Whoa, I'm on a roll. Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ, but I everything else in this story that's not part o' DBZ.

But I thought that was Dad's job!

Chapter Two- Midnight Meeting

Goten's eyes shot open. He got out of bed and took a quick look around. 'Coast is clear' he thought. He hopped out of bed and slowly opened The door and crept sown the stairs. He stopped by the kitchen to see his father take a tremendous amount of the refrigerator. Goku turned around slowly, a turkey leg falling out of his grip. Goten tensed a little and began to move away when he saw his dad...sleeping?

'No, No, No! That doesn't make any sense!' Goten thought

He took a closer look at his father and then it hit him!

'Dads sleep walking!' he thought 'So that's why he takes an extra 15 minutes in the bathroom every morning...' a little smirk crept onto his face.

'I'll have to tell Trunks about this a little later on' and with that, he began heading towards the door when another thought came to him. He went over to the kitchen and took his mothers FRYING PAN OF DOOM, just incase...

------Upstairs, Goku and Chi Chi's bedroom------

ChiChi nearly flew out of her bed.

"Frying pan senses, tingling!"

------Downstairs, Kitchen------

Goten heard noises coming from the upstairs bedroom. Beads of sweat began to make their way down his face.

'Crappers! How the hell does mom know about these things?' Goten's head spun around every which way looking for...

'Ah ha! The window!' and off he went to save his ass from beating from his mother.

Goten opened up the window, jumped through the exit, closed the window, and shot off to the appointed meeting place. Right now, it didn't matter if he was meeting a stranger or being eaten by Buu, anything was better than sticking around in the Son home when a certain "Onna from Hell," as Vegeta would put it, got pissed.

------Capsule Corp., Trunks' bedroom------

Trunks popped his head out from under the covers. He had different problems, like the fact that Vegeta had internal ki sensors that ran 24/7. The boy slowly crept down the stairs and after a few minutes of walking through CC's many winding halls, he reached the living room. The lavender haired demi-saiya-jin found a sight beyond sights.

In the living room, Mr. Briefs was in front to the TV to the song "I'm to sexy." Had Trunks not been so stunned, he'd be rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Even more strange, Mr. Briefs' little black cat was there on the floor next him, mimicking his every move. Unbeknownst to the people of CC, the two would come here and dance every night, after all, it was the only exercise either of them ever got.

'Wait'll Goten gets an earful of this' Trunks inwardly laughed. He then proceeded to sneak past the living room and into the kitchen. There, he opened a window, climbed out, closed the window, and ran for another 5 miles before he thought it was safe to use ki again, then he flew the rest of the way.

------Mount Paozu, Northern Forest, Hideout------

Goten stood in the cave with the Genesis and another man. He'd asked who he was, but Genesis had suggested that they don't speak until Trunks arrives. Goten agreed and continued to watch the man in the corner. Something about him made Goten curious to figure out who he was.

Goten turned his attention to something else, Trunks was here. The Lilac haired boy landed outside the cave and ran.

"What did I miss?" he asked.

"Nothing. We were waiting for you. What took you so long?" Goten looked at his friend, waiting for an answer.

"Does the word, Vegeta mean anything to you?"

"Oh..." 'Should have known...' thought Goten,

The man that was once in the corner stood up and walked out of the shadows to reveal himself "Alright, now that Mop Tops here, we can start." A small 'Hey!' could be heard from Trunks. "Now, as Gen has already told you, we need some new fighters around here."

"Why?" Goten asked.

"Because kid, sooner or later, your dad and brother are going to slip, and we need to be ready for when that happens." The man answered.

"So where going to be the new Z-senshi?" Trunks asked.

"In a sense," Genesis began "but of course, were not guaranteeing anything and it's alright if you want to lea-" but the man cut her off.

"Genesis, don't try to discourage them, these are the ones. Don't let their appearances fool you. They may be weak now, but in time, they may possibly grow to be stronger than us."

"Really?" Trunks asked.

The man turned to him and smiled "Really."

"But sir, I'm not that strong and no matter what I do, I've never been able to beat Trunks or anyone else for that matter!" Goten said in disbelief.

The man just lightly laughed at the boys naivety and innocence "Kid, you've always had the potential to be tougher than the toughest, all you ever needed to do was believe in yourself."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a sec! Who are you anyway?" Trunks put his hands in the air as if to say stop.

"My name is Felix. Felix Slade Telzir. I am a former Demon Hunter and the current Lord of Purgatory"

"What's Purgatory?" Goten put on a confused face.

Trunks answered the question "It's a place between Heaven and Hell, where people go if their not qualified for Heaven, but aren't quite what should be thrown in Hell"

"The kid knows his material" Genesis comment, smirk on her face.

"The did you say Demon Hunter?" Trunks asked.

"Yeah, I hunt and kill demons. But I had to quit that job to become L.O.P.(Lord of Purgatory)."

"So does that mean Demons are real?" Goten asked.

"Yeah. You know your first period English teacher?" the boys nodded "She's a Demon."

"I knew it! I knew I saw horns!" Goten raised his finger in triumph. Felix just chuckled at the boy's comment, he couldn't get enough of this kid. It was then that Trunks noticed the symbol on Felix's Jacket.

"Hey what's that?"

"Oh this? This shows that I'm the L.O.P. It also goes with my Wings" before the duo could ask, Felix unfolded a pair of Demon Wings and then a pair of Angel wings under the previous ones.

Whoa was all the kids could say, even Genesis found herself staring at the magnificent sight.

"Nifty, huh?" they all nodded. "Anyway, you boys should go home and get some rest. Come back here same time tomorrow and well chat more."

Trunks and Goten began to walk out of the cave when they both heard something scarier then hell.

"SON GOTEN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PRECIOUS?" The voice roared throughout Mount Paozu. It was then that Goten noticed the frying pan still being clutched tightly in his right hand.

"Aw, Fuck"

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