Hello again! I'm surprised by how quickly I update my story. Never thought
it could be this easy... Anyway, enough rambling. Let the story begin!
Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ, but I own everything else in this story that's not part o' DBZ.
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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Three- Substitute Teacher
------Satan City, Junior High. RM 124 1st period English------
Trunks and Goten were inwardly smiling at themselves. They'd thought playing a prank on their teacher would be a good way to start the year. They'd put a few cherry bombs under Ms. Necrona's chair. It may have seemed a little 'too much', but seeing as how she was supposed to be a demon, they'd expected her to take it OK. What they didn't expect, however, was The Lord of Purgatory himself walking through the door...... wearing a business suit?
"Hello class, my name is Felix Telzir. I will be your sub for today."
"What happened to Ms. Necrona?" a random girl yelled out from the back.
"She had an accident involving ki balls and a certain pair of gods." He smiled at the thought. Most of the class had confused faces on, but Trunks and Goten were quietly snickering away. Felix was about to take his seat when...
"No, wait!" but Trunks was too late. Felix had already sat down and the chair plus Felix's ass was blown apart. He was running around the room rubbing his butt when he noticed that the class was staring at him. Hundreds of laughs erupted from the class soon after, but Goten and Trunks simply sat there, praying to Dende that they wouldn't die today. Felix turned to glare at the two with a pair of eyes so evil, they would have made Vegeta wet his pants. Twice! "Porcupine boy, Gay hair, I suppose you two had something to do with this?" he said, murderous tone and all. But Goten was thinking ahead... (WOW, THAT'S A FIRST!)
"I'll give you my entire collection of Trigun Manga if you let us off the hook?"
"Done deal!" Felix happily went back to what was left of the desk, thinking of his new manga collection, oblivious to the fact that everyone could now see his 'Mojo Jojo' boxers through the nice, BIG hole in his pants.
"Your whole collection!?!?" Trunks whispered into his friend's ear.
"Relax, I got it photo copied..." Goten whispered back.
The class went on ok, Felix stopping every once in a while for the kids to laugh at his small jokes. Hours passed as the mischievous duo soon found themselves outside, getting ready for lunch when they saw their new 'sub' come by.
"Hey you two." He said
"Hello Felix"
"Say, would either of you two know why everyone's been saying 'nice ass' to me today?" the boys couldn't help but laugh.
"Did they also say, 'How's it goin', Mojo?' "
"Yeah, why?" once again, more laughter from the two. The expression on Felix's face could only be described as 'Clueless beyond Clueless... way beyond Clueless'.
"..........Anyway," Goten began "So why are you here, man?"
"And what's up with calling me 'Gay hair'?" Trunks added/
"Well, I'm here cause I thought you two might like some company and I called you 'Gay hair' because-" "Because you have gay hair" Goten finished.
"Right."
"WHAT!?!?"
"Calm down, dude! I only said that Coz I was pissed. Relax, I didn't mean anything!" The Lavender haired boy calmed himself, still slightly mad at Felix.
RING! RING! That was the end of lunch. Goten and Trunks' stomachs made a pair of earthquakes, Trunk's successfully knocking down the flagpole and Goten's scoring a 2 on the Richter scale.
"Whoops, guess we shouldn't have talked so much, eh?" Felix tried his best to sneak away, but to no avail.
"FELIX!" had the two not been so hungry, they would have charged up behind him, yet with no fuel, they were moving at a snail's pace.
------Mount Paozu, Son Home------
Son Goten and Trunks Briefs were both sent home due to extreme drowsiness, being responsible for 2 massive earthquakes and continuous fainting. Son Goten lie in bed as he moaned in pain.
"Oh, my poor baby!" ChiChi yelled out in horror "What sort of sick monster could do such a thing!?!?" As Goten drifted off between Dreamland and Painsville, one thought echoed in his mind...
'FELIX WILL DIEEEEEEEEEE!'
SHAKE! SHAKE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
Goten's stomach went off again, causing another massive tremor in Mount Paozu area.
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Goten's not being treated very nicely, huh? Oh, well. One's torture is another's entertainment! ^_^ Those who are beginning to admire Felix's handy work, say 'I'
Me: I!
