(bt)Tara: Naruto-chan belongs to Mister Kishimoto, but this fanfic belongs to me!

Warning: If you haven't notice this is a shonen ai fanfiction, in other words yaoi or boys x boys a.k.a. gay. So if you have a homophobia I suggest you go to another fanfic.

Summary: Naruto loses most of his memory and only remembers the past where the villagers treated him horrible. What will Naruto's friends react and think about Naruto's past? SasuNaru and I might add side pairings.

(bt)Tara: Stupid crappy website won't let me put up chapter 2 it took me forever actually just 3 hours! I'm sorry if I don't update as soon as you want. I have a life you know so I get too busy sometimes. I have a test tomorrow : ( I am thinking of adding side pairings like KakaIruka. If you want me to add different pairings then tell me but if it's a pairing I don't like then sorry. I am not aiming for angst it's just that the story just fits in that category. Angst sometimes just gets too sappy. I prefer humor.

Notes: Sound effects are in bold, ' ' the character is thinking; Flashbacks are in italic; () author's notes, comments, etc.

"Naruto has lost all of his memories except to when he was six years old." The blonde replied.

Sasuke was speechless. He didn't really know what to say. They both stand there in the hall way in silence. It was so quiet that foot steps were heard a mile away, until Sasuke finally spoke back.

"He doesn't remember me either?"

"I don't know about that but he doesn't seem remember me."

"Can I go see him?"

"Yeah that will probably be a good idea. If he remembers you then maybe we might be able to bring back some of his memories."

Tsunade and Sasuke open the door and enter the room where Naruto was in. When Naruto saw the older boy he quickly looks away in a different direction. Tsunade spoke.

"Naruto do you remember this boy?"

". . . Yes."

When Sasuke heard that he was relieved but then he forgot about this afternoon's encounter.

"He was the mean boy who called me names." the blond replied. The woman turned her head towards the raven-haired boy and then gave him a weird stare.

"You called him names?"

"Uh . . ." sweat drop. Sasuke felt nervous like he was in court and was convicted of murder. Then the door swung open. There was an exhausted Iruka who was sweating like hell from running all around town.

"IS NARUTO O.K.!" the man screeched.

"Naruto is fine. He just doesn't remember some of his memories." The blonde said.

"WHAT!"

"Calm down Iruka! He still remembers a few memories when he was six so stop SCREAMING ALREADY!"

"Sorry I'm just worried about Naruto." The brunette said.

"There's really no need to panic Iruka."

"What does he remember Tsunade?"

". . . I'll talk about that to you later, Iruka. Now we need to see if he recognizes anyone."

Iruka slowly walks up to Naruto. The boy notices the man's presence and looks at Iruka with bright blue eyes that shine pure with innocence.

"Hey Naruto do you remember me?"

"I'm sorry. I don't know you."

"Don't you remember? It's me, Iruka."

". . . no"

"I use to always buy you ramen."

"Ramen . . . What's that?"

"You don't remember ramen! It was your favorite food!"

"I don't remember."

"What about your headband? Remember I was the one who gave you your headband."

"I don't remember ever receiving any headbands."

"O.K. remember-"

"Iruka you can stop that right now we get the point. He doesn't remember you either." Tsunade said in annoyance.

"But he has to remember something about me." Brunette whined.

Sasuke was being ignored but he didn't care. What he really cared was if Naruto will ever regain his memories. 'He thinks I'm a mean guy. . .' was all he could think of 'maybe I should try be that less of a mean guy.'

"Iruka, Sasuke I need you two to find all of the people that Naruto used to know and bring them here to see if Naruto remembers any of them." The woman said.

"Everyone?" the older boy asked.

"Yes, everyone. Now go!" the blonde ordered.

"Alright!" both men replied. And they exited the room.

Sasuke gathered all the boys that Naruto meet even Gara. He didn't want to go get the girls so he had Lee do that. Iruka gathered the adults. They later gather up in a line and take turns asking Naruto if he remembers any of them.

'Naruto doesn't remember any of his memories? I hope he remembers me. It took me years to gain enough courage to approach him.'(Can you guess who these people are?)

The person walked up towards Naruto and was fiddling with her fingers. She had white eyes and short hair. She was quiet for a while before she spoke.

"N-Naruto do you remember me?"

"Nope"

"O.K. next!" said Tsunade. She was currently keeping track of who Naruto knew and did not know and mark it on the list she had.

