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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Five- The Negotiators
------Mount Paozu, Son Home, Gohan P.O.V.------
Mom paced from one side of the living room to the other. Goten had been out for 3 hours since dad felt hi Ki gone. It was 4:00 and everyone was worried sick. Videl had suggested coming as well, but I wouldn't want her to stick around for this and Pan needs to be taken care of too.
Dad looked out the window again, worry on his face. He bowed his head, then jerked it up in a sudden movement. First a look of happiness, then confusion, and then relief.
"Dad?" I said. "Is he here?"
"Is he Goku? Tell me!!!" mom looked so stressed out that gray hair would've been growing out of her head by now.
"Relax, Chi. Goten's fine and it looks like he brought and old friend of mine" Dad smiled.
"Eh?" was all me and mom could say.
The door slowly opened, and Goten's nervous head peaked in. He looked around once and bowed his head.
"Shit..."
"There already awake?" a voice from outside called out. It was male, slightly dark, yet calm and gentle.
"Yeah Felix, you can step in now." Goten moved aside and cleared the doorway. No one moved, too stunned from complete confusion... Well, Dad wasn't. In fact, he looked down right happy, doesn't he always?
A man stepped through the doorway, wearing black leather pants, black leather shoes, a black shirt and a black leather jacket with the strangest symbol on it. It was the symbol of a man with a pair of devil wings and a pair of angel wings. The man glanced around the room once with eyes so sharp that he wouldn't have any trouble playing "Find the needle in the hay stack". The man took another glance, this time towards my father and then he smiled.
"Goku! Long time no see. How come you don't visit anymore? And why haven't you returned my "The First Donuts"(1) CD yet?"
More confusion.
"Oh, you mean you wanted it back?" Everyone face faulted. The man slowly stood.
"Uh, well, that's how borrowing works. You take something and the you RETURN IT. Now can I have it back?"
"Nope, sorry. You'll have to ask Goten, it was his Christmas present"
More face faulting
"Goten?" Goten looked at him with a 'heck no!' face.
"You got my manga, now you want my CD?!?! INJUSTICE!(2)"
He sighed "Have it your way... ya big baby..."
"Ahem," a girl stepped through the door, she looked so beautiful, I couldn't help but stare.
"Gohan?" Goten turned to me
More staring
"Dude?" Trunks stepped through the doorway.
More staring
"Is he Okay?" said the gorgeous beauty.
"GOHAN! YOUR MARRIED!" yelled the still unnamed man.
That got my attention.
"Whoa! Sorry about that, I just couldn't... help... my...self..."
And again with the staring...God she's beautiful...
"GOHAN!"
------Felix P.O.V.------
Gohan kept staring at Genesis, whom by now, was starting to find my back a more comfortable place to stand. Maybe I should have listened to Spikes' advice and kept Gen outside.
"Er, well, anyway," Genesis began "The reason we came here is because... Gohan, would are you doing? Gohan, remember your married! Gohan? GOHAN!!!" The zombified Gohan slowly chased my freaked-out little friend, mummy style. The rest of the group sweat dropped.
"Er, yeah. Goku, can I speak with you in private for a moment?"
"Sure!" We both stepped into the dimly lit hall. "So what's up buddy?"
"Goku, I was wondering if I could sign Goten up for STCA"
"STCA...STCA... Ohhhh! STCA! That school place that's up around where you live? Sure, no problem!"
"Really?" I was rather surprised. Wouldn't you be if you saw a parent give away their child that quickly? But them again, this is Goku here.
"Well, you'll have to perswayed ChiChi too" he struggled with the word.
"...Goku?"
"Yes?"
"Don't use big words, you might hurt yourself."
"Ok..."
"So about ChiChi..."
"Maybe you could give her a gift."
"Well what does she want?"
"A good education for Goten and grandchildren"
"Damn... she drives a hard bargain...hmm" I scratched my head and scrunched up my face, trying to will my brain into thinking of something...
"So we need teachers and girls... I've Got it" I stuck my finger in the air in triumph. "I'll have Goten be taught by some of the best teachers in Otherworld and for the whole grandchildren thing, I'll let him go out every weekend to do whatever he wants and let him meet 'PEOPLE' "
"What kind of people?" Goku said, clueless as ever. I gave him a glare.
