Carlotta's Diary
Disclamer: I do not own POTO or anything/anyoneinvolved with it. Definitely don't own Carlotta. (Who would, besides Ubaldo?)
Summary: A humorous look at what happened to Carlotta. From Carlotta's POV. Major Raoul Bashing, so be warned.
Please Read and Review. This is my first shot at fan fiction.
Someone has translated this from Carlotta's language. Was unable to find out who was the daring soul to do this.
Diary,
I have to tell you what happened today. The rumors of Monsieur LeFevre retiring turns out to be true. We met the new managers today. Two foppish characters called M. Firmin and M. Andre. They are just as ineffectual as that LeFevre. They also brought in another fop as their Patron, the Vicomte de Chagny. After the fop called Raoul excused himself, so we could get back to rehearsing, the idiot managers were fawning all over the dancers. I am the diva! How dare they pay attention to those no talent waifs? Especially to that one called Christine. She is always trying to ruin me. Putting frogs in my drawers! I know it is she! She also gave Ubaldo some brownies with laxatives in them. And who was the one who had to clean up that mess after he ate them? Not Christine! Anyway, they groveled, as they should after I say I would not perform for the gala tonight. They wanted to hear me sing, but right in the middle of the song, that drunken idiot Buquet dropped the scenery on me and then tried to blame a ghost! And those two fops told me that those things happen. Well, I went back to my dressing room to change and leave. But you will be surprised to hear that fop Vicomte was trying on my dresses! He had stretched out three of my best dresses. I think the managers would be surprised too. We will see how their gala goes without the Star! That little short guy told me that Christine was going to take my place! I bet she is the one who paid Buquet to drop the scenery on me! Ciao for now.