I Am Not the Fucking Gay

by:~InsanoFreakChild~

Dedication: To BobtheDemiGod! ^-^ Just for You!

WARNING: YAOI lemon/lime stuff!!! no like no read!!

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon

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Chappie 11: Cheese Party & the Many Secrets of the Parents'

Bedroom

Ken excitedly led the group back down to his house and

walked into the kitchen. "Mum, you home?" It was 8:00, they

should've came home from their vacation by now. Everyone lounged

on the couches and started chatting happily. Ken found a note on

the fridge saying:

Ken,

We went shopping for some groceries, it seems your dad has

eaten us out of cheese puffs again even though he denies it- as

usual. I know you hate them, so it couldn't be you. We're going out

to eat too so we'll be home late. Don't wait up for us.

Love,

Mom

XOXOXO

Ken grinned widely. They weren't ever going to figure out his big

secret. And, if you knew his parents and read in-between the lines,

they probably weren't even going to home tonight. "Hey guys! It

looks as though we've got the place to ourselves tonight!" He

yelled over their voices. It was silent for a moment, then the room

was filled with cheery noise again.

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Everyone called home to see if they could spend the night at

Ken's and all their parents were glad to get rid of them.

"You can stay as many nights as you want over there." Mrs.

Motomiya told Davis over the phone when he called.

"For real?" Davis excitedly asked.

"Ya, whatever, just don't get in too much trouble." She hung up.

Davis grinned and laughed.

"Hey Ken, guess what? I'm movin' in!"

"Mhuh, phwha?" Ken said in a muffled voice, walking into the

kitchen, mouth stuffed with cheese puffs.

"My mom said I could stay as long as I want! You think your

parents would let me stay?"

Ken tried to swallow his puffs, but choked a little and, after a

few seconds of choking and gasping, said, "Well.... I dunno...... They're

pretty lenient but...." Daisuke beamed and quickly hugged Ken around

his neck.

"Thanks! It'll be great!" He then went off into the living room

to get more cheese puffs, leaving Ken both shocked and

bewildered.

"Why would he want to live with me..............?" He mused.

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10:00 pm, empty cheese puff bags were strewn all over the

floor and everyone was wired up. Ken and Davis were sprawled out

on Lay-Z Boy couches watching Taichi and Yamato with growing

interest. They sat on the floor on opposite sides of the coffee

table, glaring at each other, the last bag of cheese puffs between

them on the table. Taichi scowled and Yamato scoffed.

Taichi spoke up first, "So, what do you want to lose to me in,

so I can have the puffs?"

Yamato snorted, "Lose? To you? No chance in hell, my friend."

"Riiiight. So what'll it be?"

"Arm wrestling." Yamato said confidently.

"Best two out of three. Winner takes all."

"Fine, then. I agree to your terms!" Yamato spat, then grinned.

They prop their elbows on the table and firmly grasp each others

hands and prepared to wrestle to the death over the holy cheese

puffs. They glared at each other.

"OK, Let's get it on!" Taichi demanded.

Ken jumped up from the couch where he had been quietly

spectating and dived for the bag of cheese puffs. Both older boys

growled under their breath and glared at him. Ken visibly flinched and

said tediously, "Umm.... if you fight by the cheese puffs you might

um........"

"You touch it, you die!" growls Taichi, giving Ken a death glare,

but quickly turned back to Yamato. "Let's get this over with. I'm

hungry." Yamato nodded and they began to struggle for dominance.

Taichi gained the advantage but Yama wouldn't give up. Yama quickly

got the advantage, but Taichi resisted strongly.....

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A half an hour later, Davis was snoring loudly and Ken was

yawning. He was also beginning to regret inviting these people to

eat him out of his cheese puff stash. It was gonna take a while to

build up his stash again...... Yamato and Taichi were still going at it.

This had to be the longest arm wrestling competition ever. It was

one to one, and this was the deciding match. They were both tired

and sweaty. Taichi, growing desperate, decided to try other means

to become victorious. He smirked at Yamato and poked him in the

arm. Yamato opened his mouth to protest, but Taichi, sensing

Yamato lost his concentration, forced the blonde's arm down to his

side. And since they had been wrestling on the edge of the table,

Taichi's goal area happened to be over the edge of the table. They

both toppled down on the ground from the momentum, Yamato's

knee ending up in between Taichi's legs. They were a mess of arms

and legs and before they could get loose, Yamato noted that Taichi

was rock hard beneath his knee. Two moments of silence (That is

besides Davis's snoring) then they quickly untangled themselves,

laughing nervously.

Taichi stood up and rubbed the back of his neck, "So um... who

er... won?"

"Well um YOU cheated so the cheesy puffs are MINE!!!!!"

Yamato declared.

