Eye Spy

Elle screamed out in pain as her eye was ripped out, and she fell backwards.

'You… BITCH!' she screamed as Beatrix slowly squished the eyeball between her toes.

'YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!'

Bea turned, and, with the slightest of smiles, exited the trailer, Elle's screeching in her ears.

Five hours later...

As the door of the trailer once again slammed, Elle looked blindly towards the sound.

'Elle, Elle, Elle. Look at you! We need to get you out of here.'

Elle opened her mouth, and coughed hoarsely. 'Who… who are you?'

'I'm here to help. Now, stand up slowly.' Elle, still convulsing, slowly stood up, gripping the toilet bowl. 'That's it. Come on.'

'What're you-'

'Shhhh. I'm here to help, that's all you need to know, except... I bet you want revenge.'

Elle didn't need to be told who the stranger was talking about. 'That bitch! Of course I do!'

'And you can get it... if you stick with me, that is.'

'But... how? I hate to break it to you, but I'm as blind as a fuckin' bat.'

'That, my dear, is where I come in. You see, I know some people who know some people, if you get my drift, and those people have certain… yes, I suppose you would call them facilities, that can fix that little eye problem you have.'

'You mean… like an eye transplant?'

'Yes! Exactly, like an eye transplant. So then, you'll have two eyes, instead of one, and you'll be able to destroy the Bride… or should I say Beatrix?'

'You can call her Liza-fucking-Minnelli for all I care.'

'Good. Now, because we know that this is an extremely dangerous opponent, you shall be working with Yuki Yubari. Do you know her?'

'You mean the twin of that other girl, Go Go?'

'One and the same. We also need to visit the home of Vernita Green, to pick up someone special. Someone who'll give us the element of surprise.'

'Great. But… what's in it for you?'

'Ah, but we wouldn't want to give away the surprise just yet, now would we?'

'Fine. So what, we go get this Yubari girl, then to California?'

'Exactly.'

Elle smiled. 'Tokyo City, here I come.'