Disclaimer: is holding onto Rumiko Takahashi's leg
Ed: Please give the Inuyasha series to me! I beg of you!
Ms. Takahashi: NO.... now get off of my leg!!!
Ed: PLEASE AT LEAST GIVE ME KOGA AND LET MY FRIEND KAGOME25TAKE INUYASHA?!
Ms. Takahashi: well...NO! My publishers would kill me and think of how the fans would feel after i've told them no so many times!
Ed: grrrr, well other fans of Inuyasha I don't won Inuyasha...YET!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL KEEP TRYING
Ms. Takahashi: would you please get off my leg already?
Chocolate?!
Miroku awoke early and went into his living room. It was pitch black, since it was only around 4:00 am. He noticed something huddled on the couch. It turned slowly, only to reveal piercing yellow eyes. He gasped then reached for the light switch. He turned it on. Where the eyes where, and only the eyes, was Inuyasha. Wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket that went over his head, and only allowed his eyes out to see, and his nose to breath. Miroku just laughed. "Inuyasha...what in the seven hells are you doing?" Miroku leaned on the doorframe and crossed his arms, waiting for Inuyasha's answer. Inuyasha mumbled something, but Miroku couldn't hear him. "What did you say?" Inuyasha pulled the blankets down a little further so he could talk. "cold" He then pulled them back up to his nose. Miroku shook his head then went into the kitchen. His house was large and expensive, even though he didn't have a spare guest room, his living room certainly could be mistaken for one. It was the second largest room in the house that Inuyasha had seen. It had two futons, 3 couches, one love seat, and five chairs. And aside from that it had dozens of coffee tables and three TV's. A bar was placed on the far side of the room that allowed you to see into the kitchen. The so-called "door" to the kitchen was an old-fashioned western swinging door. It was made of petrified cherry wood and sparkled beautifully. Miroku walked over to his bar and activated his coffee pot. He yawned and looked at Inuyasha, whose eyes were barely opened. "Still sleepy Inuyasha?" Inuyasha nodded. The coffee pot beeped and Miroku went to the cup cabinet. He grabbed two black coffee mugs and filled them up. He put sugar and hazelnut coffee mate creamer in his. He gave Inuyasha's to him black. "Inuyasha, if you want to put something in it, the sugar is in that big apple jar, and the creamer is in the refrigerator. Inuyasha reached out of his blanket and slowly crawled over to the refrigerator. He opened it up and was emmideatly awake. There was enough food to feed and army and then some. There were at least half-a-dozen different kinds of coffee creamer. Inuyasha pulled his blanket off and set it on Miroku's chair. Underneath the blanket, Inuyasha was wearing a cute pair of pj's, well for a girl at least. The two-piece had long pants, and a spaghetti shirt. It was blue and had little chicks all over it. At the top of the pajama's it said, "Chicks rule the world" and had an extremely large chicken sitting on the earth. Inuyasha also wore matching glow-in-the-dark slippers. He opened one of the drawers to reveal shining stainless steel silverware. He grabbed a spoon and then grabbed one of the creamers. "Miroku I'm going to try them before I pick one." Miroku nodded and just sipped his coffee, watching. Inuyasha poured a little into the spoon and slurped it up. "Eh...its alright." He then set it aside and grabbed another one. He eventually made two piles, all right and good. He came to the next one. Miroku's eyes went wide. Inuyasha looked at it. It looked different from the other containers, but oh well. Miroku tried to swallow all the coffee he had just taken a drink of so he could talk. Inuyasha poured the substance into his spoon, but it wasn't the ivory color, like all the other ones. This one was brown and seemed kinda sticky and goopy. Miroku ran over to Inuyasha and took the spoon and container away. "Uh...Inuyasha, I don't think you need this, especially not this early." Inuyasha grabbed the spoon and container back from Miroku. "I want to see what it is." Inuyasha stuck it in his mouth and swallowed. His eyes got big and he began to drool. He then dropped the spoon and just squirted the sticky, brown substance into his mouth, nearly chocking himself. He had it all over the place. He stopped for a minute to look at Miroku.Miroku had his arms crossed and