NEW YEAR'S BASH- AN INUYASHA FANFICTION
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Rumiko Takahashi does. Also, I don't own Please Teacher, Please Twins, Ranma 1/2 or Rurouni Kenshin. And last but not least, I don't own any of the songs (Second Flight, Angelus, Every Heart, etc.) or the snacks (Pocky, Pretz, Ramune candies, coke, etc.)
Chapter 2: Shikigami Incident
"PASS THE COKE!" Naraku yelled across the room as he waved his empty cup in the air.
Everyone simply glared at him for a moment until the unexpected happened. Inuyasha took the bottle of coke and handed it to him.
"Here you go," Inuyasha said with a slight grin.
Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango stared at him in shock. They couldn't help but wonder if Inuyasha's brain was taken over by microscopic aliens or something. That is, until Inuyasha gave them a very suspicious smile.
Naraku poured the coke into his cup with a satisfied grin and leaned in to take a sip. Then, out of nowhere, Inuyasha also leaned in and tapped the bottom of the cup, causing the soda to spill all over Naraku.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"" Inuyasha couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Everyone else within the room couldn't help but let out a giggle as well, even Sesshoumaru. Naraku crushed his cup in his hand and stood up with a stomp. His body began to tremble with anger as he stared Inuyasha dead in the eye. Suddenly, he couldn't help but laugh too.
"Naraku… LAUGHING!" Kagura was in total shock that a fight didn't start.
"I bet this party is just gonna get even more weird as the night goes on," Kei said as he watched everyone in the room.
"I think it's fun," Mizuho said with a smile.
While the commotion with the soda continued with the Inuyasha crew, Ranma and the others had a bit of a quarrel of their own.
"Step off, man! Akane is mine," Ryoga said, pushing Ranma into a wall.
"She's MY fiancée!" Ranma snapped back, throwing a punch.
"That's enough you guys!" Akane grew furious as she watched them both fight like children.
Shampoo made things even worse as she walked up to Ranma and glomped him. "Yeah, Ranma. Leave Akane with Ryoga and go out with Shampoo!"
Akane had just about reached her limit with them all and stomped off into the kitchen. Everyone sat where they were as they looked at the entrance of the kitchen, hearing noises as if she was rummaging for something. The faucet could also be heard running. Within a minute, Akane walked back into the living room holding a huge bucket of water.
"WAIT! DON'T DO IT, AKANE!" Ranma tried to run off.
Akane took the bucket of water and splashed Ranma, Shampoo, and Ryoga. Before everyone's eyes, Ranma transformed into a woman, Shampoo changed into a cat, and Ryoga turned into a little black pig.
"What did you do that for!" Ranma ran up to Akane and stared her right in the face.
"That's what you get!" Akane snapped back, staring him back.
"You're so insensitive!"
"EXCUSE ME!"
"You heard me! You're INSENSITIVE. You're uncute, unsexy, built like a brick and violent as a gorilla!"
Akane then blew a fuse. She grabbed the largest thing she find and chased Ranma around the room with it.
"I hate women… but this, I can enjoy!" Jakotsu laughed as he watched the couple feud.
"It's not sensible to be fighting over such small issues, that it isn't." Kenshin had a sympathetic look on his face as he watched both parties fight and argue.
"Hey, at least it's some sort of entertainment," Sanosuke said, taking a sip of coke.
Kagome felt that things were beginning to get way out of hand. So, she quickly grabbed the phone and broke the awkward mood. "WHO WANTS PIZZA?"
"That would be great," Maiku said quickly, about to reach his limit with all the mayhem that was taking place.
"Um… what's a pizza?" Kagura asked curiously.
"Um… how can I explain it…? I'll just order some and then you can try it," Kagome replied.
"… Pizza, hmm?"
"And a little bit of music," Miina added as she walked over to Kagome's stereo system.
Miina looked though her case of CD's, Karen helping her to find something good to listen to. After about 30 seconds, they both looked at each other and nodded their heads in approval to a CD they found. Karen quickly placed the disc into the player and tuned into the track. Miina turned up the volume as "ANGELUS" by Hitomi Shimatani began to play.
Everyone in the room stopped arguing for a minute and looked at Miina and Karen, who grabbed Maiku and pulled him to the middle of the room to dance. Soon enough, everyone started dancing, forgetting about what they had been fighting about.
"Now's my chance," Jakotsu said under his breath as he walked onto what was now a dance floor.
Jakotsu quickly ran up to Inuyasha and grabbed him by the waist, turning him towards him. Inuyasha had a look of annoyance and confusion on his face as he just stared at him.
"Oh come on, Inuyasha. You know you wanna dance with me," Jakotsu teased.
Bankotsu then walked up to Jakotsu and dragged him off the dance floor. "Do I really need to resort to the leash method to keep you calm!"
"B-b-b-but, Inuyasha is just so hot! I gotta dance with him!"
"Hahaha! Though you're weird, I love you as a brother, Jakotsu."
"You really think I'm weird?"
Both Bankotsu and Jakotsu stared at each other for a moment, and then started laughing uncontrollably. Everyone just remained on the dance floor, dancing like there was no tomorrow.
DING DONG! DING DONG!
"Wow… That was fast delivery," Kagome said to herself as she walked over to the front door and opened it.
"Kaname!" Kagome was in complete shock to see the young girl who was also transported to the feudal era upon being summoned by Naraku and her great-great grandmother.
"Hey Kagome! You ordered a pizza?" Kaname said with a big smile.
"Yeah! So, you're a pizza girl now?"
