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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Five- The First of many School Days.
Son Goten walked down the halls of S.T.C.A. with a nervous look on his face. For the first time in his life, he'd come to school early, imagine that! The people around were giving him stares, glares, glances, shrugs, and some even went as far as to blow kisses at him...'Why would they do that?' he thought. 'Might as well forget it, besides, it's Trunk's job to be the lady's man.' He turned a corner and saw a couple of Sharks walking down the hall. Ok, so they weren't Sharks, they just had Shark heads. Goten checked their ki's. Nothing he couldn't handle...
The nervous boy decided to think about something else, all of this worrying was aching his head. He looked around the halls; the S.T.C.A. was much more different than the average Academy. The Halls were much bigger, about 14' wide and Dende knows how long...
'Actually, I don't Goten.... but I promise I'll tell you as soon as I find out!' said a voice in his head.
'Thanks Dende' Goten laughed inwardly. Even way out here in Purgatory, Dende could still hear him. 'Hmm... where is Purgatory anyway?' he thought. Just then, he bumped into something and he heard something heavy fall. The metal ring it made echoed throughout the halls of S.T.C.A., and for some reason, everyone gasped around him.
"Sorry about that..." Goten looked up, only to find himself staring back at Felix picking up what looked like a huge 7ft long great sword, with a golden hilt and a dark blue gem embedded at the butt of the hilt. The God looked back at Goten with a half smile, half smirk.
"I'm surprised, Spikes. You're actually early. That's a surprise, coming from the son of Goku."
"Hey, I'm also the son of ChiChi!" Goten barked back.
"Oh Ya..." they both shuddered. "Well, at least you only got her good genes, whatever those were..."
"So Felix, what are you doing here? And what the hell is that thing?"
"Well, I come to the Academy every so often to check things out and see if I can help," he paused "But today, I'm here to help teach you and Trunks. I'll be helping you through each of your classes. I'm only gonna be here for the first week, though. After that, you're on your own."
"And the really big sword thingy?"
"I'll tell you later." Goten glanced around the hall and Felix looked at him "Something wrong?"
"People are starring at us, its creepy." he said, still looking over his shoulder with a nervous look.
Felix laughed a little. "Relax kid, they've just never seen someone like you bump into the "Almighty Lord of Purgatory", and live to tell about it. Goten looked at him, confused. "Your almighty? You certainly don't look it, no offence.""
"Oh? Well, what do I look like?" he said playfully. Goten smiled.
"Rock Star/Gangster/Goth/Vampire Hunter/American Idol"
"Goth?"
"You wear allot of black leather"
Felix put on his best puppy dog face, which was only 1/3 as effective as Goten's "But it looks cool!"
"Sure it does..."
"Don't make me call your mom"
"Shutting up now!" the duo trudged on down the halls, still receiving stares where ever they went. Then voices began to chatter. Girls giggled at them and made faces at them. Goten's face was once again confused while Felix only sighed. Then they past by the darker parts of the halls, where most of Bullies hung out. Goten could see people everywhere, punks and outcasts of all sorts on every wall and corner. Gothic people could be seen performing strange rituals, and symbols of Hell were carved across the walls.
"Why are these guys in Purgatory?" Goten said curiously
"They never actually did anything that bad while they were alive. Of course, never really did anything good either.
As the two neared the area, the people around them noticed and quickly made way. Fear could be seen in the eyes of ala whom they walked by. Bullies, goths, punks, loners and the occasional thug. They all seemed to fear Felix, at least, to Goten's eye. But 3 of the so called "bad boys" weren't paying attention. They were to busy trying to bully what looked like two 11 year olds into giving them some cash. The first one was a little boy. He had some muscle, but was puny compared to the 16 year olds that were stalking over him like he was their prey. He had long, straight, red hair and a matching pair of terrified little red eyes. His apparel was that of a simple red and green training gi and dark blue boots with a couple of yellow arm bands. The girl next to him had long lavender hair in a pony tail. Her eyes were blue and for a moment, Goten was reminded of Trunks. The cloths she had on. were a dark blue training gi with a purple head and arm bands with a pair of pink boots(WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET PINK BOOTS FROM!?!?).
