Awaking From A Dream

A fully grown Elizabeth suddenly awoke. She had just had a wonderful dream about when she had stolen Wills cool medallion. She got out of bed and tripped over her large feet. When she arose she walked vveerrryy slowly over to her cabinet thingy and pretended not to look for Wills medallion. She lifted up a secret compartment thing and saw nothing. It was then she remembered that she had it hidden in her underwear. She quickly ( or as quickly as she could) took it out and put it on so she could lure a bunch of bloodthirsty pirates to her.

She was startled (once again) by a loud knock. "Elizabeth are you through hiding that pirate medallion yet?" her over caring father asked. Before she could answer her dad along with a nosy maid entered the room and accidentally hit Elizabeth with the door.

" Gee, do I go into your room and hit you in the head with your door? " She growled as she rubbed her forehead.

" I brought you a really ugly corset for you to wear to Norrington's promotion ceremony today." the governor said as he showed Elizabeth the ugliest thing she had ever seen. " I hear it's the latest fashion for blind people."

Just then the butler came in and tripped over Elizabeth's feet. " Sir you have a visitor." He said as he got to his feet.

The governor left his daughter to put on the ugly corset and went downstairs.

Downstairs Will was messing with a candlestick. He pulled it off and hide it in his pocket. " I see you have my order." Governor Swan said as he crept out of his hiding place.

" Yep I sure do, by the way in case you didn't notice its like folded steel or something, and it has gold things in its handle." Will said with too much emotion.

" Good job Willy, give your master my compliments." The governor said as Will began dangerously juggling the sword. Suddenly the two heard a loud thud and looked to the stairwell to see Elizabeth sliding down the rail.

" Oh, Elizabeth you look absolutely terrible--I mean stunning." Governor Swan said as Elizabeth slid off the end of the rail and landed on her face.

" Hi Will, did you know I had a dream about you last night? " The snobbish girl questioned as she got to her feet. "About the day I stole all of your valuables do you remember? "

" Of course, how could I forget Mr. Swan." He replied as he tried to politely save his eyes from looking at Elizabeth. " How many times must I ask you to call me Miss Swan? " She growled.

" At least 111111111000000000000000000 times more, Mr. Swan." He responded as he turned to leave.

Elizabeth and her rude father shoved him out of the way and started for their covered wagon they had rented. They went inside and the wagon disappeared out of sight.

Meanwhile in the harbor or whatever Jack made his first appearance riding on top of a sinking boat. He suddenly noticed his boat sinking, so he jumped down and started using his hands to empty the water out. He then noticed three pirate skeletons hanging by a sign that read {Pirates Ye Be Warned}. He paused to salute them with his middle finger and then continued on his way.

On the dock all the people stopped what they were doing so they could stare at a bucket floating in the water. They looked up to see Jack come in on a quickly sinking sail. Jack stepped up onto the dock and headed for the village thingy. He was abruptly halted by an ugly fellow in an ugly wig.

" It's a 100 pennies to tie up your ship at the dock! " The short ugly guy yelled at Jack. Both of them looked at the sunken ship. " And I need license and registration please." The guy added as he picks his nose.

Jack fishes three pieces of currency out of his pocket and slams them on the guy's book. "What do ya say to three shillings and we forget the license and registration? "

" Ok, but it would be a lot easier to just give me your license and registration." The guy said as he greedily pocketed the money.

" I'm a bloody pirate mate, do you honestly think I would have a license or registration? " Jack asked as he grabbed the man's unattended money thing.

" I suppose not." The devastatingly stupid guy agreed.

Jack flipped him off and continued on his way.

In the village square Norrington's men started to do a stupid dance while wearing pink tutus. They seemed to be following strange dance orders given by a guy who looked like Brittany Spears. They suddenly stood attention when Norrington came out dressed in a frilly purple tutu. He danced his way through the soldiers and over to Governor Swan who was smiling at him with the sword Willy made for the new commodore.

The two did a weird ritual that is so boring we wont even get into it. _

In other parts Jack decided he wanted to steal a ship. As he made his way towards The Lady Washington he was stopped by the two guards.

" Hey this dock is like so off limits to civilians." The first one said in a rather female voice.

" I'm sorry…wait no I'm not! I'm not a civilian I'm a pirate! " Jack said as the fat one picked on his underwear.

" Oh. Well then this dock is off limits to pirates." the fat one said.

Jack made an attempt to go on board the ship but once again was blocked. Frustrated, he asked, " Why aren't you at the commodore thingy? "

" Someone has to make sure the dock stays off limits to pirates." Tubby again.

" Isn't that ship a lot cooler than this one though? " Jack asked as he pointed to the Dauntless drifting without purpose.

" Yep the Dauntless is like, waaaaay better, but like no ship can like match the Lady Washington, or Interceptor in in speed." Tubby' s lame little buddy answered.

" What about the Black Pearl? " Jack asked.

As Jack had hoped, this started an argument.

While they two guards were arguing about whether or not the Black Pearl existed or not, Jack snuck on board the Interceptor.

" Hey the pirate is on our ship! " Thin Guy shouted suddenly, coming to his senses. He and his buddy charged on board and accidentally poked each other with their gun things in their rush to get at Jack.

" You don't have permission to steal that ship mate! " Tubby yelled at Jack who was messing with the steering wheel.

" But it's a purty boat." Jack returned gleefully.

" What's your name Jack? " Tubby asked.

" My actual name or my made up name? " Jack questioned.

" Your made up name of course." Thin Guy frowned.

" Smith, or if you prefer Smithy."

" Why are you in our town Smithy? " Tubby growled.

"Yeah and like, don't even try to lie." Thin added in his girly voice.

Jack rolled his eyes " I'm here to steal a ship you dummies."

" Like I said no lies." Thin Guy said .

" I think he's telling the truth dipstick." Tubby returned to his not-so-smart companion.

" Then, like, he wouldn't have told us Fat Face."

" It's the truth so just shut up." Jack pleaded with the pair.

The two got a stupid look and had to think about that.

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A/N: Well, That was chapter 2 hope you liked it and by the way I love reviews =^-^=