Title: The tale of Malfoy the prat in rap-limerick form

By: RogueCajun & Bootstraps

(The Crazy minds that brought you the Quidditch song, the tale of Scabbers the rat in rap-limerick form and that will bring you the tale of the Marauders and what happens when you try to get revenge on your arch nemesis, did I mention that it too has some Aerosmith in it?)

Chapter: One/Two

Chapter Title: Malfoy the prat (Bootstraps style)

Genre: Humor

Summary: From the Crazy minds that brought you the Quidditch song, the rap-limerick about Scabbers and Dude looks like a lady comes a poem-esque doodad about Malfoy the prat. Even if you do not like Malfoy the prat, you will like this poem-y thing. It comes complete with random rhyming words, incoherent sentences, and Aerosmith. What more could you ask for?

This is not, I repeat not to be taken seriously, we wrote this one day when we were bored.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I owned Harry Potter then Sirius would not have died and the books would be about him, not Harry. But alas, I do not own Harry Potter.

Rating: Pg-13-ish

Random Quote: "Why is this wet?"-Bootstraps' dad.

Note: Some of the words don't rhyme, just deal with it.

Also, Some of the lines contained in Bootstraps' version will also be in mine, the ones that are in both were written by me.
(RogueCajun, the mental one)

There once was a prat named Malfoy
who was a blond-haired, blue-eyed Slytherin boy

His hair was sandy
His attitude was bad
and he was extremely foxxy

And of all of the people he loathed
Harry was the most
His sidekicks, Ron and Hermione
The owl, the cat, and the rat
If reason # 10 isn't
"He kissed her"
It's all out the window

So our blond boy wasn't too nice
And I'm not too fond of fried rice
I'm deathly afraid of mice
And . . .
This isn't really about Malfoy, is it?

So RogueCajun thought my rapping was nice
But Draco thinks I'm so cool
I can't complain
About the position I'm in
Draco! Get your hand outta there!

Sure, her rapping is nice
But my rhyme scheme is better
Draco is a hottie
Rich, and muy suave
All the girls want him
and all the guys want to be him
With the flunkies
Slash is an ex-junkie
Or is he still a junkie?
Oh, well

So Malfoy's so hott
But he's so, so bad
and our good friend Brad
is totally rad

With that being said
RogueCajun's totally after my head
on a silver platter
Because my time is done
My rap is finished
'Cause Bootstraps can flow like no other

Oops!
Just kiddin'
Back for another round
With Draco
Super fine snake
Snake in his--

Pants pocket is a wand
There's really not much you can say
About the boy's wand
But he knows how to use it
And use it he does

For spells, for charms, for potions
For driving Gryffindors up the wall
I really need a good hand lotion
But that's just 'cause I'm really OCD

There's not much more we can say
bout our dear Draco
So for now, I'm really through
Until the next rhyme, adieu
For my poetry is done
My rapping is fin
And, yeah, I'm just done