Chapter 4
"Hey you guys!" hollered Sara, running towards their table at the resturant. Everyone at the table rolled their eyes in
unison. Sara. Fish. Yech.
Just before Sara sat down, Ashley, Warricks girlfriend, stood up. " Oh...look Warrick, we have to go." She looked
menacingly at Warrick, who was just about to add his two cents worth to Nicks comment. "Lets go! " said Ashley.
Warrick scooched past Greg, who looked offended. Warrick followed behind Ashley. When he glanced back at the group, Greg seized the opportunity, and made a whip motion with his arm, while saying " WHATISH ". " Whipped like the family pig." taunted Greg, as Warrick walked away looking as offended as ever. "yes dear.." Warrick mumbled.
" Burn by the nerdy lab boy." noted Nick. Everyone laughed. Except Sara. " Whats so funny?" she asked dumbly, with a clueless look on her face. Everyone sighed and slouched in their seats. Stupid, stupid fish.
" YOU DUMB WHORE! " yelled Greg, pointing at Sara, who looked even more offended than Warrick, if it was at all possible.
" You. " explained Greg, pointing at Sara again. " You equals fish. Fish equals dumb marine animal with tiny brain." Greg picked
up the smallest sweet potato off his plate, showed it to Sara, and then threw it at her. Sara stood up, tears in her eys, and ran out of the resturant, knocking a waiter over. The group silently stared at Greg, in utter shock. Greg smiled proudly. Everyone instantly started laughing out of control, much to Grissoms dislike.
When everyone had calmed down a bit, Greg had to lend his napkin to Catherine, who laughed so hard she cried.
" You should be nice." scolded Kelsey, smiling at Greg. She playfully slapped him on the arm. He exaggerated the blow so much,
he collapsed side ways into Catherines lap, yelling " ABUSE!!"
Catherines mood changed instantly. " What the hell is your problem?" she asked , looking at the heap of Greg on her lap.
" You...you luv me dont you?" whimpered Greg, looking up at Catherine. " I...I seem to..to have collapsed...into..onto..
you..." Greg continued.
"Greg. move." said Catherine strictly, pushing the bambi-eyed Greg off her and back onto Kelsey. Greg turned to Kelsey.
" You...you luv me right?" said Greg in an insanely lonely and pitiful voice, while looking up at Kelsey.
"Duh." said Kelsey, pushing greg back into his own spot on the bench.
Awkward silence.
"YOINK!!!" yelled Greg, snatching the straw out of Kelseys drink. "omg." said Kelsey. "You took my straw. You cut me
deep." Greg hung his head, and put the straw back.
They paid for their meal, and everyone headed home, laughing in spite of the stupid fish whore.
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