Summary: Has anyone ever wondered what would happen if Hermione was the bad ass Slytherin sex god and Draco was the geeky bookworm, part of the golden trio itself? Well this is what you'll find in this story. (I suck at summaries, just r&r plzz)

Chapter One: hating this life

Draco's POV:

Finally another school year is over, I'm sick and tired of everyone picking on me.

"Have a 'fun' summer Malfoy! I bet jacking off and reading all summer is gonna be tons more fun than going to LA."

"Go away Granger!" That's it, I'm changing this summer… This was my life. I was the nerd, the sissy virgin who was never caught outside of the library. I've never even had my first kiss yet, and I was 16! I found Harry and Ron in a couple compartments down from Granger, and sat down. "Another year."

"Finally summer again" Harry agreed.

"Another summer filled with girls in bikinis!" Ron yelled.

Harry sighed "To bad none for me"

"Why," I asked jokingly, "What are you gay!"

"Nope my heart is stolen by another woman." He said dreamily

"And why are we hiding secrets?" Ron turned to Harry a little annoyed

"Its just Cho, I told you about her ages ago. Damn is she fine though, I mean this year have u seen her ass!"

Yeah since 5th year Cho and Harry had been going out. Ron tried to get with Luna, but she refused to go out with red haired people because of their tempers, at least, that's what she told Ron. Me, yea ill go out with some one who is blind, if im lucky. Basically all I do is look at girls, never talk to them, and NEVER ask them out. My mother thinks it's a phase that im going through, little does she know that no one likes a geeky virgin. I need to change I thought desperately. I need some look that will make me change this reputation of mine.

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When I got home I ran past my mother and dodged my father, going into my room. If my rep was gonna change, I had to start now. Taking out a sheet of paper and a quill I wrote down everything that I was gonna need to change. It wasn't a very long list:

New wardrobe

New Hairstyle

Get buff

Get tan

Change attitude

The clothes, hairstyle, and tan were gonna be easy since I was rich, but the attitude I was gonna need help with, the buff was gonna be hard but I could do it on my own.

Hermione's POV:

There goes Malfoy again. I am hoping and praying that I don't get stuck as head girl with him, I mean I don't know for sure if I even am yet, but it's obvious to anyone with ¼ of a brain anyway.

"Have a 'fun' summer Malfoy! I bet jacking off and reading all summer is gonna be tons more fun than going to LA."

"Go away Granger" The Gryfendor blonde said back.

Was that all he could come up with? I won't totally kill him then, he's in one of his "moods"

I went off to go find someone to piss off, but all I could find was Blaise and Pansy in a compartment, joining them we talked about the wonderful summer ahead of us.

"LA, I can't believe you are going to LA!" Pansy shrieked

"Shut up will you woman, its just LA, you make it seem like you've never left the country before." Hermione yelled at Pansy annoyed with her. Well she is on my TO DIE list.

Blaise was just being weird, staring out the window. I second-grade kissed him on the cheek. All he did was look at me and wipe his cheek, then rubbed it on me like an 8 year old.

"Herms, what the fuck was that." He looked at me like a moron.

"To put you in pain, and because you aren't talking, and because I love to torture you Blaise, it's my job, ever since we became friends in 1st year!" I said with a cute smile. He looked at me like he was gonna puke but just whacked me on the arm.

(A/N: im going to ruin the surprise and say NO, nothing at all is going on between Hermione and Blaise!)

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When I got home I tried to avoid my father, but as always he was the one who opened the door for me when I got home. Now time for the usual scoldings and beatings and lectures that I missed over the school year.

"What made you think that you could do what ever you wanted this year? What made you think that it was ok to just go out and have sex with every boy that you met. Hmmm? Enlighten me." Were the first words out of my father's mouth

"They wanted to do me, and how do you know what I did this year."

"How dare you ever talk to me that way!" Great here it comes

"CRUCIO!"

Great pain went throughout my entire body. I tried as hard as I could not to scream but let out a small yelp, the louder or more I yelled the more this was done to me.

"I hope that you plan to do better this year, it is you final year and I don't want to hear of any trouble coming from you. Have I made myself clear?" He said when the spell finished.

"Crystal." I said wincing slightly.

"CRUCIO!" the spell was said again, with a little less harshness put into it. The pain was still horrible though. I didn't make any noise this time. When this was over I gave the house elves my trunks and went into the kitchen to go get something to eat. I grabbed an apple and then Apperated into my room. Lying on my huge bed I thought about how much fun LA was gonna be. All the boys and shopping and surf, I couldn't wait…

s(A/N: So what did you think guys? This is my first fanfic so if you have any suggestions just review! I won't update unless I get reviews ppl! And plus it's your chance to tell me what im missin if I am missin anything!)