"Oh, you mean girls?" Another glare.
"WOW! How did you know?" sarcasm written all over my face. Don't get me wrong, Goku's a nice guy and all, but he's kind of... what's the word... stupid. Plain old stupid.
"Alright, c'mon. Lets go see if we can convince that devil woman of yours that you call a wife" I said grimly
"She's not that bad" I gave him a look
"Ok, so she's a hell spawn, but she's what made Gohan and Goten, you gotta give her that!"
"Ya I guess..."
------Goten P.O.V.------
The room was oddly quiet. My mother never took her eyes off me, nor did she blink. Creepy. Well at least good 'ol Trunks was at my side.
"Gohan, stay away from my skirt!"
Well, not anymore. He was off the couch and out the door in less than a second. His power to attract women is only surpassed by his power to be a pervert. Which I hope I will be able to rat out of him when I get him a wife. Trunks, married, I could just laugh at the though had I not been stunned by my mother's gaze. That's when Dad and Felix stepped out of the dim hallway. They looked ok, sane, calm, and relaxed. At least I don't have to deal with them.
Felix took a look outside. "Gohan, if I lose my partner because of you, I swear I'm gonna sue you down to your very last pennyyyyyyy!!!" That got my mother's attention.
"No, please don't do that! GOHAN, GET IN HERE OR I'll BRING OUT THE FRYING PAN!" and that got my brother's attention. Hell, that would have gotten anyone's attention.
"Yes Mother!" could be heard from outside. Gohan ran into the house at top speed and stood at attention right in front of mom. What we found strange was that he had a shirt in his right hand and someone's shoe in the other.
"Gen, you okay?"
"Besides the fact that I'm half naked and I've nearly killed Trunks from his nosebleed, no nothings wrong" Me and Felix sighed at the same time.
"I'll get Trunks..." I said
"And I'll see if I can get Gen into the house and get her a dress or something without having Gohan hump her." At this, Gohan blushed furiously. I swear, the guy became a nutcase ever since we burned his saiyaman outfit.
"Mrs. Son?"
"Yes?"
"Do me a favor and knock Gohan out."
"Ok"
"NOOOOOOO-"THUMP 'TANGO DOWN! TANGO DOWN!'(3), or so the saying goes.
------Much, much later------
Everyone minus Gohan were standing outside. It was 4:42 and the only getting any sleep around here was Gohan. Felix had setup a little podium for him to stand on, and so he stood on it.
"Ahem," he started "I believe you should all know why were here. As you know, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan" Genesis shuddered " are all the strongest fighters alive. But I'm sure you all know that one of these days, they are all going to trip and fall. So when they do fail to protect the world, were going to need some new heroes." He paused to let it all sink in. "Goten here will be one of those heroes" Goku jumped up and did a little 'hurray'. "So he will be required to come to STCA."
"What's STCA?" ChiChi asked. This time, Genesis spoke
"STCA is Sirren Telzir's Combat Academy. It's like a school for fighting."
"One more question. How long will he be gone and what do I get out of this?" ChiChi's stern expression struck fear into Felix, though he did not show it.
"He will be gone for Five Years and what you will get out of it is..." he walked up to her and whispered something in her ear.
"Oh Goody! Alright, he can go!"
"Great! Goku, Chichi, would you please sign here?" Felix took Goten's pile'o papers and handed them to the two parents. They did as told and Felix thanked them.
"Alright, that's it. Come on guys, we still got Trunks' house left." The group stood up and flew off.
------Satan City, Capsule Corp.------
Goten peaked his head through the kitchen window, and checked the room. All clear, he thought. He hopped in, careful not to break anything. Trunks followed suite followed by Genesis and Felix. Goten and Trunks stuck their head around the corner of the wall only to see Mr. Briefs and his black kitten still dancing in front of the TV. This time, the song was Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a bottle."
"Don't they ever stop?" Goten whispered.
"I don't think so..." Trunks replied.
"Whoa" was all Genesis and Felix could say as they watched the old man and his kitten pull off some wild and crazy dance moves that most street dancers couldn't even dream of doing "There good."
The group shook off the thought and snuck upstairs. They came to Bulma and Vegeta's bedroom where they heard grunts, groans and moans coming from behind the door. Trunks' horrified expression left him speechless.
