Your New Best Friend
'Bartender! Another sake.'
The bartender looked at the girl sitting at the bar. She must've been 16, maybe 17, well under the drinking age, but the bartender didn't care. 'Haven't you had enough?'
The girl looked up, enraged, and slammed her mug down. 'Sake. Now!' she snarled.
'Okay, little lady, you've had quite enough to drink. How about you go home?' The girl slowly stood up, and in one graceful movement, leaped over the bar and clamped her hand around the bartender's neck.
'I asked you for more sake. Now when I ask you for something, you fucking do it!' As her grip grew tighter, the man began to rise off the ground. 'So let's try this again!'
The bartender tried to speak, but found he could only manage a weak gurgle.
'You know, I'm the victim here!' The girl's grip grew tighter yet. 'And, feel free to tell me if this next part gets a little too personal, because, you know, I'm told I have "boundary issues", but… I'm hurt, yes, hurt, by your incredibly selfish behavior! Why can't you give me what I ask for?' At this, the bartender gurgled.
'Oh!' the girl smiled. 'I'm so sorry, Mr. Bartender. It's just that… it begins to pound, ya know? Crush, and crackle in my brain, and I just get so excited and frustrated that-' and here the girl giggled slyly '-I forget that I'm strangling you!' She looked around the now deserted bar, and frowned. 'Everyone's left! And I thought we were having a party.' She looked up at the bartender. 'See? Now you don't get to watch!' With that, she threw the man across the room, and watched with glee as he hit the concrete wall, his skull crushing immediately. She was just about to rip open wide wooden cupboards, in search of more sake, when a cloaked and hooded figure entered the room.
'Yuki Yubari… what a mess you've made!'
Yuki looked up.
'You don't know me, but I'm here to make you the offer of a lifetime.'
'What kind of offer?'
'I know where she lives, Yuki. And don't play coy, you know who I'm talking about. The bitch. The Caucasian bitch who killed your sister. Wouldn't you just love to be able to have sweet revenge?'
'Who the fuckare you?'
'Who am I? I'm your new best friend.'