Goten looked to Felix with a troubled face. Felix merely returned a smile, confusing Goten "Consider this your first test, Ten. You go in there and show em what's what. I'll stay back and grade you"
"Grade me?" Felix just pushed him forward and he ran right into one of the bullies. He got up and looked at what was ahead of him. The 3 thugs and the two 'hostages' all looked at him like he was crazy.
"What's up with you, punk? Don't you know who we are!?!"
"Uh, no... but I do know that what your doing right now is wrong! Let them go and maybe I'll go easy on you!"
Silence... and then... all 3 fell down laughing. Goten simply smirked. Before anyone could react, Goten jumped up and then off the ceiling and landed each of his feet conveniently between a two bully's legs, and to finish off the last one, Goten simply fell forward and elbowed the last one in a place that doesn't see sunshine very often. Goten then stood up with pride and grinned the Son grin. He had not only defeated, but also hospitalized three bullies in less then 2 seconds.
"That'll teach ya to mess with me. If, I ever see you try something like that again, not only will I severely injure your manhood, but I will blast it away, COMPLETLEY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Goten put on his best evil face and did his best evil laugh. It would have been scary, but seeing Goten do it only made it cute and funny. He only thin he received in return was a couple of pained moans and groans. He then turned to the 2 freed captives. They were in too much shock to do anything, really. Their eyes were wide with surprise and their mouths had fallen to the floor. Goten slowly walked up to them. He pinched the boy and that snapped him back into the real world.
"Thanks!"
"No problem, always happy to help." The young demi-saiya-jin then turned to the girl. He would have pinched her too, but his mother always told him to be more gentle with girls. So he slowly walked closer to her and moved his face until it was merley inches from hers. This only stunned the girl even more. Goten blinked once and then closed his eyes and... sniffed her? He opened his eyes and smiled.
"You smell nice. Please don't freeze up like that, it worries me." The girl was now stiff like a stick. Goten wasn't really too skilled in this area of work. So he stopped and thought for a moment. He'd seen Gohan throw water on Videl to wake her up. But that was too mean and he didn't have any water... Vegeta usually woke Bulma up by yelling, nope, that sucked too... Well, he'd seen his dad wake up his mom once by kissing her on the lips, and she liked it too... ya, that would just have to do for now...
Poor, naive Goten. If only you knew what you're getting yourself into...
The boy moved in for the kill and slightly tilted his head. The girl was shocked to say the least, for the boy moved closer and closer this time and then, he planted a nice little kiss right on the girls lips. Goten pulled away to examine his handy work. The girl's knees slumped to the floor and by the look on her face, it was as if she was in 'la-la land'. She had a goofy smile on and her eyes were half-way open. Not the results he expected, but at least she moved this time!
Felix could only stare. Goten had done the exact same thing he did when he was little. Felix mentally kicked himself ' you're supposed to do something, stupid!' Felix snapped out of his thoughts and walked over to the dazed girl and picked her up, and then he turned to Goten. "Uh, nice try but I think pinching here would have done the job."
"But mom always said I had to be gentle with girls" he said with the most innocent face ever possible.
Felix smiled 'At least the Hell Spawn taught him something good.' "Goten, get tiny Tim over there and lets head over to your class. Were done here" The 13 year old nodded and did as told.
------Purgatory, District A, S.T.C.A., Training RM 1337------
Trunks and Goten were sitting on the floor in the middle of the room. The girl whom Goten had saved, now identified by Felix as Meri Leatherman, was sitting far away in the corner, risking a glance at Goten every so often and quickly turning away when he looked at her. Goten found this strange since the girls usually stare at Trunks. The boy that Goten saved, now also identified by Felix as Garet Anderson, was sitting next to Meri, seeming to be lost in thought. Felix was viewing the situation as he walked across the ceiling, and although he was upside down, his bangs still fell forward onto his forehead, unaffected by gravity(So he can defy gravity, not surprising considering that this is DBZ). Just then, Sirren walked in. He was wearing a black gi with white head and arm bands and nothing to cover his feet. He looked around and noticed the 2 new students in his class, then looked up at Felix.