was tapping his foot, not to mention the death glare he was giving him. Inuyasha swallowed and pointed to the container. He was beginning to shake and his eyes were beginning to go extra-wide. "H-hey Miroku! What I-is this g-g-g-reat stu-uff?" "Miroku shook his head. "Just great...Inuyasha, its called chocolate, and you shouldn't be eating it like that." Miroku tried to grab the bottle away but Inuyasha wouldn't let him have it. The two began fighting for the container. They jumped over furniture, Inuyasha, while jumping, was squirting it into his mouth. He stopped and Miroku grabbed the bottle. "Hey uh...Miroku, its empty. I need more." Miroku shook his head. "You don't need anymore, besides, I'm all out." Miroku began jumping around the room complaining. "I need more chocolate. I MUST have more chocolate. Miroku where can I find more chocolate?" Miroku rubbed his temples and sat back on the couch to drink his coffee. "Inuyasha to buy chocolate, you need money, and you don't have any, and I'm certainly not buying any for you." Inuyasha jumped beside Miroku and nearly spilt his coffee. He grabbed Miroku by the shirt and held him up to his face. "Miroku...I MUST have more chocolate. Why don't you understand that?" Miroku brushed Inuyasha off of his shirt and stood up. "Inuyasha I think it is time for us to go get dressed and see the girls." Inuyasha stood up. "Can we get some chocolate on the way there?" Miroku threw up his hands. "WHATEVER I GIVE UP!!!" Inuyasha jumped happily. "What am I supposed to wear?" "I will find you something in my closet." Inuyasha followed Miroku threw the hallway. Doors were everywhere. Inuyasha, however was jumping up and down so much that he didn't see Miroku go threw a door, until it was too late. "Hey Miroku, do you think Kagome will want some chocolate? Miroku...uh...where did he go?" Inuyasha looked behind him to see a long row of doors. He looked in front of him to see even more doors. "Uh oh. I haven't seen hardly any of this house. How am I supposed to know what leads to where?" He began to open doors trying to find where Miroku had gone. He saw some strange rooms. Some of the doors just lead to more hallways with more doors. He decided that he wouldn't get any more lost than he already was. He finally gave up and just sat in the hallway waiting for Miroku. After a while, Miroku opened a door that led to the hallway and beckoned Inuyasha inside. Inuyasha was stunned once again. This was Miroku's room and was THE biggest room in the house. A large red canopy bed sat against the wall in the middle of the room. Several large dressers lined up the walls. Two doors sat on the opposite side of the door. Miroku went over to one of them and opened it, revealing a large walk-in closet. Inuyasha went inside, but Miroku shoved him out. "Hey Miroku, what was that for?" "Inuyasha, I don't want you to get that chocolate syrup all over my clean clothes. So you just go take a bath, then we will see what to put you in. Go into that next door beside me." Inuyasha grumbled, but otherwise did as he was told. Inside Miroku's bathroom was a large marble tub, a glass shower, and marble counter tops. The faucets were gold, and the tiles were white. Miroku came in behind Inuyasha and showed him where the towels were and which shampoo to use. He then told Inuyasha that he could use the bath or the shower. Inuyasha nodded. "Ok Miroku, I guess I gotta get cleaned up now huh?" Miroku shut the door, before Inuyasha could finish the sentence. He got out of his sticky clothes and decided to try the shower. He turned on one of the knobs. "OUCH" he jumped out of the shower. "That is hot!" He reached into the shower and turned off the knob. Maybe I should try the other one, but without getting into the shower this time; he thought to himself. He turned the other knob and waited. He felt the water and shivered. "That is way too cold. O.k. lets just try the bath tub." He saw that there was a knob and three buttons. He turned the knob halfway and felt the water. It was perfect, not too hot, and not too cold. He jumped in and slumped down. He looked at the button beside the knob. Out of hic curiosity he pressed it. All of a sudden jets came out of the side of the tub. Shooting water and foamy bubbles. Inuyasha was enjoying himself. "These jets feel really good. I think I might not mind going back to the feudal era." He slumped down even further, but he went just a little too far.