"NO FUCKIN WAY!!! I WON!! We NEVER PUT DOWN ANY NO

POKING RULES! Therefore the cheese puffs are rightfully MINE!!!!!"

Taichi countered. They glared for a moment and simultaneously

dived for the cheese puffs. Both grabbed it and attempted to pull it

out of the other's grasp causing the bag to rip apart, the cheesy

puffs flying off in all directions.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Taichi, Ken, and

Yamato cried in pure horror, waking Davis up who, after a seconds

recollection on what happened, jumped up.

"Hurry up! What are you waiting for?!!! Have you forgotten

the ten second rule?!!!"

The room became alive with four teenagers picking up cheese

puffs at high speed, stuffing them in zip lock bags Ken gave them.

They checked every nook and cranny for the precious cheese puffs.

When they were done they all sat back on a couch and sighed.

"Well, it looks like the cheese puff problem is solved. Now

we can all have some of the last bag." Ken cheerily pointed out, and

he, along with everyone else began stuffing their faces with the

cheese puffs they had saved from the evil that is the floor and all

its filthiness.

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11:00 pm and they were moping in the living room for the loss

of the cheese puffs. When Taichi voiced his complaint, Ken

snapped, "Oh, come off it, we've already had about thirty bags of

them!"

"Soo...?"Taichi moaned and licked his lips.

Ken swallowed, his throat very dry, "So you've probably eaten

more tonight then you have in a month!"

"Ken......?" Davis mused from beside Ken. Ken looked down at

him, for he was laying down on his side of the couch.

"What is it, Daisuke?" He asked softly.

"Keen..... I'm thirsty....." Davis said/ asked.

"Ya, me too." Taichi complained.

"Must be from all the cheese puffs we ate." Yamato

commented.

"Ya, I'm kinda thirsty too. I'll see if we have anything." Ken told

them and walked into kitchen and opened the fridge, scanning the

contents for anything drinkable, besides the hot sauce that is.

Disappointed, he closed the door and called to the others, "There

isn't anything in the fridge."

"Awww..... C'mon.... there has to be something in this house to

drink besides water.... I'm gonna check your parent's room." came

Davis's response.

"No one's allowed in there! Besides, why would there be

something to drink in my parents bedroom?" Ken said walking back

into the living room.

"You said they wouldn't be back tonight, so they won't know

anyway. And it won't hurt to check." Davis replied.

Ken eyed him suspiciouly, but gave up against Davis. He was

just too cute to say no to. "All right, you can check my parent's

bedroom, but I'm coming with."

"Ya, and what are supposed to do, count your expensive wall

stripes?" Taichi muttered loudly.

"Hell if I care, why don't you two make nice-nice or something.....

just as long as you don't make my house any messier." Taichi only

stuck out his tounge in response. "Honestly Taichi, you being 19 and

all, I'd think you'd be at least a little more mature than that."

"Ya, whatever.... just go get us something to drink."

With that the two younger boys went down the hallway and

Ken slowly eased open the door to his parent's bedroom.

"Oh, c'mon Ken, they're not coming home anytime soon." Davis

pointed out. Ken sighed in defeat and they both walked into the

room and began searching diligently for anything drinkable. Davis

opened a drawer and started laughing hysterically.

Ken blinked, "What are you laughing about?"

"HAAAAAHAHAHHA.....COME...HEEHEE.....OVER..HAHHHHAAAHHH...

HERE!!!!" Davis said, bursting into another fit of laughter. Ken walked

over and when he saw the contents in the drawer he turned beet

red.

"I.... um... er.... gah... I did not need to discover this." Ken stuttered.

Inside the drawer was an assortment of flavored lube, a few

condoms, and one or two of those sexual enhancer thingies. Ken

closed the drawer and did his best to forget it ever had been

opened.

After recovering from his laughter, Davis began searching again.

He walked into the walk-in closet to find a mini fridge hooked up on

the floor. "Hey Ken, come here. Think they might have something to

drink in here."

'In the closet..... riiight.....' Ken thought as he walked in. He

spotted the mini fridge and sighed. "Yes Davis, I do think they might

have something to drink in a mini fridge," he said monotonously,

"where else would they put them? In their laundry bin?"

Davis look slightly hurt but sat down next to the fridge. He

opened the fridge and giggled a little.

"Gah, what now?" Ken sighed, a little fearful.

"Ken! I can't believe you haven't found this before! Is your

dad an acholholic?"

Confused, Ken replied, "Not that I know of, and I tend to be

observant." Davis turned, beamed at Ken, then moved aside so he

could see the contents of the fridge. Ken gasped. The mini

refridgerator was packed with cans of beer. And behind the fridge

was a extremely large case of beer. Ken blinked a bit and took a

step back. "Daisuke..... we can't.... we're too young.... we'll get in

trouble when they find the beer missing, 'cause if I let you it will be

missing, just like the cheese puffs. And.... and it's just wrong."