"Hey Lordy!"
"Yeah Scarboy?"
"I thought I was only teaching 2 kids."
"The other 2 are a couple of kids Goten saved from some bullies. Just let them hang here for a while, ok?"
"Fine. Oh, and Felix?"
"Yes?"
"Mrs. Johnson wanted to know if you wanted to go out with her:"
"Again? Didn't I tell you to tell her that I was gay?"
"She didn't buy it! She said that you don't have to be shy!"
"Damnit! Goten, Trunks!"
"Yes sir?"
"From now on, I'm giving you full privileges to pull pranks on Mrs. Johnson! In fact, I will even support your efforts! Call me if you need men or resources!"
"THANK YOU, SIR!!!" the devious duo grinned evilly.
"Ahem" all eyes moved to Sirren "Shall we get started? Goten, Trunks please move closer to the front." the boys did as told "You two in the corner over there, you can come too if you want, no harm in learning some extra stuff." Meri and Garet nodded and moved closer. Meri shyly crept to Goten's side and Garet sat in front of the 2 boys.
"Now, to start off, who can tell me what your number one priority in a battle is?"
"Er, to win?" Trunks said in confused stupor
"No, that's not really that important"
Goten raised his hand "Yes Goten?" "To make sure no one gets hurt?" "No, that's your second priority"
"Well then what?" asked Trunks
"Your first priority is to be AT LEAST 3 steps ahead of the enemy, to know what they're doing and be able to predict as many of their moves as fast as possible. The warrior who is both quick in mind and body is the one who's more likely to win. And because of this, you will be doing mind exercises 2 hours a day, every day. Another priority is to always try and refuse a fight with an opponent that you know absolutely nothing about. If you don't know how strong they are or if they may have strange abilities are other sorts of things like that and you are FORCED into a fight with them, only then should you fight, but limit the amount of strength you use, so that you can conserve your energy to counter any surprise attacks that your opponent might pull." Goten and Trunks attentively listened to Sirren's every word, for they found much of this interesting. Sirren was a battle hardened warrior, he seemed to know the ins and outs of almost all types of combat and was second only to Felix, and only an idiot would miss the chance to be taught by him.
"Well, I can teach you more, but it would be easier to give you pointers if I knew how you fight. Could you please spar for us, boys?" Goten and Trunks got up from their positions and walked a little ways from each other and took on fighting stances. Meri and Garet quickly moved away as the two boys got ready for their bout.
"Ready? BEGIN!" The 2 literally flew at each other, Trunks sent a hard right to Goten, but he caught it and elbowed Trunks in the face, who in turn brought his knee up to Goten's stomach. Goten flew back and hit the wall as Trunks stumbled to the side a few times, head still hurting. Goten got up from his place in the wall and started up again, he headed towards Trunks and tried a kick to his stomach, but Trunks had regained his composure and caught the foot, he then spun around in circles, Goten's leg still in grip. What he failed to notice was that Goten was charging up an a ki ball while Trunks was getting ready to throw him. He let loose the ki ball and it hit Trunks right in the kisser, who in turn, let go of Goten to be sent flying towards the other wall, while Goten hit the ceiling. They both sat up straight and brought themselves up and then engaged in a fist fight in the air as the spectators on the floor watched. Felix, who was still on the ceiling, was finding the fight more amusing from up there. Finally, the 2 disengaged and went to opposite sides of the room, both breathing a bit harder from well fought warm-up. Meri and Garet were staring in awe.
