Title: The tale of Malfoy the prat in rap-limerick form
By: RogueCajun & Bootstraps
(The Crazy minds that brought you the Quidditch song, the tale of Scabbers the rat in rap-limerick form and that will bring you the tale of the Marauders and what happens when you try to get revenge on your arch nemesis, did I mention that it too has some Aerosmith in it?)
Chapter: Two/Two
Chapter Title: Malfoy the prat (The RogueCajun way)
Genre: Humor
Summary: From the Crazy minds that brought you the Quidditch song, the rap-limerick about Scabbers and Dude looks like a lady comes a poem-esque doodad about Malfoy the prat. Even if you do not like Malfoy the prat, you will like this poem-y thing. It comes complete with random rhyming words, incoherent sentences, and Aerosmith. What more could you ask for?
This is not, I repeat not to be taken seriously, we wrote this one day when we were bored.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, if I owned Harry Potter then Sirius would not have died and the books would be about him, not Harry. But alas, I do not own Harry Potter.
Rating: Pg-13-ish
Random Quote: "Laugh it up fuzzball." –Han Solo.
Note: Some of this must be read like Gerardo and other parts are meant to be sung to the tune of Beck's 'Loser'.
There once was a prat named Malfoy
Who was a longhaired blue-eyed Slytherin boy
His hair was sandy
And his attitude bad
But he was extremely foxxy.
Harry Potter freed his house elf with socks-y.
Sure, Bootstraps' rapping is nice
But my rhyme scheme is better.
Cuzz Draco is a hottie
Rico and muy suave
All the girls want him
And all the guys want to be him
With his strong but silent flunkies
Slash is an ex-junkie
Or is he still a junkie?
Oh well, in the words of Beck
'In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey…'
Now, Draco had a dad
Who was very bad
And went by the name of Lucius
Hey nani nani, hey nani nani, hey nani nani and a ho, ho, ho
Because nothing rhymes with Lucius
His arch nemesis is Harry
Crabbe and Goyle are somewhat scary
Harassing Potter and his friends
Is what Draco always tends
To do when he gets bored
He thinks that Potter's little fan club
Is a great big bore
Cause one's name is Weasley and the other's got a flag
Spouting off crap about Slytherin being bad
So, he let the cat out of the bag about Black betraying Potter's parents.
Doodly, doodly doo, nothing rhymes with parents,
Um, I know! My next HP story will be the adventures of Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret!
Harry es un perdedor
He's a loser Gryffindor
Cause Slytherin is cooler.
Even though he may be
An uber-hott fox
He still is nowhere near as cool
As Richard a.k.a. Rox
Cuzz he got his butt kicked
By someone he picked to be the nerdiest Gryffindor
Of them all
But the little prat had it comin'
My bro Chris used to sit behind me drummin'
Amazing bouncing ferrets rock!
He's be really hott if he had ears like Spock
Beam me up Draco.
That's all the time
I have for this rhyme
And though I hate to go
My friend Kerri has a cousin named Bo
You will always know
That Bootstraps and I
Will return from on high
To bring you another
Rap-limerick