I Am Not the Fucking Gay
by:~InsanoFreakChild~
Dedication: To BobtheDemiGod! ^-^ Just for You!
WARNING: YAOI lemon/lime stuff!!! no like no read!!
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon
Wow... 12 chapters and 40- sumthing reviews. Couldn't be happier!
Thanx you guys! Oh and I started school and I'm grounded so... I
might not update as often anymore.... I sorry....
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Chappie 12: Meet my girlfriend: His name is Ken!
Daisuke wrapped his arms around Ken and dazed off for a
second. When he seemed to have come back from Planet Daisuke,
the frightened Ken saw a change in the other. And as Daisuke
leaned in closer, Ken felt a hardness against his thigh. 'What? He
can't be... impossible... There's no way he would-' Ken's thoughts
were cut short as Daisuke stole his lips in a fiery kiss. Daisuke ran
his tongue across Ken's lips and Ken eagerly allowed entrance.
Daisuke ran his hands down his chest and tugged at the shirt. Ken
wrapped his arms around Daisuke's neck and leaned into the kiss.
Daisuke began undoing Ken's shirt when they heard a door creak.
They simultaneously jumped apart from each other and peeked out
of the closet with (not-so-very) innocent grins on their faces.
Taichi took one look at them and burst out laughing. Yamato
on the other hand looked slightly depressed at the fact that Ken
got his guy, while Yamato probably never will. Yamato looked at
Taichi, who was practically rolling on the ground with laughter.
Daisuke and Ken were turning redder by the second. 'I'd like to be in
their place with Taichi right now, but.... I'm only dreaming. Taichi could
never like me like that.... he could never like guys...' Yamato sighed
and only Ken caught this, giving Yamato a look of sympathy. Yamato
looked away, not wanting his pity. As Taichi continued his laughing fit,
Yamato felt tears form in his eyes. The pain he had been holding in
his heart cut deeper, and the hope he had held all this time died. Tears threatened to spill, he quickly muttered an excuse as to why he had to go, and quickly walked out the front door, and from there he ran, tears trailing behind him.
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Taichi finally stopped laughing at the two gay boys (mostly
Daisuke) still jabbing comments here and there, annoying the hell out
of Daisuke.
"Look, would ya fuckin shuddup already!" Daisuke yelled, "And if
you don't, we won't let you have any of the beer motherload we
found."
"Your parents drink?! I would never have expected that!" Taichi
told Ken in shock.
"I never.. er.. knew either.... but.. don't you think you should have
gone after Yamato?" Ken responded hopefully.
"Er... why? He had to go home is all. Why would we go after
him? It isn't like he was all emotionally like and... er.. he wasn't all
emotionally like was he?" Taichi stupidly questioned.
"Well, let's see, you two walked in on us two. Yamato reaallly
likes you, and you were laughing like a hyena at us for being gay. I'm
sure that reaaallly made Yamato feel better about his chances of
ever being with you." Daisuke sarcastically explained.
"Erm.... heh heh... yaahhh.... well, I guess I'll talk to him tomorrow
about it..." Taichi trailed off. Ken glared at him but let Taichi be.
"All right, and if my parents get suspicious about the missing beer, a burglar came and stole them while we were out, ok?" Ken stated.
They all ran into the closet and dragged as much beer as they
could into the big fridge. They all sat at the kitchen counter/ bar
thing and began drinking away.
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"Taiichhii..... would you sttoopp flipping the chaaanneells sooo
fastlyy.... yoouu can't even see what's oonnn..." Daisuke slurred out
from his spot on the couch next to Ken, sometime later, and took
another gulp of his beer.
"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! I'M THE FUCK WATCHING THE DAMN
FUCKIN TV, YOU QUEER!!!" Taichi yelled at him.
"C'mon, I'm not nooo fuckin queeerrr, neeevverr!" Daisuke
slurred out, obviously losing a good chunk of his memory while
drunk. Ken made a pouty face and rest his head on Daisuke's
shoulder.
"WHAT ABOUT BLUE BOY THERE?! DON'T YOU LOVE HIM?!"
"Ya, Dai-chan, don't you wuv me?" Ken said, snuggling closer to
Daisuke.
"Of couuuurrrsseee II ddooo...... Wiiitt allll mmy heaart I doo...."
Daisuke drunkenly and lovingly said, holding Ken closer to him, "but
that doesn't make me noo fucckkkin quueer!" Ken looked up at him,
confused.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, DENSE?! HELL-OO!! KEN THERE'S A
BOY AND SO ARE YOU, SO YOU'RE BOTH FUCKIN QUEER TOGETHER!!"
Daisuke blinked, "No he isn't. He's my giiiirlfriend. He's my
veeerrry puuurrddy girlfriend. So hottttt!" He said, trailing his tongue
down Ken's neck. Ken moaned softly, but quickly recovered.