"Ok, time out! You did well, but their are a few fatal flaws in your fighting style. Firstly, you should never stop moving, and second, you tire out too easily, you were breathing a bit harder by the end of the match. Don't use so much energy at once, conserve it! And if the amount your using isn't enough, borrow some of your opponent's, use their attacks against them!" Trunks and Goten nodded and took their seats back in the middle of the class. Meri and Garet made their way back to the 2. Meri once again, shyly made her way to Goten, but this time he turned to her, and she blushed deeply and looked away.
"Hi! So, watcha think? Was I okay? Ni-chan always said I needed some work."
The girl looked down and mumbled something in such a whisper that only saiya-jin and namekian ears would have heard "I thought you were wonderful..."
"REALLY?" The girl looked up in surprise 'How did he hear that?'
"I'm Goten, but I think you already know that! What's your name?"
"Meri" she said shyly
"What's a matter? There's nothing to be afraid of. Well, maybe Trunks over their, but that's only if you're a teenage girl or a young woman!"
She looked in confusion "Why?"
"The guy's a hentai. I always thought I might be able to get the pervert out of him if I could only get him married..."
"So...." she started "How are you so strong?"
"Well, I'm saiya-jin, half saiya-jin actually, and my Dad's one of the strongest fighters in the Universe! He defeated kid Buu! So I guess that makes me pretty strong."
"He defeated who?"
"Kid Buu. He's this evil pink kid thing made of jello and he's got a pennie on his head that can turn you into a any kind of candy!" Meri laughed.
"Your funny, you know that?"
"Really? I just thought I was naive. Trunks says I'm slow. But my mom said I'm cute and cuddly. Am I cute and cuddly?"
Meri blushed once more "uh, yes..."
"Really? Could you check?"
"uhyeahsure!" Meri's head had become a Tomato. She quickly hugged the boy and found that it was one of the most wonderful places in the world, but it ended very soon as she pulled away from embarrassment. "OkyourreallycuteandcuddlybutIhavetogonowsobye!(Ok, your really cute and cuddly, but I have to go now so bye!)" She then moved far, far away from him to try and save herself from the embarrassment. Goten was very confused as he saw her scoot away. 'What the Hell did she just say? Something about cute and cuddly and going away?"
"Wuz wrong with her?"
Trunks looked at the 2 in amusement. "Goten, you bad dog! So you're finally stepping up, huh?"
"Wha? Huh? Trunks, what the hell are you talking?" Trunks sighed. Goten was too much of a Son for his own good...
Further away from the terrible twosome were the Telzir twins. The two look- alikes talked as Sirren told Felix of their progress and Felix expressed some of his ideas for the following years. And in the corner stood 11 year old Garet Anderson, with only one thought in his mind...
'WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!?!?! WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?'
The day continued as normally as possible, and Trunks and Goten went through, training, meditation, cooking classes (A mans gotta eat!), and mental exercises. The two did their best to live up to what Felix expected of them. Trunks was sure that he was gonna end up stronger than Goten, well boy was he in for a surprise... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --
I don't think this chapter was that funny, but its pretty long. My computer kept crashing so I've been having a hard time getting this done. sorry for the slow update. P.S.: I'm only going to do the first and last days of school because their are a lot more important stuff to be done and I want this story to get a move on!
Here's a preview of what's going to happen next:
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The giant vortex opened up as Goten, Trunks, Meri and Garet stood still in its presence.
"Tell me again why the hell were going dimension hopping again?" asked Trunks
"Because Felix said so." Goten replied
"Oh ya..." The four hopped in.
------Warp! Planet Gunsmoke, somewhere near the city of Augusta------
The group of young adults and teenagers landed face first on a desert planet. The sun shone brightly and heat was everywhere, the burning sand heating up their faces. A dark haired man carrying a giant metal cross over his shoulder came over to them. Wolfwood looked down at the four "Well, what do we have here? Vash is gonna love this..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- That'll keep your minds thinking.... CLIFFIES FOREVER!
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But I thought that was Dad's job!
