Rubeus
Hagrid
(tune of 'Eleanor Rigby' by the Beatles)
Ah,
look at all the fiery dragons
Ah, look at all the cuddly
creatures
Rubeus Hagrid
Lives in a hut on the edge of a
magical school
Fang always drools
Cannot do magic
He was
expelled from the school as a lad of thirteen
Tom Riddle
schemed
All the fiery dragons, I wish that I had one
All
the cuddly creatures, blast-ended skrewts, what fun!
Hippogriffs,
threstrals
Fluffy, the three-headed-dog; some creatures in his
care
What's over there?
Norwegian Ridgeback
Don't
you forget that huge spider he called Aragog
Keeps to the
dark
All the fiery dragons, I wish I still had one
Monster
Book of Monsters; It bites, it growls, what fun!
Ah, look
at all the fiery dragons
Ah, look at all the cuddly creatures
His
pink umbrella
Hides all the pieces of his wand that was so
destroyed
When he was a boy
Who let him keep it?
The
greatest Headmaster of Hogwarts the students adore
Albus
Dumbledore
All the fiery dragons, one day I'll have me
one
All the cuddly creatures, I love them all, what fun!