"Dai-chan, that's an oxymoron. You said I'm a he, then said I was
your girlfriend. That's makes no sense, Dai-chan. I'm a guy, your
boyfriend. And I think you've had enough drinks Dai-chan."
"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! And I think you're the
one who needs to stop drinking, because you think you're a guy,
when you're actually a girl." Daisuke drunkenly lectured.
Taichi munched on some cheapo chips and watched the other
two. "Hmm, this is better than TV...." he said to himself, then asked
Ken, "Just out of curiosity, are you really a boy or a girl."
Ken's face grew red with anger, stood up and yelled, "I am a
fuckin male, Godammit!!!!!! I have a dick, no breasts, and am generally
horny like every other male on this planet!"
"Prove it!!!!" both Daisuke and Taichi demanded. If possible,
Ken's face got even redder.
"TAICHI, OUT!!!! GO FIND YAMATO!!!!!" Ken demanded.
"Whhhhhhyyyy???" Taichi whined.
"Because that's what you should have been doing hours ago,
and this is my house, so I have the right to kick you out!!! NOW GO!!
OUT!!!" Ken yelled pointing to the doorway.
"Some friend you are..." Taichi muttered. "Won't even prove he's
a girl."
"DID I OR DID I NOT LET YOU EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF CHEESE
PUFFS AND CANS AND CANS OF BEER?!!!!!!" Ken yelled at the top his
lungs.
"Well, ya... but-"
"THEN I DESERVE A THANK YOU!!!"
"uhh.. thank you?" Taichi said unsurely.
"You're welcome," he said nicely, "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
"Ok, ok, I'm leaving." Taichi said, closing the door behind him.
Ken slowly turned back to Daisuke, a slightly evil grin spreading
across his face, which Daisuke either chose to ignore or didn't
notice it.
"What was that all about? Why don't you want to prove to
Taichi you're.. uh.. " he stopped himself from saying girl when Ken
gave him a death glare. "uh... a guy?"
"Because," Ken said sexily, pressing Daisuke against the back
of the couch, "I've got something special planned for us.." Ken grinned
evily again, but Daisuke only grinned happily in return.
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Hey, sorry guys to cut you off there... I meant for it to be longer,
but I'm really short on time (and available moments to sneak online
seeing as I'm grounded) and wanted to get a chapter up for you
guys. Again thanks a million to all you reviewers, they mean a lot to
me. Oh and if you guys like Taitos you should check out
Heaven'sAngelChick. She's got 13 sweet Taitos up. Hoping my
update won't be too long from now,
~Insano
by:~InsanoFreakChild~
Dedication: To BobtheDemiGod! ^-^ Just for You!
WARNING: YAOI lemon/lime stuff!!! no like no read!!
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon
Wow... 12 chapters and 40- sumthing reviews. Couldn't be happier!
Thanx you guys! Oh and I started school and I'm grounded so... I
might not update as often anymore.... I sorry....
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Chappie 12: Meet my girlfriend: His name is Ken!
Daisuke wrapped his arms around Ken and dazed off for a
second. When he seemed to have come back from Planet Daisuke,
the frightened Ken saw a change in the other. And as Daisuke
leaned in closer, Ken felt a hardness against his thigh. 'What? He
can't be... impossible... There's no way he would-' Ken's thoughts
were cut short as Daisuke stole his lips in a fiery kiss. Daisuke ran
his tongue across Ken's lips and Ken eagerly allowed entrance.
Daisuke ran his hands down his chest and tugged at the shirt. Ken
wrapped his arms around Daisuke's neck and leaned into the kiss.
Daisuke began undoing Ken's shirt when they heard a door creak.
They simultaneously jumped apart from each other and peeked out
of the closet with (not-so-very) innocent grins on their faces.
Taichi took one look at them and burst out laughing. Yamato
on the other hand looked slightly depressed at the fact that Ken
got his guy, while Yamato probably never will. Yamato looked at
Taichi, who was practically rolling on the ground with laughter.
Daisuke and Ken were turning redder by the second. 'I'd like to be in
their place with Taichi right now, but.... I'm only dreaming. Taichi could
never like me like that.... he could never like guys...' Yamato sighed
and only Ken caught this, giving Yamato a look of sympathy. Yamato
looked away, not wanting his pity. As Taichi continued his laughing fit,
Yamato felt tears form in his eyes. The pain he had been holding in
his heart cut deeper, and the hope he had held all this time died. Tears threatened to spill, he quickly muttered an excuse as to why he had to go, and quickly walked out the front door, and from there he ran, tears trailing behind him.
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Taichi finally stopped laughing at the two gay boys (mostly
Daisuke) still jabbing comments here and there, annoying the hell out
of Daisuke.
"Look, would ya fuckin shuddup already!" Daisuke yelled, "And if
you don't, we won't let you have any of the beer motherload we
found."
"Your parents drink?! I would never have expected that!" Taichi
told Ken in shock.