Chapter Five- The First of many School Days.
Son Goten walked down the halls of S.T.C.A. with a nervous look on his face. For the first time in his life, he'd come to school early, imagine that! The people around were giving him stares, glares, glances, shrugs, and some even went as far as to blow kisses at him...'Why would they do that?' he thought. 'Might as well forget it, besides, it's Trunk's job to be the lady's man.' He turned a corner and saw a couple of Sharks walking down the hall. Ok, so they weren't Sharks, they just had Shark heads. Goten checked their ki's. Nothing he couldn't handle...
The nervous boy decided to think about something else, all of this worrying was aching his head. He looked around the halls; the S.T.C.A. was much more different than the average Academy. The Halls were much bigger, about 14' wide and Dende knows how long...
'Actually, I don't Goten.... but I promise I'll tell you as soon as I find out!' said a voice in his head.
'Thanks Dende' Goten laughed inwardly. Even way out here in Purgatory, Dende could still hear him. 'Hmm... where is Purgatory anyway?' he thought. Just then, he bumped into something and he heard something heavy fall. The metal ring it made echoed throughout the halls of S.T.C.A., and for some reason, everyone gasped around him.
"Sorry about that..." Goten looked up, only to find himself staring back at Felix picking up what looked like a huge 7ft long great sword, with a golden hilt and a dark blue gem embedded at the butt of the hilt. The God looked back at Goten with a half smile, half smirk.
"I'm surprised, Spikes. You're actually early. That's a surprise, coming from the son of Goku."
"Hey, I'm also the son of ChiChi!" Goten barked back.
"Oh Ya..." they both shuddered. "Well, at least you only got her good genes, whatever those were..."
"So Felix, what are you doing here? And what the hell is that thing?"
"Well, I come to the Academy every so often to check things out and see if I can help," he paused "But today, I'm here to help teach you and Trunks. I'll be helping you through each of your classes. I'm only gonna be here for the first week, though. After that, you're on your own."
"And the really big sword thingy?"
"I'll tell you later." Goten glanced around the hall and Felix looked at him "Something wrong?"
"People are starring at us, its creepy." he said, still looking over his shoulder with a nervous look.
Felix laughed a little. "Relax kid, they've just never seen someone like you bump into the "Almighty Lord of Purgatory", and live to tell about it. Goten looked at him, confused. "Your almighty? You certainly don't look it, no offence.""
"Oh? Well, what do I look like?" he said playfully. Goten smiled.
"Rock Star/Gangster/Goth/Vampire Hunter/American Idol"
"Goth?"
"You wear allot of black leather"
Felix put on his best puppy dog face, which was only 1/3 as effective as Goten's "But it looks cool!"
"Sure it does..."
"Don't make me call your mom"
"Shutting up now!" the duo trudged on down the halls, still receiving stares where ever they went. Then voices began to chatter. Girls giggled at them and made faces at them. Goten's face was once again confused while Felix only sighed. Then they past by the darker parts of the halls, where most of Bullies hung out. Goten could see people everywhere, punks and outcasts of all sorts on every wall and corner. Gothic people could be seen performing strange rituals, and symbols of Hell were carved across the walls.
"Why are these guys in Purgatory?" Goten said curiously
"They never actually did anything that bad while they were alive. Of course, never really did anything good either.
As the two neared the area, the people around them noticed and quickly made way. Fear could be seen in the eyes of ala whom they walked by. Bullies, goths, punks, loners and the occasional thug. They all seemed to fear Felix, at least, to Goten's eye. But 3 of the so called "bad boys" weren't paying attention. They were to busy trying to bully what looked like two 11 year olds into giving them some cash. The first one was a little boy. He had some muscle, but was puny compared to the 16 year olds that were stalking over him like he was their prey. He had long, straight, red hair and a matching pair of terrified little red eyes. His apparel was that of a simple red and green training gi and dark blue boots with a couple of yellow arm bands. The girl next to him had long lavender hair in a pony tail. Her eyes were blue and for a moment, Goten was reminded of Trunks. The cloths she had on. were a dark blue training gi with a purple head and arm bands with a pair of pink boots(WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET PINK BOOTS FROM!?!?).
