Disclamer: i know, i know ranma and all that is linked to it does not belong to me... so quit it already!!
What if Soun was not a crybaby anymore...
So this story start with a nice morning, the birds are chiping, the dogs are bow-wowing, the cats are of course....
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!"
"HAAAAAAAAA my poor gender that is affraid of innocent cats!!! How shameful!!!"
"COME BACK HERE YOU BAKA!!! EAT THE LUNCH I MADE FOR YOU!!!!"
Anyone that has a little knowledge of the ranma universe has heard of ranma and his phobia for cats. Fortunately, this time, he was not going to go into ranma-neko. But he sure made some hell in Nerima at 6:00 am and of course chaos ensued with the awakening of everybody in the neighbor.
A while later, during breakfist( this is not an error), Ranma was trying to save his food from his father and his master Happosai, akane was feeding P-chan, Kasumi was eating tranquily, Nabiki was reading the newspaper in search for some juicy story and and Soun was still weeping over his food stolen by god knows who...
Finnaly Ranma Akane, Nabiki and happosai were leaving for school ( of course everybody knows that it is not to learn that Happosai was going in class, or rather in the locker... a locker that hapened to be in the girl's changing room... while they were there... changing clothes...
While that time, soun was wondering what to do...
"hmmm Kasumi?? I'm hungry!"... soun called but no one answered. " that's right...kasumi is gone doing the groceries... Saotome let's do a game of shogi together! Saotome??."
While searching for him, he saw a small note that was saying: i saw a very dear person for me this morning but i have to do some training so i'll be back in a while... please tell Ranko to meet me in the public toilet...
Signed : Genma the panda ...
" Damn his wife is near... now what's left for me to do... I'm hungry... well maybe i'll make myself a lunch for now... "that he said hearing his stomac growling.
And so he went in the kitchen to fix himself some food... the room was clean as usual. And he was very pround of his girl Kasumi would make a fine wife ... like his was...
And with that he started to cry again ... while screaming the name of his late wife...
After a couple of minutes he started to look into the fridge and saw....
A banana,
Cooked rice,
A mutating green slime that is becoming a sort of alien with claws... hopefully he can't seem to keep a solid form...
Milk,
Tuna,
Some cookies that were discussing philosophy,
And some strange tea with the neko-hanten insign on it with a note saying : for Ranma only
Not having any idea of what is proper cooking, he took all that was left in the fridge thinking that Kasumi would replenish it with the groceries. He inserted everyting in a mixer and started to make himself some kinda milkshake...( Now we know who gave the inability of cooking to Akane) .
After a couple of minutes, he thought that it was ready since the agony screams, coming form the mixer, were finally gone. After being a little hesitant he finaly ingurgitated the whole mix. He hicuped and then fell on the ground... unconscious.
Faraway on another farplane, where everything was green and white, with disco bulb everywhere, there was an angel waiting.
That angel was named Kimiko and was waiting for somebody in particular.
And then he appeared, looking groggy...
" Oowwwww mayby I shoudn't have put so much tobasco in it...''
"Hello Anata¹."
Huh??? But... Ki... Kimiko... KIMIKO!!! YOU'RE ALIVE MY DARLING!!!
He tried to rush in her arm but she evaded him swiftly wand he went to kiss the butt of a tree.
" Sigh.... Would you please stop it Anata... you're really embarassing....
"What ?? but i missed you, Kimiko, finally we can be together."
"No... this is only momentary."
"what, what do you mean."
"I mean that your are not dead , you are only in coma and you will awaken in a few moments. Right now, this is a situation which i am allowed to give you one advice"
"What?? But... snif snif ( he start weeping)"
"HO STOP IT ALREADY !!!!!! IT HAS BEEN TEN YEARS NOW GET OVER IT !! I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME HERE AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY IN YOUR LIFE TOO, IF NOT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THE RIGHT TO COME TO HEAVEN, YOU UNDERSTAND SO STOP WEEPING AND ACT LIKE A MAN DAMMIT!!!"
"Yikes!!!... but ... i have been mourning for you...."
"Yes ... i know and i am grateful for that... but know that now it is time that you get over it and start a new life. Love someone, be love by someone, stand up on your feet, be a man and earn your right to come by my side when your time will come... ok?
"All right.. I understand... but one question .. what wrong with the life I have been living right now?
"Ugh...... you're asking me... okay i'll give you some advice, kasumi still in the house makin food while not being able to live his life and search for love, a big panda is freeloading youre house, Nabiki becoming a real mercenary, and Akane becoming a little spoiled brat because you cared too much for her and now her tempers are becoming worse and worse everyday. And who's receiving all that is your groom Ranma. So make yourself a favor and help Ranma. If you can make a little order in your life and in those of your family you will be able to meet me in heaven and we will be happy with everyone and the gogo boys.. oups!! nevermind that."
"Wait a minute did you say gogo-boy??"
"Wow look at the time, its is time for me to go bye and remember what I said... stop weeping and stand up like a man, like the one i fell in love with..."
"Bu......"
He couldn't say any longer because right after he felt a great pain in his stomac and everything went dark. Suddenly he heard some voices around him, he felt tears droping on his face and Akane yelling at Ranma.
He finaly opened his eyes and found himself in the clinic of the doctor Ono Tofu. Hopefully , everyone managed to prevent the doctor from seeing Kasumi or the father of the Tendofamily would have been really dead.
"Dad!!!!" screamed all three girls .
when they saw him opening his eyes they all gained much joy and expressed it by hugging their father with all their strengh.
" we tought you'd never wake up"said Kasumi.
"Fortunately you're not dead, it would have been a pain with the cost of the funeral", you can guess who spoke.
"You did not eat Akane's cooking right??"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU BAKA!!
Soun who did not have the strengh to hear anything else returned to his slumber and tought of his late wife and tought... "Don't worry Kimiko, I'll earn my way to your side".
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Well here it is, the fisrt chapter of this fic which is putting in first role...!! you guessed it soun!!
Unbelieveable you say ?? well i've had enough of the role of Soun in fanfiction, i wanted to make him do something and now the wheel is in motion now i just need to write more
If you like that tell me i might writte more.
See ya!!
¹ : Anata means "you" in japanese nut can also be use to say honey( to a man)