"Eww, that's gross!" whispered Genesis
"Uh, lets leave a note, shall we?" suggested Goten
"Yah, lets do that" said Felix. The group trudged on to Trunks' room, took a sticky note from his drawer, wrote something on it, then stuck it onto his door.
"Well, now what?" said Trunks, still slightly disturbed.
Silence
"I guess we leave" said Goten
Silence
"Ya, I guess, what do you think Felix?" Genesis asked. She turned to Felix whom was moving his hands around in a strange way.
"Felix, what're you doing" asked Trunks.
"Shhhh! Shut up, I'm trying to give your dad nightmares!" he said, continuing the mystic ritual. He then moved his hands to his forehead in a sudden movement and a voice was heard in the background. It was Vegeta.
"NOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME BARNEY!"(3)
The group fell down and sweat dropped. Goten found the strength to stand up and not laugh. " Let's get moving, I doubt Vegeta will spare us if he finds out we did it." Everyone nodded and a Portal opened up in front of them.
"Who keeps doing that?" Trunks asked
"Me" Genesis had a big smile on and Trunks was almost caught in her when...
CHOP!
Goten delivered a quick chop to Trunks' neck. "No way I'm gonna let that happen again." He picked up and threw him through the portal. "Sorry buddy"
Genesis giggled "Awww, Goten. I didn't know you cared" Goten blushed as he found his shoes more interesting. And then he was pushed into the portal by Felix.
"Hey! I wasn't done embarrassing him yet!"
"No time!" Felix pushed her too before she could get a word out and then jumped in himself and the portal closed.
------Satan City, Capsule Corp., Bulma and Vegeta's bedroom------
Vegeta looked around and sighed "It was only a dream..." and that's when he noticed...
"ONNA!" Bulma nearly hit the ceiling
"Ugh, do you have to yell in bed too, and especially after the gift I gave you..."
"Onna, The brat's ki is gone!"
"WHAT!?!?!?"
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the name of the band that wrote the songs for Trigun WUFEI FOREVER! The first words that came outta my mouth when I saw that freak of nature.
Kristen- I've already read most of your fic. Its really good. I hope to see more of you're writing soon.
Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ, but I own everything else in this story that's not part o' DBZ.
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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Five- The Negotiators
------Mount Paozu, Son Home, Gohan P.O.V.------
Mom paced from one side of the living room to the other. Goten had been out for 3 hours since dad felt hi Ki gone. It was 4:00 and everyone was worried sick. Videl had suggested coming as well, but I wouldn't want her to stick around for this and Pan needs to be taken care of too.
Dad looked out the window again, worry on his face. He bowed his head, then jerked it up in a sudden movement. First a look of happiness, then confusion, and then relief.
"Dad?" I said. "Is he here?"
"Is he Goku? Tell me!!!" mom looked so stressed out that gray hair would've been growing out of her head by now.
"Relax, Chi. Goten's fine and it looks like he brought and old friend of mine" Dad smiled.
"Eh?" was all me and mom could say.
The door slowly opened, and Goten's nervous head peaked in. He looked around once and bowed his head.
"Shit..."
"There already awake?" a voice from outside called out. It was male, slightly dark, yet calm and gentle.
"Yeah Felix, you can step in now." Goten moved aside and cleared the doorway. No one moved, too stunned from complete confusion... Well, Dad wasn't. In fact, he looked down right happy, doesn't he always?
A man stepped through the doorway, wearing black leather pants, black leather shoes, a black shirt and a black leather jacket with the strangest symbol on it. It was the symbol of a man with a pair of devil wings and a pair of angel wings. The man glanced around the room once with eyes so sharp that he wouldn't have any trouble playing "Find the needle in the hay stack". The man took another glance, this time towards my father and then he smiled.
"Goku! Long time no see. How come you don't visit anymore? And why haven't you returned my "The First Donuts"(1) CD yet?"
More confusion.
"Oh, you mean you wanted it back?" Everyone face faulted. The man slowly stood.
"Uh, well, that's how borrowing works. You take something and the you RETURN IT. Now can I have it back?"
"Nope, sorry. You'll have to ask Goten, it was his Christmas present"
More face faulting
"Goten?" Goten looked at him with a 'heck no!' face.
"You got my manga, now you want my CD?!?! INJUSTICE!(2)"
He sighed "Have it your way... ya big baby..."