Goten looked to Felix with a troubled face. Felix merely returned a smile, confusing Goten "Consider this your first test, Ten. You go in there and show em what's what. I'll stay back and grade you"
"Grade me?" Felix just pushed him forward and he ran right into one of the bullies. He got up and looked at what was ahead of him. The 3 thugs and the two 'hostages' all looked at him like he was crazy.
"What's up with you, punk? Don't you know who we are!?!"
"Uh, no... but I do know that what your doing right now is wrong! Let them go and maybe I'll go easy on you!"
Silence... and then... all 3 fell down laughing. Goten simply smirked. Before anyone could react, Goten jumped up and then off the ceiling and landed each of his feet conveniently between a two bully's legs, and to finish off the last one, Goten simply fell forward and elbowed the last one in a place that doesn't see sunshine very often. Goten then stood up with pride and grinned the Son grin. He had not only defeated, but also hospitalized three bullies in less then 2 seconds.
"That'll teach ya to mess with me. If, I ever see you try something like that again, not only will I severely injure your manhood, but I will blast it away, COMPLETLEY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Goten put on his best evil face and did his best evil laugh. It would have been scary, but seeing Goten do it only made it cute and funny. He only thin he received in return was a couple of pained moans and groans. He then turned to the 2 freed captives. They were in too much shock to do anything, really. Their eyes were wide with surprise and their mouths had fallen to the floor. Goten slowly walked up to them. He pinched the boy and that snapped him back into the real world.
"Thanks!"
"No problem, always happy to help." The young demi-saiya-jin then turned to the girl. He would have pinched her too, but his mother always told him to be more gentle with girls. So he slowly walked closer to her and moved his face until it was merley inches from hers. This only stunned the girl even more. Goten blinked once and then closed his eyes and... sniffed her? He opened his eyes and smiled.
"You smell nice. Please don't freeze up like that, it worries me." The girl was now stiff like a stick. Goten wasn't really too skilled in this area of work. So he stopped and thought for a moment. He'd seen Gohan throw water on Videl to wake her up. But that was too mean and he didn't have any water... Vegeta usually woke Bulma up by yelling, nope, that sucked too... Well, he'd seen his dad wake up his mom once by kissing her on the lips, and she liked it too... ya, that would just have to do for now...
Poor, naive Goten. If only you knew what you're getting yourself into...
The boy moved in for the kill and slightly tilted his head. The girl was shocked to say the least, for the boy moved closer and closer this time and then, he planted a nice little kiss right on the girls lips. Goten pulled away to examine his handy work. The girl's knees slumped to the floor and by the look on her face, it was as if she was in 'la-la land'. She had a goofy smile on and her eyes were half-way open. Not the results he expected, but at least she moved this time!
Felix could only stare. Goten had done the exact same thing he did when he was little. Felix mentally kicked himself ' you're supposed to do something, stupid!' Felix snapped out of his thoughts and walked over to the dazed girl and picked her up, and then he turned to Goten. "Uh, nice try but I think pinching here would have done the job."
"But mom always said I had to be gentle with girls" he said with the most innocent face ever possible.
Felix smiled 'At least the Hell Spawn taught him something good.' "Goten, get tiny Tim over there and lets head over to your class. Were done here" The 13 year old nodded and did as told.