Miroku heard Inuyasha yelling in the bathroom. "Inuyasha are you alright? What's wrong?" He could hear Inuyasha bumping into everything. "MY FUCKIN" EYES ARE BURNING! THE BUBBLES ARE CURSED!!!" Miroku sighed. He would like to help his friend, but he didn't want to go in there while Inuyasha was...well...indecent. "Inuyasha you got the bubbles in your eyes didn't you? I did that same thing the first time I took a bubble bath." "MIROKU THEY ARE CURSED I TELL YOU, THEYRE BURNING MY EYES. WHERE'S MY TETSUSAIGA?! I WILL KILL THESE BUBBLES!!" Now Miroku was starting to get worried. "Inuyasha just wipe your eyes off!" Inuyasha began to frantically feel around for anything. 'I cant find anything' "Miroku I cant find anything!!!" "Then run your eyes under some cold water!" Inuyasha felt around for the sink. He found it and ran his eyes under water. He started feeling better. He stood up and looked into the mirror. His eyes were bloodshot red. He rinsed off and let the water out of the bath. He wrapped a towel around his waist and sat on the floor. "Miroku, I am done and never taking another bath again." Miroku came in and looked at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha if we can't find a way back to the feudal era, you will probably have to take them everyday." Inuyasha glared with his eyes and Miroku grimaced. "Wow Inuyasha that looks...bad, and creepy. Come out of the bathroom. I have some clothes for you." Inuyasha stood up and looked back at the bathtub. All the water was gone, but most of the bubbles had still remained. He growled. "Cursed bubbles, one day I will get you back...all of you." He walked into Miroku's room and looked at the bed. It had a pair of black leather pants, a pair of black boots, a dark red muscles shirt with a black leather jacket, and a black bandanna. The jacket and pants were well decorated. They had chains coming out of every pocket. On the back of the jacket written in dark red was written "METALLICA" The same thing was written on the bandanna. The pants had red lightning bolts down the side, and written down the front was, "go ahead...make my day." Inuyasha looked at the clothes with a confused look on his face. "I have never seen any kind of clothes like these." Miroku laughed a half-hearted laugh. "I got them from biker rally, I supported a while back. You can keep them." Miroku began walking out of the door. "Inuyasha if I leave you CAN find your way back to the living room cant you?" Inuyasha rubbed his head. "Yeah I think so." Miroku sighed. "Great..." And with that he walked out of the door.
At Kagome's house
"BEEP BEEP BEEP." Great...stupid alarm clock." Kagome hit the alarm clock with all the force she could then fanned her hand. "Dang that hurt." All of a sudden she heard someone knocking on the door. It opened and there stood Sango dressed and ready. "Kagome did you go back to sleep. I woke you up thirty minutes ago." Kagome grabbed her pillow and pulled it over her head. Sango went over and sat beside her. Kagome we have to get ready. You have to remember now that we have a new job." She pulled the pillow off of her head and Kagome rolled onto her back. "Kagome now we have to worry about finding a way for Inuyasha to go back to the feudal era. If we don't, chaos will break out. Remember that Naraku still has the Jewels and if we don't stop him and return Inuyasha back to the past, time can change and everything will be different from when we once knew it." Kagome looked up at her ceiling sadly. "I know Sango, but do you know how hard this is going to be?" Sango put her hands on her hips. "That never stopped you from hunting down the jewels. Not to mention we have to get back and see Shippou.And if you really love Inuyasha, you will help him find a way back." Kagome smiled and closed her eyes. "And so our new journey begins. "Sango smiled and stood up. "That's the way to think Kagome. Now hurry up and get ready." Sango went over to the door and opened it. "Sango?" "Yes Kagome?" She looked back at her friend who was already sitting up and smiling. "Thanks...for everything." "Don't mention it Kagome just hurry up and get ready. We have a lot of stuff to do." She walked out of Kagome's room and shut the door behind her. Kagome got up and began getting ready.
Back at Miroku's house
Inuyasha walked into the living room and Miroku looked over. He really looked the part of a bad biker boy. "Wow Inuyasha, if you had your hair done, you could actually pass for a biker, or a gang member." Inuyasha scratched his head. "Yeah well...I really don't like this head thingy. It makes my ears itch." Miroku stood up. "Well we have to keep it on, because we cant have anyone seeing your ears." Miroku went over to the kitchen coffee table and grabbed his keys. Inuyasha followed him. "Well Sango called me a little while ago and said to go ahead and come over. So shall we go ahead and get going?" Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah lets go." Miroku stared at Inuyasha. "Ya' no that your eyes are still red? I bet that the girls' are going to think you might transform. Its pretty creepy." Inuyasha shrugged. "Yeah well if you didn't keep cursed bubble thingies in your bathroom, then I wouldn't look like this." Miroku laughed and walked over to the door. He looked back to see Inuyasha still in the kitchen. "Come on Inuyasha. It's not nice to keep the girls' waiting." Inuyasha waved his hand. "Go ahead I will be there in a minute." Miroku eyed him suspiciously but went ahead.
