Disclaimer: I do not own POTO or anyone involved in it. (Which unfortunately for me also means GB. LOL) I also don't own Richard Simmons or Weight Watchers.

I Despise Raoul: Thank you. I love the combination comments from you and Erik.  The fop bashing parts are so fun to write.

Son Kat: Thank you. I hope you enjoy the other parts just as well. It is fun to come up with stuff about the fop. LOL.

And now on to the Diary.

Diary,

I am sorry I haven't written in a while. Nothing much happened. Oh on the night of Ill Muto, Christine apparently went off to the roof with the fop. It has been three months since the Phantom's last appearance, but unfortunately not as long for the dress-wearing fop. The Masquerade was tonight and it started out on a great note. The foppish managers have been dating a couple of the gold digger dancers and brought them with them to the party. I would never waste my time. Ubaldo is enough for me. Unfortunately, Christine had given him some more of those laced brownies. I don't know what she put in them this time but for the past two nights before the party, he kept staring at everything and saying "What pretty colors?" But at least he was back to normal for the party. Of course I had thrown those brownies out last night so he would be good tonight. I wish that girl would stop. She stopped putting frogs in my drawers but now she has apparently become fascinated with snakes. I found them coming out my wig before a performance. What is it with this girl and reptiles? Frogs, snakes and the fop! He was wearing lipstick the other night. I can't believe that girl didn't notice! Anyway, back to the party. I was wearing a lovely dress showing off my excellent cleavage. Ubaldo was dressed up like a sultan. Apparently Christine is engaged to the fop. Hmmm…What could have happened up on the roof? It is a secret but so much for her keeping a secret.

Anyway, there we were all dancing around having fun, when the Phantom shows up. He said that he had written an Opera. The lead was unfortunately given to that bubblehead. He told me that I needed to learn to act! The nerve! Then he pointed to Ubaldo's stomach and told him to join Weight Watchers or start the Richard Simmon's Deal-A-Meal. I have to say that was a bit funny but I didn't let Ubaldo know that I thought it was. He also threatens the ballerina-addicted managers. He was dressed in this red outfit that left nothing to the imagination except his face. Boy, why doesn't Christine marry him instead of the fop? At least the Phantom knows how to dress. The Vicomte de Fop can't even put on a jacket properly. He had one arm in the jacket and the other hanging off the back. When the Phantom showed up, the fop took off as fast as possible. Probably to try on more of my dresses. I've had to get rid of about 100 dresses because he stretched them out of place. I left him a note telling him to wear a corset next time he decides to wear my dresses. I bet you that is why he asked Christine to marry him, so he can get into her dresses literally. He was also blowing bubbles and I seen that he got gum stuck in Christine's hair. Oh that was too funny. I think he also dropped a piece down her dress because the Phantom pulled it out of her cleavage. He muttered something about keep away from the gum-chewing fop. And then he disappeared through the floor. The fop was coming down the stairs at that time, (apparently he got so scared he had to use the bathroom because he was doing up his pants.) and fell right into the hole. M. Giry had to go lead the little boy out and send him on his way. Apparently after she let him out, he got into my dresses again. I walked in on him in my pink low-cut one. That boy should never wear dresses. I think the Phantom cut off his hair because his hair looked a bit lopsided and it wasn't like that before he fell into the hole. He didn't like me screaming at him to stop wearing my dresses. What would you do? Just tell him to help himself? I think not. Ciao for now.

A/N - I will probably add more fop bashing to the next one and come up with him doing something a bit strange besides wearing a dress for the next one. Probably won't get that one posted until Sunday. But I hope you will forgive me. I have to work the next two days and will not have time.