------Purgatory, District A, S.T.C.A., Training RM 1337------
Trunks and Goten were sitting on the floor in the middle of the room. The girl whom Goten had saved, now identified by Felix as Meri Leatherman, was sitting far away in the corner, risking a glance at Goten every so often and quickly turning away when he looked at her. Goten found this strange since the girls usually stare at Trunks. The boy that Goten saved, now also identified by Felix as Garet Anderson, was sitting next to Meri, seeming to be lost in thought. Felix was viewing the situation as he walked across the ceiling, and although he was upside down, his bangs still fell forward onto his forehead, unaffected by gravity(So he can defy gravity, not surprising considering that this is DBZ). Just then, Sirren walked in. He was wearing a black gi with white head and arm bands and nothing to cover his feet. He looked around and noticed the 2 new students in his class, then looked up at Felix.
"Hey Lordy!"
"Yeah Scarboy?"
"I thought I was only teaching 2 kids."
"The other 2 are a couple of kids Goten saved from some bullies. Just let them hang here for a while, ok?"
"Fine. Oh, and Felix?"
"Yes?"
"Mrs. Johnson wanted to know if you wanted to go out with her:"
"Again? Didn't I tell you to tell her that I was gay?"
"She didn't buy it! She said that you don't have to be shy!"
"Damnit! Goten, Trunks!"
"Yes sir?"
"From now on, I'm giving you full privileges to pull pranks on Mrs. Johnson! In fact, I will even support your efforts! Call me if you need men or resources!"
"THANK YOU, SIR!!!" the devious duo grinned evilly.
"Ahem" all eyes moved to Sirren "Shall we get started? Goten, Trunks please move closer to the front." the boys did as told "You two in the corner over there, you can come too if you want, no harm in learning some extra stuff." Meri and Garet nodded and moved closer. Meri shyly crept to Goten's side and Garet sat in front of the 2 boys.
"Now, to start off, who can tell me what your number one priority in a battle is?"
"Er, to win?" Trunks said in confused stupor
"No, that's not really that important"
Goten raised his hand "Yes Goten?" "To make sure no one gets hurt?" "No, that's your second priority"
"Well then what?" asked Trunks
"Your first priority is to be AT LEAST 3 steps ahead of the enemy, to know what they're doing and be able to predict as many of their moves as fast as possible. The warrior who is both quick in mind and body is the one who's more likely to win. And because of this, you will be doing mind exercises 2 hours a day, every day. Another priority is to always try and refuse a fight with an opponent that you know absolutely nothing about. If you don't know how strong they are or if they may have strange abilities are other sorts of things like that and you are FORCED into a fight with them, only then should you fight, but limit the amount of strength you use, so that you can conserve your energy to counter any surprise attacks that your opponent might pull." Goten and Trunks attentively listened to Sirren's every word, for they found much of this interesting. Sirren was a battle hardened warrior, he seemed to know the ins and outs of almost all types of combat and was second only to Felix, and only an idiot would miss the chance to be taught by him.
"Well, I can teach you more, but it would be easier to give you pointers if I knew how you fight. Could you please spar for us, boys?" Goten and Trunks got up from their positions and walked a little ways from each other and took on fighting stances. Meri and Garet quickly moved away as the two boys got ready for their bout.
"Ready? BEGIN!" The 2 literally flew at each other, Trunks sent a hard right to Goten, but he caught it and elbowed Trunks in the face, who in turn brought his knee up to Goten's stomach. Goten flew back and hit the wall as Trunks stumbled to the side a few times, head still hurting. Goten got up from his place in the wall and started up again, he headed towards Trunks and tried a kick to his stomach, but Trunks had regained his composure and caught the foot, he then spun around in circles, Goten's leg still in grip. What he failed to notice was that Goten was charging up an a ki ball while Trunks was getting ready to throw him. He let loose the ki ball and it hit Trunks right in the kisser, who in turn, let go of Goten to be sent flying towards the other wall, while Goten hit the ceiling. They both sat up straight and brought themselves up and then engaged in a fist fight in the air as the spectators on the floor watched. Felix, who was still on the ceiling, was finding the fight more amusing from up there. Finally, the 2 disengaged and went to opposite sides of the room, both breathing a bit harder from well fought warm-up. Meri and Garet were staring in awe.