"Ahem," a girl stepped through the door, she looked so beautiful, I couldn't help but stare.
"Gohan?" Goten turned to me
More staring
"Dude?" Trunks stepped through the doorway.
More staring
"Is he Okay?" said the gorgeous beauty.
"GOHAN! YOUR MARRIED!" yelled the still unnamed man.
That got my attention.
"Whoa! Sorry about that, I just couldn't... help... my...self..."
And again with the staring...God she's beautiful...
"GOHAN!"
------Felix P.O.V.------
Gohan kept staring at Genesis, whom by now, was starting to find my back a more comfortable place to stand. Maybe I should have listened to Spikes' advice and kept Gen outside.
"Er, well, anyway," Genesis began "The reason we came here is because... Gohan, would are you doing? Gohan, remember your married! Gohan? GOHAN!!!" The zombified Gohan slowly chased my freaked-out little friend, mummy style. The rest of the group sweat dropped.
"Er, yeah. Goku, can I speak with you in private for a moment?"
"Sure!" We both stepped into the dimly lit hall. "So what's up buddy?"
"Goku, I was wondering if I could sign Goten up for STCA"
"STCA...STCA... Ohhhh! STCA! That school place that's up around where you live? Sure, no problem!"
"Really?" I was rather surprised. Wouldn't you be if you saw a parent give away their child that quickly? But them again, this is Goku here.
"Well, you'll have to perswayed ChiChi too" he struggled with the word.
"...Goku?"
"Yes?"
"Don't use big words, you might hurt yourself."
"Ok..."
"So about ChiChi..."
"Maybe you could give her a gift."
"Well what does she want?"
"A good education for Goten and grandchildren"
"Damn... she drives a hard bargain...hmm" I scratched my head and scrunched up my face, trying to will my brain into thinking of something...
"So we need teachers and girls... I've Got it" I stuck my finger in the air in triumph. "I'll have Goten be taught by some of the best teachers in Otherworld and for the whole grandchildren thing, I'll let him go out every weekend to do whatever he wants and let him meet 'PEOPLE' "
"What kind of people?" Goku said, clueless as ever. I gave him a glare.
"Oh, you mean girls?" Another glare.
"WOW! How did you know?" sarcasm written all over my face. Don't get me wrong, Goku's a nice guy and all, but he's kind of... what's the word... stupid. Plain old stupid.
"Alright, c'mon. Lets go see if we can convince that devil woman of yours that you call a wife" I said grimly
"She's not that bad" I gave him a look
"Ok, so she's a hell spawn, but she's what made Gohan and Goten, you gotta give her that!"
"Ya I guess..."
------Goten P.O.V.------
The room was oddly quiet. My mother never took her eyes off me, nor did she blink. Creepy. Well at least good 'ol Trunks was at my side.
"Gohan, stay away from my skirt!"
Well, not anymore. He was off the couch and out the door in less than a second. His power to attract women is only surpassed by his power to be a pervert. Which I hope I will be able to rat out of him when I get him a wife. Trunks, married, I could just laugh at the though had I not been stunned by my mother's gaze. That's when Dad and Felix stepped out of the dim hallway. They looked ok, sane, calm, and relaxed. At least I don't have to deal with them.
Felix took a look outside. "Gohan, if I lose my partner because of you, I swear I'm gonna sue you down to your very last pennyyyyyyy!!!" That got my mother's attention.
"No, please don't do that! GOHAN, GET IN HERE OR I'll BRING OUT THE FRYING PAN!" and that got my brother's attention. Hell, that would have gotten anyone's attention.
"Yes Mother!" could be heard from outside. Gohan ran into the house at top speed and stood at attention right in front of mom. What we found strange was that he had a shirt in his right hand and someone's shoe in the other.
"Gen, you okay?"
"Besides the fact that I'm half naked and I've nearly killed Trunks from his nosebleed, no nothings wrong" Me and Felix sighed at the same time.
"I'll get Trunks..." I said
"And I'll see if I can get Gen into the house and get her a dress or something without having Gohan hump her." At this, Gohan blushed furiously. I swear, the guy became a nutcase ever since we burned his saiyaman outfit.
"Mrs. Son?"
"Yes?"
"Do me a favor and knock Gohan out."
