Disclaimer: Ok...so far I havnt succeded in getting Inuyasha anyone else...hm I didn't think so, oh well as of yet no one except Ms. Takahashi owns Inuyasha and snivel koga...
Ch. 2 Name Calling can have devastating consequences!
After Kagome had gotten ready, she went outside to try and calm down Inuyasha, who was still rampaging around her house. After a few fatal and useless attempts she could see that there was only one way to settle this down, at least for a few seconds. "Inuyasha, please settle down..." Kagome pleaded "WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN?" Inuyasha was shouting loudly. "YOU KNOCKED ME OUT OF THE WINDOW!" Kagome sighed and looked sadly at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha..." she said sweetly. Inuyasha looked at her with surprise. Why was she being nice to him he wondered. "Uh, yeah Kagome?" "...sit." Inuyasha plunged into the ground as Kagome started down the stairs to the road. At the bottom of the stairs Sango and Miroku were waiting in Miroku's car. "Are you ready to go Kagome?" Sango asked. Mirokus' car was a canary yellow convertible. Not a scratch was on it and the interior was black leather. "Yeah, hurry!" kagome responded. Kagome hopped in the backseat behind Sango just as they heard something crashing down the stairs. "Kagome, you better get back here! You are going to PAY!!!" Miroku and Sango faced Kagome and asked, "What in the world did you do to make him so mad?" "Well..." Kagome started. Inuyasha reached the car as fast as lightning and looked at the group. "Is something bothering you?" Miroku asked. "DAMN STRAIGHT!" Inuyasha replied, "Kagome knocked me outta the fuckin' window! And to top it all off she had to use that stupid word of hers." Kagome looked at Inuyasha innocently. "You mean sit?" Inuyasha once again plunged into the ground, but popped up shortly clenching his fist and growling. "Songo muffled her giggling and turned to Miroku. "Ya know, maybe he should come with us. I think he would have fun." Miroku agreed. Kagome scooted over and patted the seat beside her. "Come Inuyasha it'll be fun." "Not in your damn life." Kagome threw on a puppy-dog pout and whimpered. "Aww, please Inuyasha. It would be so dull if you did not come." Inuyasha glared scornfully at Kagome then hopped in the seat. Kagome patted his head. "Good boy!" "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome chuckled and Miroku started the car. "Say Inuyasha, won't people notice your ears?" Sango pointed out. "I have just the thing" Miroku responded. He opened up the glove compartment and found a hat that said "Friskas cat food" Kagome laughed as Miroku handed the hat to Inuyasha, who couldn't read. "What is so funny?" He asked. "Nothing." Kagome answered. Inuyasha took the hat and put it on his head-------backwards. Sango stared at Inuyasha. "Ya know, if you had the right clothes, you could pass for a foreign rapper." Miroku looked ahead. "Hey we're here!" Sango and Kagome screeched. "Do they always do that?" Inuyasha asked Miroku. "Every time." He answered. The four got out of the car and started into the mall. "Let's go to J.C. Penny's first." Sango suggested. Kagome agreed. Miroku opened the doors and they all went inside. They eventually made their way to J.C Penny's. They walked through the store on the tile pathways that were on the ground. They eventually made it to the women's selection. Kagome and Sango looked at the jeans whereas Miroku looked...elsewhere. Inuyahsa just sat on the bench by the dressing rooms, mumbling something about idiots and morons. The two girls grabbed a large selection of clothes and headed towards the dressing room. "Say guys could you tell us what you think of the clothes?" Sango asked. Miroku sat on the bench with Inuyahsa. (Which was only 7 feet away from the dressing room.) Absolutely, we would love to, right Inuyasha?" Miroku looked at Inuyasha. "Whatever." Inuyasha replied sullenly.
Sango came out of the dressing room wearing a tight pair of blue-jeans and a green shirt that said 'Big flirt'. "Adorable!" Miroku clapped quietly. Sango went back into the dressing room to try out something different. Kagome came out shortly after wearing something very different herself. The boys just stared. She wore a neon pink mini-skirt and a pink half shirt. Mirokus' eyes glittered. "Hoe." Inuyasha mumbled. Kagome's eyes flared. Miroku stood up quickly. "I will be right back." He hurried off, not wanting to be part of this fight. "Wait, MIROKU!" Inuyasha pleaded. While Kagome's eyes burned, Inuyasha's looked scared half to death and sad he had ever said anything. Kagome stomped over to the bench, until she wasn't even 3in. away from his face. "WHAT did you call me?!" Kagome's breath was hard. All was silent. "Uh... hoe."
In the bathroom Inuyasha looked at his red face. On each side he had Kagomes' handprint from her little bitchslap. He reached his hand slowly to his face and touched it gently, but howled in pain. "OW, FUCK YOU KAGOME!!!!!"
geez I would say poor Inuyasha but it's just too funny. I mean can you just imagine? Ouch. Well that's all for this chapter, and yes...I know what some of you are thinking, where the hell is Shippou? Don't worry he will arrive shortly. Well l8er and don't forget to R&R so I can post the next chapter.