"Yeah. It's kinda cool. I get a bunch of free pizzas."
"Well, are you gonna be on break anytime soon?"
"Actually, I'm off now. I just wanted to deliver the pizza to you so I could get a chance to see you again."
"I'm having a party now. Would you like to join?"
"HELL YEAH!"
Kaname didn't need to hear anymore. She quickly handed the pizza to Kagome and ran into the house. When she entered the living room, she stopped right in her tracks as she set eyes on Inuyasha.
"…Oh my god… INUYASHA!" Kaname quickly ran up to him and gave him a hug.
"K-Kaname!" Inuyasha was in total shock, "I never thought I'd see you again!"
"Oh! Miss Kaname! What a surprise," Miroku said with a big smile.
"WOW! EVERYONE IS HERE! …Even… NARAKU!"
"Oh… Hey Kururugi," Naraku said with a glare.
"Why is HE here!"
"It's a long story," Sango said.
While the Inuyasha crew sat down to get caught up with Kaname, Sanosuke stood up and made his way to the kitchen. He opened each of the cabinets searching for something with an eager look on his face.
"Uh… Sanosuke? What are you doing?" Yahiko asked.
"Just looking for the 'miracle drink'." Sanosuke replied as he pulled a large bottle out of the cabinet.
"SAKE!"
"YEAH!"
Sanosuke quickly removed the top of the sake bottle and started drinking it. Kenshin just stared at him with a weird look, but then snatched the bottle and drink some as well.
"NO FAIR!" Yahiko complained as he jumped for the bottle.
"Nuh-uh! You're too young to drink," Kaoru said as she too took a sip from the bottle.
"SAKE!" Kaname went nuts at the sight of the alcoholic drink.
She quickly ran over to Kaoru and snatched the bottle, running off with it. She then started chugging it down in huge gulps.
"KANAME!" Kagome quickly ran over to Kaname and knocked the bottle out of her hand, but she was too late.
Kaname looked at Kagome with her cheeks blushing deep red. She then started laughing uncontrollably like a maniac.
"Uh-oh! I recognize that expression," Kei said as he looked at Mizuho.
"Hey! What's that look for?" Mizuho asked with a whiningly stern face.
"N-n-nothing! Heh heh heh!"
"Wooooo! I feel kinda funny," Kaname said with a slurred voice.
"No shit! She just drank half a bottle of that sake!" Inuyasha was officially getting freaked out.
"Hey everyone… Wanna see a cool trick that I can do?" A strange energy was then being omitted from Kaname's body.
"DUCK AND COVER!" Kagura yelled as she jumped under the couch.
"OH FLAME BURNING BRIGHT," Kaname chanted, "TURN INTO A STAR OF WRATH!"
The living room was then engulfed into a large explosion. When all of the smoke cleared out, everyone could be visible in their hiding spots. Mizuho and Kei were teleported by Marie to the backyard; Inuyasha and Kagome were crouched underneath the snack table; Miroku, Sango, and Shippo were in the middle of the room inside a barrier Miroku had created; Naraku and Kikyo joined Kagura underneath the couch; Miina and Maiku were by the stairs tending to a passed-out Karen; Kenshin and the others hid themselves in the kitchen; Ranma and the others crammed themselves into a small bathroom; and Jakotsu and Bankotsu ran up the stairs to escape from the sudden danger.
Everything was silent for a moment when suddenly Jakotsu could be heard yelling from upstairs. "CRAZY BITCH!"
Kaname then passed out from all the energy she used up, plus all of the sake she drank. Everyone then came out of their hiding places and stared at her.
"Man… That's the last time I ever let THAT little lady drink," Sanosuke said with a slight smile.
"Oh great… How am I gonna get all of this cleaned up?" Kagome asked.
"I can help," Mizuho said sweetly as she grabbed Marie (her little robot), "Marie, have this placed cleaned up immediately! This is a priority one!"
"Nohhhhh!" Marie saluted Mizuho and quickly cleaned up the living room within two minutes.
"Wow! That is the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Akane was obviously impressed.
"So, what do we do with 'Ms. Shikigami'?" Naraku asked.
"I have a solution," Jakotsu said with an evil smile.
"Jakotsu!" Bankotsu said with an angry look.
"WHAT! It's not like I'm gonna cut her up," Jakotsu said nervously, "If I do that, you'll probably beat me up!"
Jakotsu then walked over to Kaname, picked her up, and threw her into a closet. He then grabbed a hammer and some wood, sealing the closet.
"There we go!" Jakotsu said with accomplishment.
"I guess that works," Bankotsu said with a confused look on his face.
"That's kind of mean… but we can't have her cause anymore trouble," Shippo said.
Maiku walked over to the snack table to grab a slice of pizza. However, it seemed that during the Shikigami incident, the pizza was destroyed.
"Aw, man!" Maiku was full of disappointment.
"So much for THAT idea," Kagome said with a frown.
"I wouldn't be so down if I were you," Kagome's grandfather said as he walked into the house with the wild boar Inuyasha had brought.
Miina looked at the roast boar that was lying on the table with a weird look on her face. "I guess it's worth a try."
Miina stiffened her back as she lean in to grab a piece of meat and held it to her nose, sniffing it. Feeling it smelled pretty good, she took a big bite out of it. "WOW! THIS IS GREAT!"
Everyone then ran over to the snack table and grabbed some food.
Well, that's the end of that chapter… I don't know if it came out GREAT, but I have something EXTREMELY funny planned for the next chapter (or at least me and my friends laughed about it… ;;). So please, read and review!