"Ok"
"NOOOOOOO-"THUMP 'TANGO DOWN! TANGO DOWN!'(3), or so the saying goes.
------Much, much later------
Everyone minus Gohan were standing outside. It was 4:42 and the only getting any sleep around here was Gohan. Felix had setup a little podium for him to stand on, and so he stood on it.
"Ahem," he started "I believe you should all know why were here. As you know, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan" Genesis shuddered " are all the strongest fighters alive. But I'm sure you all know that one of these days, they are all going to trip and fall. So when they do fail to protect the world, were going to need some new heroes." He paused to let it all sink in. "Goten here will be one of those heroes" Goku jumped up and did a little 'hurray'. "So he will be required to come to STCA."
"What's STCA?" ChiChi asked. This time, Genesis spoke
"STCA is Sirren Telzir's Combat Academy. It's like a school for fighting."
"One more question. How long will he be gone and what do I get out of this?" ChiChi's stern expression struck fear into Felix, though he did not show it.
"He will be gone for Five Years and what you will get out of it is..." he walked up to her and whispered something in her ear.
"Oh Goody! Alright, he can go!"
"Great! Goku, Chichi, would you please sign here?" Felix took Goten's pile'o papers and handed them to the two parents. They did as told and Felix thanked them.
"Alright, that's it. Come on guys, we still got Trunks' house left." The group stood up and flew off.
------Satan City, Capsule Corp.------
Goten peaked his head through the kitchen window, and checked the room. All clear, he thought. He hopped in, careful not to break anything. Trunks followed suite followed by Genesis and Felix. Goten and Trunks stuck their head around the corner of the wall only to see Mr. Briefs and his black kitten still dancing in front of the TV. This time, the song was Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a bottle."
"Don't they ever stop?" Goten whispered.
"I don't think so..." Trunks replied.
"Whoa" was all Genesis and Felix could say as they watched the old man and his kitten pull off some wild and crazy dance moves that most street dancers couldn't even dream of doing "There good."
The group shook off the thought and snuck upstairs. They came to Bulma and Vegeta's bedroom where they heard grunts, groans and moans coming from behind the door. Trunks' horrified expression left him speechless.
"Eww, that's gross!" whispered Genesis
"Uh, lets leave a note, shall we?" suggested Goten
"Yah, lets do that" said Felix. The group trudged on to Trunks' room, took a sticky note from his drawer, wrote something on it, then stuck it onto his door.
"Well, now what?" said Trunks, still slightly disturbed.
Silence
"I guess we leave" said Goten
Silence
"Ya, I guess, what do you think Felix?" Genesis asked. She turned to Felix whom was moving his hands around in a strange way.
"Felix, what're you doing" asked Trunks.
"Shhhh! Shut up, I'm trying to give your dad nightmares!" he said, continuing the mystic ritual. He then moved his hands to his forehead in a sudden movement and a voice was heard in the background. It was Vegeta.
"NOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME BARNEY!"(3)
The group fell down and sweat dropped. Goten found the strength to stand up and not laugh. " Let's get moving, I doubt Vegeta will spare us if he finds out we did it." Everyone nodded and a Portal opened up in front of them.
"Who keeps doing that?" Trunks asked
"Me" Genesis had a big smile on and Trunks was almost caught in her when...
CHOP!
Goten delivered a quick chop to Trunks' neck. "No way I'm gonna let that happen again." He picked up and threw him through the portal. "Sorry buddy"
Genesis giggled "Awww, Goten. I didn't know you cared" Goten blushed as he found his shoes more interesting. And then he was pushed into the portal by Felix.
"Hey! I wasn't done embarrassing him yet!"
"No time!" Felix pushed her too before she could get a word out and then jumped in himself and the portal closed.
------Satan City, Capsule Corp., Bulma and Vegeta's bedroom------
Vegeta looked around and sighed "It was only a dream..." and that's when he noticed...
"ONNA!" Bulma nearly hit the ceiling
"Ugh, do you have to yell in bed too, and especially after the gift I gave you..."
"Onna, The brat's ki is gone!"
"WHAT!?!?!?"
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the name of the band that wrote the songs for Trigun WUFEI FOREVER! The first words that came outta my mouth when I saw that freak of nature.
Kristen- I've already read most of your fic. Its really good. I hope to see more of you're writing soon.