"What the hell..." Said a new voice in the room.

"Bloody Malfoy, if I get my hands on him I'll hex him into oblivion."

"I still can't open my eyes"

The last voice was female, the couple eventually opened their eyes to be greeted by the sight of three teenagers all sitting down with the heads in the hands. James decided to make a move, "Who the hell are you?" He asked

The bushy haired girl lifted her head and slowly opened her eyes, "I'm Hermione Granger" she said, still squinting, "Sorry, I can't make you out yet. Who are you?"

"We'll save that for later. What just happened?" James still pointed his wand at the pair, Lily on the other hand felt her healer instincts take over. She walked over to the trio, ignoring the disapproving looks from her husband next to her.

"Come here, look at me. Are you OK?" she asked, pulling up the girls face to her own.

"You look really familiar. Sort of like Ginny if she had Harry's eye colour." She asked

"Ginny Weasley? How do you know her?" Lily asked, helping the girl over to the sofa.

"Oh, she's Ron's sister and Harry's girlfriend" The girl said.

Lily suddenly felt angry and walked back over to her husband. The audacity of the girl, why did she have to pick Ron, why not Percy or Bill or the twins. She must be sick in the head or something to choose the dead member of the family.

"Ron? Harry? You 2 OK?" The girl on the sofa asked and the boys turned around, meaning they now had their backs to their hosts. Lily felt sick, surely it couldn't be the same Ron she was referring to. One of the boys was a red head, but that would just be cruel and pointless.

"Yeah, I am. I can actually see straight now too" One of the boys mumbled.

"Lucky you" the girl said

"Well I think I've lost my glasses again and my scar is killing me...ugh, why are we not in Hogworts anymore?" The other one said. He sounded oddly like James.

The boys got to their feet and helped the girl off the sofa. The boys turned round to face the couple.

"Shit Harry" The red head said, pulling his wand out and pointing it directly at the pair ahead. He really did look just like how Ron would have grown up, same eyes, same long nose and most noticeably the same build with red hair and freckles. The other boy was the absolute spit of James, if it weren't for the age difference and the green eyes instead of hazel their own mother's wouldn't be able to tell them apart. If this was Harry she could understand why the girl thought that Lily looked like Ginny and this boy.

"What? Accio glasses" Suddenly a pair of glasses appeared in the boys hand and he put them on, only to immediately go pale and also put his wand out. "That's sick" he muttered simply, not taking his eyes of the pair.

The girl had also pulled out her wand, even though it was quite clear from the squint that she wasn't too sure what she was pointing it at.

"What are you talking about, and what are you doing in our house" James almost yelled at the impostors.

"My parents are dead, I ain't going to fall for emotional blackmail again." The James-clone spat out. Lily had to admit he did look incredibly like their child, the resemblance to James with lily's eyes and nose.

"We have never had kids, so you must be mistaken. Now who are you?"

"He's Harry Potter but I guess you already know that one. The girl is Hermione Granger and I'm Ron Wealsey. Now what the hell is going on?" The red head said.

Lily felt like she was going to faint, she really didn't need this, especially after a day like today. At least the groups were not doing this to the Weasley's.

"You turn up as someone who is dead, someone who doesn't exist and someone we don't know and expect us to give you answers?" James spat, sharing his wife's anger.

"Us? You are the 2 going around pretending to be dead people." The girl shouted her squint less now.

"Oh, sod this. I'm getting Dumbledore" James spat as he threw some floo powder into the flames of the fire "PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!" he yelled into the flames, and within a few seconds the old wizard had stepped out of the flames.

"Hello James and Lily, who are you visitors?" Dumbledore said pleasantly, his white beard still tucked in his belt, his eyes twinkling behind half moon spectacles.

"Professor, what's going on. You always said Harry's parents were dead? And how the hell did we end up here?" The bushy haired girl asked.

"I'm sorry Miss, but I don't believe we have met."

"Come on sir, you know us. We might as well live in your office. What is going on?" Ron was now angry, his ears where going bright red and the grip on his wand still pointing at James and Lily was tightening.

"I'm sorry, now why would I know you?"

"Because we've been at Hogworts for nigh on 7 years, remember the Philospher's stone, or the chamber of secrets, or the time turner, after the triwizard tournament or the department of mysteries?" Ron was almost yelling in desperation.

"I can assure you I do not know any of you three. Who are you?"

"Come one, She's Hermione Granger, I'm Ron Weasley and he's Harry Potter. You should at least know Harry" Ron was now almost pleading.

"If this is some kind of joke I suggest it ends now, there are no Grangers at Hogworts, there are no Potters with the exception of James and Lily and Ron Weasley died 10 years ago."

"Sir. You have to remember. You have to." Hermione was now almost in tears, Harry was still looking pale and Ron looked distinctly angry.

"Ok then, in that case 1, 2, 3" Ron said and all three cried stupefy, stunning the three other occupants of the room and ran straight out of the house.

It didn't take long for the stunner to ware of Dumbledore and he performed the necessary charm to get James and Lily back on their feet. "That is most peculiar." Dumbledore muttered.

"It's twisted. Can you imagine if Molly were here."

"No, I don't mean that. As you know I'm a gifted legilimens, and those three where genuinely telling the truth. They are your son, Ron Weasley and a muggle-born named Hermione. The only explanation is a portal of some nature sent them here."

"You know that is impossible." James said

"I know nothing to say that is the case, but I think one thing must be ensured. They cannot go to the Burrow. That's where at least 2 of the 3 are planning on going, seems it is their home." Dumbledore said.

"So you mean the kids really believe that cock and bull story, they really must be ill." James muttered

"No, they don't just believe it, they lived it. You can tell, but this is neither the time or the place, we need to stop them.".

Culf - Don't worry, there will be more soon. Thanks for putting me on your authour alerts. Keep smiling.