Ok, so that's just me, but hey, Felix isn't too bad at this kinda stuff, huh?
Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ, but I own everything else in this story that's not part o' DBZ.
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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Three- Substitute Teacher
------Satan City, Junior High. RM 124 1st period English------
Trunks and Goten were inwardly smiling at themselves. They'd thought playing a prank on their teacher would be a good way to start the year. They'd put a few cherry bombs under Ms. Necrona's chair. It may have seemed a little 'too much', but seeing as how she was supposed to be a demon, they'd expected her to take it OK. What they didn't expect, however, was The Lord of Purgatory himself walking through the door...... wearing a business suit?
"Hello class, my name is Felix Telzir. I will be your sub for today."
"What happened to Ms. Necrona?" a random girl yelled out from the back.
"She had an accident involving ki balls and a certain pair of gods." He smiled at the thought. Most of the class had confused faces on, but Trunks and Goten were quietly snickering away. Felix was about to take his seat when...
"No, wait!" but Trunks was too late. Felix had already sat down and the chair plus Felix's ass was blown apart. He was running around the room rubbing his butt when he noticed that the class was staring at him. Hundreds of laughs erupted from the class soon after, but Goten and Trunks simply sat there, praying to Dende that they wouldn't die today. Felix turned to glare at the two with a pair of eyes so evil, they would have made Vegeta wet his pants. Twice! "Porcupine boy, Gay hair, I suppose you two had something to do with this?" he said, murderous tone and all. But Goten was thinking ahead... (WOW, THAT'S A FIRST!)
"I'll give you my entire collection of Trigun Manga if you let us off the hook?"
"Done deal!" Felix happily went back to what was left of the desk, thinking of his new manga collection, oblivious to the fact that everyone could now see his 'Mojo Jojo' boxers through the nice, BIG hole in his pants.
"Your whole collection!?!?" Trunks whispered into his friend's ear.
"Relax, I got it photo copied..." Goten whispered back.
The class went on ok, Felix stopping every once in a while for the kids to laugh at his small jokes. Hours passed as the mischievous duo soon found themselves outside, getting ready for lunch when they saw their new 'sub' come by.
"Hey you two." He said
"Hello Felix"
"Say, would either of you two know why everyone's been saying 'nice ass' to me today?" the boys couldn't help but laugh.
"Did they also say, 'How's it goin', Mojo?' "
"Yeah, why?" once again, more laughter from the two. The expression on Felix's face could only be described as 'Clueless beyond Clueless... way beyond Clueless'.
"..........Anyway," Goten began "So why are you here, man?"
"And what's up with calling me 'Gay hair'?" Trunks added/
"Well, I'm here cause I thought you two might like some company and I called you 'Gay hair' because-" "Because you have gay hair" Goten finished.
"Right."
"WHAT!?!?"
"Calm down, dude! I only said that Coz I was pissed. Relax, I didn't mean anything!" The Lavender haired boy calmed himself, still slightly mad at Felix.
RING! RING! That was the end of lunch. Goten and Trunks' stomachs made a pair of earthquakes, Trunk's successfully knocking down the flagpole and Goten's scoring a 2 on the Richter scale.
"Whoops, guess we shouldn't have talked so much, eh?" Felix tried his best to sneak away, but to no avail.
"FELIX!" had the two not been so hungry, they would have charged up behind him, yet with no fuel, they were moving at a snail's pace.
------Mount Paozu, Son Home------
Son Goten and Trunks Briefs were both sent home due to extreme drowsiness, being responsible for 2 massive earthquakes and continuous fainting. Son Goten lie in bed as he moaned in pain.
"Oh, my poor baby!" ChiChi yelled out in horror "What sort of sick monster could do such a thing!?!?" As Goten drifted off between Dreamland and Painsville, one thought echoed in his mind...
'FELIX WILL DIEEEEEEEEEE!'
SHAKE! SHAKE! RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
Goten's stomach went off again, causing another massive tremor in Mount Paozu area.
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Goten's not being treated very nicely, huh? Oh, well. One's torture is another's entertainment! ^_^ Those who are beginning to admire Felix's handy work, say 'I'
Me: I!
Ok, so that's just me, but hey, Felix isn't too bad at this kinda stuff, huh?