Chapter 2 : The Battle

The two Jedi girls ran on into the Many Mushroom forest determined to find the Sith lord. Little did they know that their target was secretly following them followed by Obiwan followed by Cerais. They finally reached a clearing and the Jedi girls sat on a rock to catch their breath.
"Prepare to die Jedi scup of coffee!" Shouted Ellie who jumped out of the bushes and fell over.
Cough cough "You did not see me do that." She said, but the two broke out in insane laughter.
"Yes, oh mighty Sith lord, we 'fear' you." They chanted together mockingly and took out their lightsabers.
Ellie was ready for them, she quickly did a back flip and while in mid-air she drew out her glowing red lightsaber, landing in a battle stance.

Suddenly Elle's transmitter started beeping, "Uhh, just a second," she said to the advancing Jedi and tossed her lightsaber on the floor.
"Oh ok" They nodded turning of their lightsabers and sitting back down."
Ellie took out her transmitter and looked at it for a while as it continued to beep. Finally she threw it on the ground and stomped on it repeatedly until a blue figure was visible. Ellie sighed in relief "yes my Lord," she bowed.
"Are they all dead yet, I'm getting I'm hungry." The figure barked. The two Jedi snickered looking over Ellies shoulder. Ellie glared.
"Their not dead yet." The blue figure asked
"Ani is that you?" one of the girls asked. They burst out laughing.
"How dare you insult me! Ellie Vader kill them now!"
"Not so fast," Obi-wan and Cerais yelled jumping out of the bushes.
Then Obi-won fell on the ground laughing,

"Annikan are you a stuffed bunny" The stuffed bunny glared a vein appearing on his blue furry head, "How dare you! Ellie kill them all!"
"Nooooo!" shouted Ellie making the bunny glare at her. "Oops wrong response… I mean yes My Master"
"Wait! I sense a possible dark apprentice presents" Vader announced.
Ellie lifted the bunny to scan the Jedi. It stopped at Monwon.
"Meep? It's Obi-Won?" shouted Monwon.
"No its you! Join with the Darkside and fulfill you're destiny, also you will finally have enough power to give Yoda a wedgie" Tempted Vader
"NOOOOO!" Monwon and Obi-Won shouted together. Monwon fell to her knees, "So tempted," she twitched.
"Yes Fulfill your destiny" Ellie smirked.
"Don't do it Monwon, don't be like Ani, you'll turn ugly," Obi-Won yelled.
"Uh umm uh," Monwon stuttered
"That's it lets fight," Wonton yelled at Ellie
Ellie grinned "Prepare to die Jedi?"
" Yes," Wonton spoke simply, at Ellies confused look Wonton leaped forward her lightsaber glowing silver.
Ellie grinned and shoved her hand foreword, throwing Wonton back into a tree.
"Ow," Wonton growled, slowly getting up.
"Do you like ramming into tree's Jedi? No?." Ellie thrust her hand forward again, but Wonton thrust her hand foreword as well. Both were flung backwards into trees.
Wonton and Ellie Simontaniously drew their lightsabers and charged at each other.
"No I don't want pizza," Darth Vader screamed, a scared little pizza deliveryman cowering in front of the transmission.
"Huh?" Ellie asked taking her attention off the fight.
"Hahahaha," Wonton laughed swinging her lightsaber around and chopping off Ellies arm.
"Nooooo!" screamed Ellie falling to her knees. "How can I fight now?"
"Monwon, kill Wonton" Demanded Vader
"uhh wait um, Nooo! What should I do?" Monwon screamed.
"Join the Darkside or Jedi, Darkside? Jedi? I don't know!" Monwon fell to her knees and everyone stared, "uhh one minute," she said.
"Take your time," Ellie assured her then paused for a second "oh right arrg my arm it burns!"
"join the Darkside" Monwon hissed in a deep voice.
"No, Jedi" she yelled back at herself.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Cerais just for the fun of it. Suddenly she jumped up and slashed a mushroom, the odor that the mushroom put into the air was extremely deadly. Luckily all the Jedi were required to developed a tolerance to it when they were first brought to the temple. Quickly she climbed a tree and began throwing coconuts at Ellie below her (even though she wasn't in a coconut tree).
"Take that you English pig dogs!" she yelled. "Where did that come from?" she thought to herself.
Ellie was immune to the mushroom fumes because she grew up on that planet due to her father being Luke Skywalker the head of the temple.
"Stupid Jedi" Ellie shouted ducking from the coconuts. She lifted he body up using the force then threw herself at Cerais. "Die" she shouted again drawing out her lightsaber with her remaining arm and swung hard at Cerais.

"Times up, now Monwon choose. Choose the Darkside and have the ultimate wedgie power, or stay on the good side and never have the power to give them." Vader tempted again.

Cerais dodged Ellie and drew out her own Laser Yellow light saber.
"Give up Sith, you are outnumbered." Obiwan said finally, drawing out his own blue lightsaber. "Funs over Vader… urr Vaders?" Obiwan sliced in half the hologram pager resulting with Darth Vaders figure disappearing with "NOOOOOOO!"

"I can feel your hatred, give into it Monwon," Ellie yelled. Monwon looked up one of her eyes yellow, "Yess", she hissed.
"NOOOO", the other side yelled back smacking the yellow eyed side.
"How dare you", the Darkside of Monwon hissed again smacking her back.
"Yess rise Darth Eske Later the Darkside needs you"
"Listen to Ellie Vader Monwon", Eske hissed raising her arm.
"You…cannot do this. We have the same body!" Monwon yelled also raising her hand to fight Eske back. Eske Smirked, "I have the Darkside Monwon." Eske pushed her hand closer to Monwon's, "I won't let… you do this…", Monwon mumbled passing out. The other normal looking eye closed for a moment then snapped open yellow like the other one.
"NOOOOO MONWON!", Obiwan screamed.

"YEEEEEESSSSS!" Ellie shouted and did a victory dance "I turned her dark meep meep meep meep meep meep"

"Now, kill Wonton my new apprentice, Darth Eske Later" Darth Vader commanded through force telepathy.

"Yes my new Master" Eske hissed and drew out her own green lightsaber charging at Wonton.

Obiwan and Cerais ran at Eske to try and block. But unfortunately they were no match for the new half Sith Eske. She lifted her free hand up and both Jedi Masters flew backwards into trees.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Eske laughed insanely finally reaching Wonton. "I will kill you Wonton!"

"I know that's not you talking Monwon, come back to the good side," Wonton Begged.

"Never! Monwon is gone.." Eske pushed her hand at Wonton throwing the young Jedi back into a tree.

"I know that you still have good in you, Monwon!"

"I told you Monwon is gone, Die Jedi!" Eske moved her hand upward and began to choke Wonton.

"Eeeep… she's too evil… she's scary" thought Ellie who was sitting on the floor clutching what was left of her burnt arm. "more evil than even me.."

Wonton fell on the floor unconscious. "Now you will die.." hissed Eske then picked up the fallen Jedi by the throat and put her lightsaber by Wontons neck.

"Monwon," gasped Obiwan from the grassy floor tossing a stick at the back of Eske's head "don't do it, there is still good in you I can feel it..."

Eske dropped Wonton and her lightsaber on the ground and fell to her knees putting her head in her hands. Monwon had returned.

"Nooo! What have I done!" she screamed looking at Wonton and the other Jedi on the forests floor.

Suddenly a small ship landed and a man in a purple pizza delivery costume appeared holding the blue bunny Darth Vader.

"You have done well Eske Later.." Just as the bunny said that, Yoda appeared out of the brush.