DUDE! It's been forever since I updated last! But no one likes this, so that's okay… (insane smile)

I know that British people don't really talk like Bakura does… I just figured him being so perky and scary would annoy Kaiba to no end…

Well, actually, I do know some British people who talk like that… oO… but even they don't call people dodgy dustbins.

So thank you, Yu-Gi-Oh Nutter, Sarah and Madja for reviewing!

And now, on to our tale…

Great. This was just great. Here was Seto Kaiba, number one duellist, number one businessmen, and… well, number one everything in his own mind… following around-

"Kaiba-kuuuuuuun! Hurry up!" he heard the voice of Yugi call from ahead.

Kaiba sighed and continued to walk, trying to tell himself that it would all be over soon.

The three amigos stopped in front of a rather odd looking little shop. And low and behold… there was a sign… that said… FREE FOOD!

"Ooohh…!" squealed Bakura, "This quite exciting!"

Yugi nodded emphatically, giggling like a... um… GIGGLE MACHINE!

Contrary to the two others, however, Kaiba did not seem impressed. "So what?" he scoffed, "It's just a stupid sign. And it's probably just a sham. No store would be foolish enough to give away free food…"

Or.… WOULD THEY BE?

…

No he's right. They wouldn't be. I just like to add some suspense.

… or… DO I?

Okay. I'll stop now.

The short little duellist blinked in confusion. "Yeah-huh, Kaiba-kun! Sure they would! Because they're NICE!" he beamed.

Kaiba rolled his eyes and sighed. "Whatever you say…"

Suddenly, his oh-so brilliant mind thought of a way to get out of this. He pulled out a marker from his pocket, crept up to the door while Bakura and Yugi were admiring the FREE FOOD sign, and began to write…

"This is gonna be so cool! I can't wait to see what's inside…" Yugi shrieked. However, Kaiba soon interrupted his happiness.

He smirked a most evil smirk and said, "Oh no, you guys, it looks like we can't go in…"

The other two were completely traumatized. "Bu… bu… bu… why..?" Ryou whimpered.

"Look," Kaiba began as he pointed to the door where he wrote, "It's closed. I guess we can't go in."

Yugi squinted at the writing, "But Kaiba-kun, it doesn't say closed! It says… clouds!"

Okay… so maybe Seto wasn't a very good speller… or maybe Yugi is just not a good reader. But it didn't really matter in Kaiba's mind, because at least now they wouldn't have to go in.

For a few, blissful moments, everything was silent. That is, until Yugi and Ryou began to scream, "OOH! FLUFFY PUFFY CLOUDS! TEE HEE HEE HEE!"

Ryou began to tug at Kaiba's sleeve, "Oh! Oh, my, Kaiba-kun! I do love clouds! They're ever so squishy and soft!"

Twirling, Yugi added to that statement, "Mm hmm! I hope they're pink!"

"OH! I love pink!" Bakura cried. The two began to play ring around the rosy while chanting, "Pinky clouds! Pinky clouds!"

Nice, work, Seto… he scolded himself, now you've just made EVERYTHING worse. Where do they get all that energy?

Then, he got another idea. One that he hoped would go better then his last one. "WAIT!" he screamed, shocking the boys out of their dance, "I know something that's even more fluffy than clouds!"

They were unbelievably happy. "Tell us, tell us!" they sang.

"Um… uh… ICE CREAM…?" The CEO blurted out, a little unsure of what their response would be.

… silence occurred once more. And was, again, broken by streams of vocal glee.

That's a relief, he calmed himself down. Now, all that was left to do was take them to the ice cream parlour and slip some morphine into their dessert. Then, he would take the picture, and everything would be normal again.

Well, at least as normal as Kaiba's life can get.

So, off they went. It was a little embarrassing to walk down the street with the two hyper active boys, especially since were holding hands and singing, "OH, A SPOON FULL OF SUGAR MAKES THE MEDICINE GO DOWN! THE MEDICINE GO DOWN… THE MEDICINE GO DOWN…"

But the horror of walking, soon came to and end. For the three soon came upon the ice cream store. They entered and went up to the counter. "I'll have a single scoop…" Seto looked down at the selection glumly.

"Come on, come on," came the hoarse voice of the woman from behind the counter, "I ain't got all day. Hurry up and pick somethin', sunshine, while we're young!"

"…strawberry." He finished, making a mental note to have her fired when this ordeal was over with. "What do you want?" he glanced over at his 'friends', who had their faces pressed up against the glass.

"Ah… um…" Yugi stammered, "I don't know… Oh! I know!" He sprung up and smiled at the waitress, "We'd like a large caramel sundae, please!"

Ryou nodded rapidly in agreement, and added, "Ooh! And, with chocolate sprinkles!"

They clasped their hands and began to giggle, while Kaiba paid the creeped out woman and grabbed their ice cream.

Seto begrudgingly led them over to their table. They sat down, and he began to plan what he would do with them after he drugged them and got the card. Maybe he would leave them on the railroad tracks… or maybe he could-

"Ooh hoo! This is super-nummy, Kaiba-kun!" Yugi beamed as he spooned some of the nauseatingly large sundae into Ryou's mouth. Kaiba found it truly sickening to be seen with these two. He couldn't take another minute of it…

Suddenly, the boys broke out into high-strung laughter as Ryou's spoon missed Yugi's mouth.

The rest of the customers openly stared at their booth, some mumbling things about 'freaks' and leavings

That was it! Seto Kaiba's reputation was as good as dead if it had to stay here for another moment! He pulled out a vile from his pocket, positioned it over their ice cream, and…

Yugi jumped up out of his seat and screamed, "LOOK!" He frantically waved and pointed out the window.

Squinting, Kaiba looked out to see what was so important. And there it was, just outside of a large department store.

A sign that read… FREE FOOD!

GASP! Another one? Where are these things coming from? Will Kaiba get his card back before they go and investigate? WHO KNOWS? Wait and see! WEE!

AND REVIEW AS YOU WAIT!