"Ken, it's not gonna kill you. You can't look at this stash of

beer and tell me he's not an acholholic. He'll probably think he drank

it and just forgot...." Davis paused, as if deciding on whether or not he

should say more. He looked into Ken's eyes, already apologizing

mentally for what he was about to say. Ken was just too soft and

delicate especially after.... But Davis had already decided to say it.

"Well trying to rape people isn't right either, Ken." The effect was

immediate. Ken collapsed to the floor, crying, apoligizing, anything at

all he could think of to console himself for his actions. "Shhh.... it's all

right. I'm over it. Really. I was just making a point, well that isn't a

very good example but Ken really it's all right. It's only beer. It's not

gonna kill you." Ken laughed a little through his tears because Davis

made it seem as though he were crying over beer. Davis, without

thinking, wrapped an arm around him and pulled him close. Ken laid his

head against Davis's chest and tried to stiffle his tears. Davis ran a

hand though Ken's silken blue hair and Ken soon fell silent. Ken

looked up at Davis in a daze. 'This isn't real. This can't be happening.

He can't be holding me in his arms...'

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Daisuke leaned in closer to Ken but stopped halfway. 'What...

am... I... doing?!' After a moments hesitation and self arguement he

sighed and turned away. He pretended to not see Ken's sad eyes

staring at him like that. He really didn't know why he had done that.

How could he tease and mock his best friend's feelings like that?

Tears formed in his eyes and his heart to began to ache. He turned

farther away to hide his tears. He wiped at his eyes. Inside he felt

so scared, what if he had pushed Ken over the edge again?

"D-d-dai-ch..... Daisuke?" Ken asked uncertainly, tears evident in

his voice.

Davis wiped away his tears again and turned towards Ken but

found it hard to look at his friend's face so he stared at the floor

instead, "y-yeah....?"

"Why... why did you......?" Ken gave a small sob, "Why?! You

know I love you.. I know you're not gay. But I thought we were still

friends.... I really am sorry about the whole Kaizerish thing..... I

probably deserved that but getting even doesn't matter in a

friendship. Have I lost you completely? Are we not friends

anymore?" Tears began to flow freely down Ken's face. A fire was

filled in Davis's heart, everything washed away but the need to

console his friend and the need for something he couldn't place.

Davis looked straight into Ken's eyes and grabbed his hands.

"No! Don't think like that Ken! We'll always be friends! No

matter what happens, I'll always be here for you!"

Ken pulled his hands away from Davis's grasp. "What kind of

friend are you? You're hurting me so much....."

A pain welled in Davis's chest "I-I don't mean to..... I don't know

what came over me... I'm so sorry Ken. Really, I am...."

Ken looked straight at him, his eyes void, empty of emotion,

even though the tears continued to flow. "Really, are you? I find

that hard to believe..... You keep on hurting me....."

Davis wrapped his arm around Ken's waist, he couldn't hold

back whatever his heart was holding back anymore. Ken's pain was

just too great and Ken needed him now more than ever. Suddenly

Davis remembered the dream he had had when all of this started.

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......:::::::::::::Daisuke saw Ken standing there, tears in his eyes. Something

was wrong with this picture. Ken was nude and an arousal was

growing there. "You got the hots for some chick?" He teased.

Ken wiped away the tears and blushed a deep red, "N-no...."

"Then why are you hard?" Daisuke asked, confused.

"Y-you..."Geez, Ken couldn't barely say a word. What was wrong

with him?

"I what?"

Ken whispered, "I've got the hots for you," Daisuke's eyes

widened. "You make me hard...."

"You WHAT!" His voice cracked in shock.

"Please," Tears flowed down Ken's face. "Please....."

"Please what?" Daisuke asked concerned. Ken was still his

best friend even though his feelings were..... misplaced. He had to

help Ken, no matter what.

Ken sank to the floor, sobbing. "I know you never would want

to.... someone like me.... I-I.... Please, please fuck me, Davis...... please!"

he cried.

Without hesitation the goggled boy went down on

Ken:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::............................................

Davis noticed a few details in the dream such as, he was horny

as well, and it felt so good to be in Ken's arms, to touch flesh to

flesh. The memory of the dream seemed real, leaving him rock hard.

It was there, it always had been, he just never noticed. He. Loved.

Ken. And he was going to prove it now. He was going to prove

how much he needed his best friend, and nothing was going to stop

him.

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really sorry bout the late update my brain isnt working right and no

garentees its gonna get fixed anytime soon. Sry..... well i think this

chapter was pretty good, considering the faulty brain. Please Rvw!!

Trust me your reviews helps a lot with my writers blocks. THANX

EVERYONE!!

Ja ne!

~Insano