Disclaimer : All characters belongs to J. K. Rowlings. All were kidnapped in the dawn, and are not used to make money. They will be returned when I'm done.

See, don't own so don't sue, unless you're interested in my teddy bears collection...

Besides this work will contain people out of character since I am definitely not JK Rowlings, and some strange sentences since I'm French. Not to forget it's an AU... Still here?

So, on with the show...

The entrance door opened, closed, and a voice everybody recognized, however muffled it was, ordered "Food, now!"

"What he says!"

Lucius groaned. Remus chuckled and urged him in "Feed them before they decided to go and buy some food by themselves. I'll set the wards. Shoo!"

Nodding, Lucius entertwined his arms with those of both black haired men and steered them towards the stairs.

"'lo Draco" the twins chorused, yawning before turning in synch towards Harry. "A new specimen!" they squealed, circling around him, eyeing him in a fashion that made poor Harry shiver, used as he was to the Weasley twins antics.

They suddenly jumped out of the way, just in time for someone else to crash into Harry, sending them both on the floor in a sprawl.

"Ian! You know you would get fewer accidents if you decided to walk with your eyes opened?" Sirius asked, half curious and half scolding the teen.

Already on his foot, and helping Harry to his, Ian nodded. "Was back late yesterday, and woken up early today. Though for once it was not the twins' fault..." he explained, groping his way to a chair next to Sirius'.

Said twins ran to take a seat in front of Ian "Had fun?"

A feral smile stretched Ian's lips as he remembered "A lot" he answered.

The twins sighed "Too bad we're grounded. We would have loved to come with you."

"You wouldn't be grounded if you hadn't been bad twins" smirked Nicholas behind the cupboard door he was digging in in search of his favorite cereals.

"But we were bored!" whined Alex.

"And you wouldn't occupy us!" pouted Luke.

Remus entered just in time to witness this. He sighed and made his way to stand next to Sirius "You realise it is all your fault, Sirius."

Sirius looked up from his pancakes "Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all a hundred of times before. Good morning?"

Remus bend down and kissed him.

"Ack! Dads, not in front of us, poor innocent minds!"

"You're traumatising us!"

"Each kiss we see add a few years to our therapy!" They made a great show of hiding their eyes behind their hands.

Harry hided a smile behind his cup of tea. Remus sat in front of him. "I already explained you that Sirius and I married each other the same year your parents did, when I told you about Pettigrew's try to frame him for your parent's murder, well never saw an animagi form more suited, but I disgress. Maybe you want to put your cup of tea down for the next part?"

Harry obeyed.

"Well, the twins are our sons. You were never told before for security reasons."

Harry gasped before he snorted "Looking like this there's no way you can deny it."

Alex and Luke clapped their hands in delight while the others laughed. Remus looked at Harry with a mock horrified air "By Merlin's knees! It's contagious! And only after so few exposure! What are we going to do?"

Everybody began to laugh just as Lucius poked his head in. He blinked for a few times before raising an eyebrow. "Good morning to all. Nice to see you are all getting so well with the others, but I suspected you would like to know that they are parked into their beds, and have eaten enough to sink a ship. Please, could you refrain from corrupting Draco? The wards?"

Remus smirked "Set, nobody had tampered with them, except the usual twinking from Alex and Luke."

"Good. I'd better be back nefore he woke or there'll be hell to pay. Warn us as soon as he arrive, so that I can get them up and moving quickly."

"Will do." Remus reassured him. Lucius nodded and ran back upstairs after grabbing a piece of toast.

Soon, the twins, Nicholas and Ian left the kitchen with Sirius in direction of the library. Remus eyed Harry and Draco. "Okay, you are both invited to a study group in the library. If you prefer, you can go and do your homework in your room."

"The library." Was Draco's instantaneous answer.

"Harry?" Remus probbed. Harry shrugged. "I don't even have my books."

"Don't worry, I'm sure the rest of them will gladly share. You will understand soon enough, for now you just need to know you are safe with all of us. Nobody is gonna pull a Pettigrew on you, don't worry. Come to the library with us?"

Harry nodded and followed Remus. They found the library in total chaos. Sirius was sitting on a table, his face red with embarrasment. A dozen or so books were piled next to him.

The teens were running after the whole content of the library which was crawling on its pages all around the place. As soon as they had caught a book, they closed and Finite Incantatum-ed it before walking to place it on the table near Sirius.

"What happened?"

Sirius redenned some more and ran to Remus' arms, where he sobbed heavily while Remus tried to soothe him. Seeing that no answer was forth coming from Sirius, Remus asked Nicholas.

"We were working on transforming books into daggers. Uncle Siri tried to demonstrate, but..." he glanced uneasily at Harry who was standing speechless, looking at the on-going.

"The baby interfered with his powers." Sighed Remus. "Out of curiosity, why don't you Finite the books before grabbing them?"

Nicholas shrugged "For some unknown reason, we can't. It stopped them for a while before they ran again. The same with putting them directly back on the shelves."

Harry suddenly yelped and jumped a little "It pinched me!" he exclaimed before frowning at Remus. "I thought you said I'll be safe here?" He smirked before jumping and flattening closed on the floor an heavy dictionnary. He fumbled for his wand and Finite the book, picked it up and slammed it on the table, exclaiming "Got you! It will teach you to pinch me!"

The twins cheered, one of them sat on the second tome of the encyclopedia of charms.

"Way to go!"

"Welcome in the dance!"

The boys spent the whole morning chasing the runaway books, relaxing and having fun. Even Draco smiled and laughed at some of the twins' antics.

Remus had steered Sirius back to their room, and made a detour to inform Lucius about this new development.