Jack's Mistake

After the commodore became a commodore

Norrington's commodore party became very boring. None of the ladies wanted to date him and none of the men wanted to talk to him. He decided to go propose to Elizabeth since it was the only thing to do. The two walked out onto the balcony. "Mr. Swan…err I mean Miss. Swan, I must speak my mind." He said as he slowly began to pick his butt. "I need to marry a spoiled ugly rich girl and I think that since you are an ugly spoiled rich girl Elizabeth and I think we should get married." It took the commodore about ten minutes to finish saying this, and when he was done Elizabeth gasped. She was about to reply but was suddenly pushed off the balcony thingy by a soldier in a pink tutu. After fifteen minutes Commodore Norrington finally realized Elizabeth had been pushed off the balcony. "EEELLLLLLLLIIZZZZZAAAABBBBEEEETTTH!!!!!" He screamed as loud as he possibly could. He started to tear off his clothes, but was stopped (thankfully) by one of his soldiers.

" Sir the sharks, it's a miracle she missed them!" The soldier said as he threw Norrington back on his face. Norrington and all of his men just sat there and looked down to watch Elizabeth drown..

On the Interceptor Jack was having tea with Tubby and Thin guy. Thin guy was talking about how he was This years Beauty Queen when they noticed a girl fall off a ledge.

" Will you be saving her then?" Jack asked Tubby who sat there just staring. "duhh… I don't know how to swim with sharks" Tubby protested.

Jack looked to Thin guy. "hey I don't want to be shark food." Thin said as he hide behind Tubby.

"Fine, hold these" Jack said as he started to hand them his stuff along with an anchor and a bunch of stuff he found on the ship. Then he did a swan dive into the water. He swam down past billions of sharks and saw the lady unconscious, laying flat on her face. Lucky for her none of the sharks wanted to go anywhere near her. Jack grabbed the girl and tried to swim to the surface but the girl was just to heavy to swim with. Just then the girl gained consciousness and tried to remove her dress so she could swim better. Jack saw her try to undo her dress and had no choice but to knock her out. He dragged her to the dock, and with the help of Tubby and Thin guy hauled her up.

"That looks like Elizabeth" Thin guy noted as the three got a good look at the girl.

"It is Elizabeth, and hey look she's not breathing, yay!" While Tubby was doing the dance of joy he accidentally cut her corset with his sword and caused her to start breathing and wake up.

Jack noticed her medallion. "Who did you steal that from?" he questioned. He suddenly felt a cold sword against his throat. Norrington and his men had finally made it to the dock.

Governor Swan helped Elizabeth up and glanced over at Thin guy, who was trying on Elizabeth's corset and doing a strange dance. Thin guy, noticing the governor staring at him pointed to Jack.

"Fry him up for dinner tonight" the cannibalistic governor snarled. Norrington's men tripped forward.

"Old guy, do you really intend to eat my rescuer?" Elizabeth asked as Norrington was moving towards Jack with a butcher knife.

Norrington hesitated. "I believe thanks are in order here" he said as he extended his butcher knife free hand. Jack reluctantly reached forward to shake Norrington's hand, but instead of shaking Norrington pulled up Jacks sleeve revealing a P brand and a tattoo of a turkey flying in front of a sunset.

" I always wondered what pirate soup tasted like" he said as he studied the P brand.

"wwwweeeeeeeellll wwweeeeelll, Jack Turkey isn't it?" he purred. Jack winced "Actually its Captain Jack Sparrow" Jack corrected.

"barbeque him" an annoying Governor Swan piped in the background.

"Well I don't see your surfboard captain" Norrington said in his snobby voice. "That's probably has got something to do with the fact that surfboards have not been invented yet" Jack growled as a bunch of the Commodore's minions clasped handcuffs that weighed at least 200 pounds on him.

Elizabeth, being the stupid girl she was, ran over and was grabbed by Jack. Everyone leapt forward.

"Don't fire you might hit the pirate and ruin his flavor!" Governor Swan ordered.

"Ookkayy I wont even go into how weird you guys are" Jack said as he backed Elizabeth up. After he had gotten everything he had given Tubby and Thin guy to on the Interceptor back , he kicked a weird thingy and was sent swinging into the air.

"Now will you barbeque him?" the governor yelled at his men. Jack, after swinging around the pole a bazillion times, landed on a beam of wood and slide off a rope to the ground. He then skipped across a tiny bridge that was made for midgets , and hide behind a wooden Indian statue that was picking its nose.

"ddduuuuhhh do ya think will find the pirate before Norrington decides to barbeque us instead?" a soldier wearing a maroon tutu asked his partners.

"of course Bob, dduuhh pirates aint that smart ya know and I bet he's hidin in the Commodores room right now" another idiot answered. Once they ran past Jack he slide out of his hiding place and went into 'Farmer Browns Blacksmith Shop .'

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A/N: That's the end of chapter three, and I hope to get around to chapter four soon. Once again thanks for the reviews TTFN -