.. He's a really respected man and running for president, and if these rumous of him cheating on me would spread, he propably couldn't work in politics anymore. And I don't know what to do.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Well now you know what it feels like to be cheated.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya)(Thinking): Wait a minute.. my stupid adopted brother is also in politics and he's also Lee.... And he's also running for president... a few minutes of thinking Now I got it! The Lee who's Anna dating with is MY brother.
Anna: Hello..? Are you still there?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Oh, yes... ermm..
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya)(thinking): Wait a minute! My brother's gay! Something's not right...
Anna: So..?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Leave him.
Anna: What?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Leave him.
Anna: But I love him!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): So?
Anna: So?!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Yes. So? I'm telling you. I know these politics. They care only for themselves.
Anna: But.. He loves me. We don't meet so often because he's so busy, but when we meet he always says that he loves me.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And I'm the new caesar.
Anna: So you don't buy it?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Absolutely not.
Anna: Well I don't care what you think! And give me my money back!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): It's my money now. And I have nothing else to say to you, so, get lost.
Anna: How rude!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): God needs me now.
Anna: Sure.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Good luck with your gay-Lee.
Anna: Gay? He's not gay!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): And I'm the new caesar.
Anna: Why do you think he's gay?
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I'm telling you. I know these politics.
Anna: You're crazy!
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): Am I?
Kazuya lifts his elbows (as wings, up and down) and pretends he's a chicken.
TheFatherConfessor(Kazuya): I think I'm a chicken, not crazy.
Anna: I'd better leave....
Kazuya makes the same voices as chickens.
Anna: Shut up!
Anna leaves the church, Kazuya keeps pretending a chicken. (he really needs some help...)
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Maria: That was weird. I think we were a little bit tired. and are still.
Nadja: Figures. Just look at that "Chicken-thing"! What the..???
Maria: Well I am tired, okay?!
Nadja: Figures.
Maria: You are really bugging me!
Nadja: Figures.
Maria: You want to say something else?
Nadja: I'm tired. Guess we should stop this for now. Maybe and hopefully the next chapter will make more sence!
Maria: 'Till then!