Inuyasha came out just a minute later. Miroku looked over, just as Inuyasha jumped into the back seat. "Inuyasha why don't you sit up here?" "Feh...maybe I don't wanna'" Miroku buckled his seatbelt. "Shesh okay, sorry I asked." He started up his car and began driving towards Kagome's. He looked at Inuyasha in his rear view mirror and saw Inuyasha with a bottle of chocolate, chugging it like a baby does a bottle. Miroku stopped the car and Inuyasha went flying forward. "SO THAT'S WHY YOU STAYED BACK WHEN I SAID IT WAS TIME TO GO!!!" Inuyasha grinned and showed chocolate still inside his mouth. Miroku grimaced and grabbed the bottle, only to find it empty. "Inuyasha why did you do that?" Inuyasha sat there for a minute just looking at Miroku, practically bouncing. Then finally he said, "becauseiknewthatyouwouldntgetmyanyeventhoughyousaidyouwould." Miroku twisted his face. "o...kay. Forget I ever asked. I can't even understand you anymore, you're so high on chocolate." He just started the car and threw the bottle out of the car. He ignored Inuyasha jumping at every little thing all the way to Kagome's house. Inuyasha began jumping from the front seat to the back seat. Finally they reached Kagome's house and Miroku got out of the car. He looked at himself in the mirror and checked his hair. In a blink of a second Inuyasha was behind him. "Mirokuwhatyadoin?" Miroku stood up and looked at Inuyasha's still blood-red eyes. "Well the answer to what I THINK you said is that it is always the best thing to look good, every time you go to see a good looking girl." Inuyasha checked himself in the mirror and realized he didn't recognize himself. "Inuyasha you're fine let's go." Inuyasha jumped like lightning on top of the trees up to Kagome's house and saw Kagome and Sango standing on the front porch. He jumped atop the house. He looked around and saw that Miroku was still a ways down the path so he decided to go ahead and make himself known. He jumped off the top of the house and right in front of Kagome.That made herjump. Right after he jumped down he gave her a big hug. Kagome looked over to Sango who was trying her very best to keep her giggles to herself. Kagome looked back at Inuyasha who was still hugging her. "Uh..Inuyasha, are you okay?" Inuyasha stopped hugging her but still had his hands on her arms. Kagome looked at Inuyasha and twisted her face. Inuyasha why are your eyes so red? You aren't transforming are you? And why are they wider than normal?" Inuyasha smiled, and Miroku reached the stairs. "Kagome, don't ask him any questions." Kagome glared at Miroku. "Miroku I want to know what happened to Inuyasha. Why he is changing. And I want to hear it from his own mouth!" She turned back to Inuyasha. "What is wrong with you?" Inuyasha opened his mouth, "Wellitallstartedwhenmirokudesidedtogivemecoffeeandiwaslookingforcreamerwhen
ifoundabrownbottlebutitwaschocolatesoiatethechocolatebutthenmirokugotmadnadnigot
messyandmirokutoldmetogotakeabathsoiwenttogotakeabathbuthenifoundoutmirokuhad
cursedbubblesandtheygotinmyeyesandburntmyeyessoimnottransformingandithinkthis
chocolatemightbemakingmealittleohwhatisitcalledhyperithink." Everything was silent for a minute then Sango burst out laughing. "Haha I COULDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID HAHAHA MIROKU WHAT DID YOU HAHA GIVE HIM?!" Miroku scratched his head and Kagome went over to Miroku. "Miroku tell me what he said now...and I want to know what he said exactly!" Miroku sighed. "Very well, but could you get Sango to stop laughing, it is very distracting...even though it is easier to see down her shirt when she bends over." Sango was to Miroku in a split second. And it took even shorter to slap him across the face. Miroku twitched and rubbed his cheek. "Alright what he said was-""In his EXACT WORDS!" Kagome pointed out. Miroku straightened up. "Well it all started when Miroku decided to give me coffee and I was looking for creamer when I found a brown bottle but it was chocolate so I ate the chocolate but then Miroku got mad and I got messy and Miroku told me to go take a bath so I went to go take a bath but then I found out Miroku had cursed bubbles and they got in my eyes and burnt my eyes so I'm not transforming and I think this chocolate might be making me a little o.... how would you say um hyper I think. Well, those weren't his exact words, because some of his words were kind of...not words." The girls sighed and just watched as Inuyasha was bouncing around like a crazed lunatic.
(A/n) well, how do you guys like it so far? I really need reviews or else I won't be posting any more and ill just give up on my story and maybe just put up one of my new ones. I personally thought this one was my best but well people have different tastes. Shippou will be coming in pretty soon, so don't worry. Oh and as for my friend Kagome, you should check out her stories. Her screen name for is Kagome25. My fave is her "protecting Kagome" That's a good one. Well that's it for this one. Bye till next time.