"Naruto! You better remember me!" the next person shouted.

"Arf!" said dog on the person's head.

"Umm. . . sorry so no but can I pet the dog on your head?" the blond asked.

"Fine but he bites."

Naruto reached out his hand to pet Akamaru. The dog didn't bite and he let Naruto pet his head. The shorter boy smiled.

"Next!"

'Naruto can't forget me. Who can forget someone like me?'

"I don't know her."

"What!" shouted the younger blonde.

"Next!"

"Do you remember me? Naruto, It's Sakura your teammate."

"No, I'm sorry miss."

"Next!"

"Psss Naruto if you lied that you do remember me. I'll let you read Icha Icha Paradise."

"Who are you?"

"Next!"

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."

Naruto just stared at the person. Until he finally had the guts to ask the person.

"Is that a tattoo on your head?"

"Yes"

"It looks cool."

"Thanks."

"Ummm . . . I think he doesn't remember. Next!"

"Naruto do you recognize me? Fate brought you and me to fight in the chuunin exams remember?"

"Uh. No."

"Next!"

'This is more troublesome than usual'

"He doesn't remember me."

"But you didn't even ask him!"

"It' obvious."

"You should at least ask. Naruto do you remember him?"

"Like what he said I don't remember."

"Alright, next!"

"Munch, Munch, Naruto do you recognize me?"

"Hey don't talk with your mouth full and no."

"Next!"

"Naruto, do you remember me?" the person winked and smiled big enough that you can see a spark on his teeth.

'Man, some of these people are weird!' the blond boy thought ". . .urr-no"

"Next!"

"Hey, Naruto do you still remember how to do Sexy no jutsu?"

"No, what is that?"

"What! Then how will I get my inspiration?"

"Jiraiya, stop talking about nonsense."

"Okay, Okay, Do you remember me Naruto?"

"No."

In the end. Naruto didn't remember anyone at all. (This is the order the people went Hinata, Kiba, Ino, Sakura that's a given, Kakashi, Gara, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee and Jiraiya.)

(bt)Tara: Ok! Now that you've finished reading it or was just lazy and skipped a few lines. I've been thinking of a reason for Naruto's loss of memory. I was thinking of having someone hurt his feelings . . . and some where after that he loses his memory, or do you think I should just leave that out. If not then who do you think I should have hurt Naruto's feelings and have him/her punished after hurting Naruto? What reason do you think I should use for Naruto's loss of memory? Note: the numbers in bold after the suggested subject mean the number of points it's favored.

1) A flying object hits his head (What kind of object do you prefer pineapple, shoe, a ninja's weapon, coconut, rock, a bucket, a bucket filled with water, underwear just kidding on that one, a porno book preferably Kakashi's(1), a crashing alien spaceship, or other?)

2) Naruto cries himself to sleep in his bed and just magically forgets.

3). . . I always thought Amnesia was like a disease except it makes people forget because it sounded like a type of disease.; One of my reviewers Katzztar told me that Amnesia is just forgetfulness. I never knew, besides I'm just a high school student not a doctor of some sort. So basically all these suggestions are Amnesia because they cause forgetfulness.

4) A car crash? No wait there aren't any cars in Naruto! O.K. umm. . . Naruto slips on a banana peel and hits his head real hard on the floor.

5) If you think all my ideas suck then review and give me a better idea!

Please tell me what you think and help me choose the purpose for Naruto's memory loss.

Here are the other ideas from my reviewers.

BlueStar123: gets hit by a ramen bowl(1) or the stress on his brain from the hatred from the villager that it shocked his memory lobe in his brain cause him to forget(2).

Kmina03: Training accident(1).

Lilbunnyfufu: Blunt trama to the head knocks him out. While in his sub-consciences falls deeper into depression and seals up all his memories to escape the pain of existence(1).

Amy: a jutsu that makes Naruto forget(1).

Someone: memory loss is due to horrible nightmares he has been having about his past that he forgets his present(1).

Keira: kyuubi trying to escape and weakens naruto mentally by only letting him remember all the bad times(1).

I might end up putting the reason for Naruto's memory loss somewhere near the end, just to let you people know.

This is thanks to all that reviewed: BlueStar123, Kali Swifteye, sansty-san, Ly Mizukoage, Spirit of the Moon, Kmina03, Katzztar, Lilbunnyfufu, Amy, Someone, Keira and xxSNOWxxDROPxx.

Thank you all!