"Ok, time out! You did well, but their are a few fatal flaws in your fighting style. Firstly, you should never stop moving, and second, you tire out too easily, you were breathing a bit harder by the end of the match. Don't use so much energy at once, conserve it! And if the amount your using isn't enough, borrow some of your opponent's, use their attacks against them!" Trunks and Goten nodded and took their seats back in the middle of the class. Meri and Garet made their way back to the 2. Meri once again, shyly made her way to Goten, but this time he turned to her, and she blushed deeply and looked away.
"Hi! So, watcha think? Was I okay? Ni-chan always said I needed some work."
The girl looked down and mumbled something in such a whisper that only saiya-jin and namekian ears would have heard "I thought you were wonderful..."
"REALLY?" The girl looked up in surprise 'How did he hear that?'
"I'm Goten, but I think you already know that! What's your name?"
"Meri" she said shyly
"What's a matter? There's nothing to be afraid of. Well, maybe Trunks over their, but that's only if you're a teenage girl or a young woman!"
She looked in confusion "Why?"
"The guy's a hentai. I always thought I might be able to get the pervert out of him if I could only get him married..."
"So...." she started "How are you so strong?"
"Well, I'm saiya-jin, half saiya-jin actually, and my Dad's one of the strongest fighters in the Universe! He defeated kid Buu! So I guess that makes me pretty strong."
"He defeated who?"
"Kid Buu. He's this evil pink kid thing made of jello and he's got a pennie on his head that can turn you into a any kind of candy!" Meri laughed.
"Your funny, you know that?"
"Really? I just thought I was naive. Trunks says I'm slow. But my mom said I'm cute and cuddly. Am I cute and cuddly?"
Meri blushed once more "uh, yes..."
"Really? Could you check?"
"uhyeahsure!" Meri's head had become a Tomato. She quickly hugged the boy and found that it was one of the most wonderful places in the world, but it ended very soon as she pulled away from embarrassment. "OkyourreallycuteandcuddlybutIhavetogonowsobye!(Ok, your really cute and cuddly, but I have to go now so bye!)" She then moved far, far away from him to try and save herself from the embarrassment. Goten was very confused as he saw her scoot away. 'What the Hell did she just say? Something about cute and cuddly and going away?"
"Wuz wrong with her?"
Trunks looked at the 2 in amusement. "Goten, you bad dog! So you're finally stepping up, huh?"
"Wha? Huh? Trunks, what the hell are you talking?" Trunks sighed. Goten was too much of a Son for his own good...
Further away from the terrible twosome were the Telzir twins. The two look- alikes talked as Sirren told Felix of their progress and Felix expressed some of his ideas for the following years. And in the corner stood 11 year old Garet Anderson, with only one thought in his mind...
'WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!?!?! WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?!?'
The day continued as normally as possible, and Trunks and Goten went through, training, meditation, cooking classes (A mans gotta eat!), and mental exercises. The two did their best to live up to what Felix expected of them. Trunks was sure that he was gonna end up stronger than Goten, well boy was he in for a surprise... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --
I don't think this chapter was that funny, but its pretty long. My computer kept crashing so I've been having a hard time getting this done. sorry for the slow update. P.S.: I'm only going to do the first and last days of school because their are a lot more important stuff to be done and I want this story to get a move on!
Here's a preview of what's going to happen next:
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The giant vortex opened up as Goten, Trunks, Meri and Garet stood still in its presence.
"Tell me again why the hell were going dimension hopping again?" asked Trunks
"Because Felix said so." Goten replied
"Oh ya..." The four hopped in.
------Warp! Planet Gunsmoke, somewhere near the city of Augusta------
The group of young adults and teenagers landed face first on a desert planet. The sun shone brightly and heat was everywhere, the burning sand heating up their faces. A dark haired man carrying a giant metal cross over his shoulder came over to them. Wolfwood looked down at the four "Well, what do we have here? Vash is gonna love this..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- That'll keep your minds thinking.... CLIFFIES FOREVER!
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