"I never.. er.. knew either.... but.. don't you think you should have
gone after Yamato?" Ken responded hopefully.
"Er... why? He had to go home is all. Why would we go after
him? It isn't like he was all emotionally like and... er.. he wasn't all
emotionally like was he?" Taichi stupidly questioned.
"Well, let's see, you two walked in on us two. Yamato reaallly
likes you, and you were laughing like a hyena at us for being gay. I'm
sure that reaaallly made Yamato feel better about his chances of
ever being with you." Daisuke sarcastically explained.
"Erm.... heh heh... yaahhh.... well, I guess I'll talk to him tomorrow
about it..." Taichi trailed off. Ken glared at him but let Taichi be.
"All right, and if my parents get suspicious about the missing beer, a burglar came and stole them while we were out, ok?" Ken stated.
They all ran into the closet and dragged as much beer as they
could into the big fridge. They all sat at the kitchen counter/ bar
thing and began drinking away.
*********
"Taiichhii..... would you sttoopp flipping the chaaanneells sooo
fastlyy.... yoouu can't even see what's oonnn..." Daisuke slurred out
from his spot on the couch next to Ken, sometime later, and took
another gulp of his beer.
"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! I'M THE FUCK WATCHING THE DAMN
FUCKIN TV, YOU QUEER!!!" Taichi yelled at him.
"C'mon, I'm not nooo fuckin queeerrr, neeevverr!" Daisuke
slurred out, obviously losing a good chunk of his memory while
drunk. Ken made a pouty face and rest his head on Daisuke's
shoulder.
"WHAT ABOUT BLUE BOY THERE?! DON'T YOU LOVE HIM?!"
"Ya, Dai-chan, don't you wuv me?" Ken said, snuggling closer to
Daisuke.
"Of couuuurrrsseee II ddooo...... Wiiitt allll mmy heaart I doo...."
Daisuke drunkenly and lovingly said, holding Ken closer to him, "but
that doesn't make me noo fucckkkin quueer!" Ken looked up at him,
confused.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, DENSE?! HELL-OO!! KEN THERE'S A
BOY AND SO ARE YOU, SO YOU'RE BOTH FUCKIN QUEER TOGETHER!!"
Daisuke blinked, "No he isn't. He's my giiiirlfriend. He's my
veeerrry puuurrddy girlfriend. So hottttt!" He said, trailing his tongue
down Ken's neck. Ken moaned softly, but quickly recovered.
"Dai-chan, that's an oxymoron. You said I'm a he, then said I was
your girlfriend. That's makes no sense, Dai-chan. I'm a guy, your
boyfriend. And I think you've had enough drinks Dai-chan."
"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! And I think you're the
one who needs to stop drinking, because you think you're a guy,
when you're actually a girl." Daisuke drunkenly lectured.
Taichi munched on some cheapo chips and watched the other
two. "Hmm, this is better than TV...." he said to himself, then asked
Ken, "Just out of curiosity, are you really a boy or a girl."
Ken's face grew red with anger, stood up and yelled, "I am a
fuckin male, Godammit!!!!!! I have a dick, no breasts, and am generally
horny like every other male on this planet!"
"Prove it!!!!" both Daisuke and Taichi demanded. If possible,
Ken's face got even redder.
"TAICHI, OUT!!!! GO FIND YAMATO!!!!!" Ken demanded.
"Whhhhhhyyyy???" Taichi whined.
"Because that's what you should have been doing hours ago,
and this is my house, so I have the right to kick you out!!! NOW GO!!
OUT!!!" Ken yelled pointing to the doorway.
"Some friend you are..." Taichi muttered. "Won't even prove he's
a girl."
"DID I OR DID I NOT LET YOU EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF CHEESE
PUFFS AND CANS AND CANS OF BEER?!!!!!!" Ken yelled at the top his
lungs.
"Well, ya... but-"
"THEN I DESERVE A THANK YOU!!!"
"uhh.. thank you?" Taichi said unsurely.
"You're welcome," he said nicely, "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
"Ok, ok, I'm leaving." Taichi said, closing the door behind him.
Ken slowly turned back to Daisuke, a slightly evil grin spreading
across his face, which Daisuke either chose to ignore or didn't
notice it.
"What was that all about? Why don't you want to prove to
Taichi you're.. uh.. " he stopped himself from saying girl when Ken
gave him a death glare. "uh... a guy?"
"Because," Ken said sexily, pressing Daisuke against the back
of the couch, "I've got something special planned for us.." Ken grinned
evily again, but Daisuke only grinned happily in return.
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Hey, sorry guys to cut you off there... I meant for it to be longer,
but I'm really short on time (and available moments to sneak online
seeing as I'm grounded) and wanted to get a chapter up for you
guys. Again thanks a million to all you reviewers, they mean a lot to
me. Oh and if you guys like Taitos you should check out
Heaven'sAngelChick. She's got 13 sweet Taitos up. Hoping my
update won't be too long from now,
~Insano