"What the hell'sss wrong with you?!?" a voice yelled. Everyone peered over the bushes to see a mystified-looking clan surrounding their two clanmates- a female human and a bangaa.
"It's just that I've suddenly and completely fallen in love with-" the Archer began to say.
The Gladiator did not look happy. "Well, Lisssa, ever sssince we battle Clan Shakayi,you've been inssane."
But Lisa wasn't subdued. "Aw, you and I were destined-"
"No we weren't! Now leave me alone!" he bellowed and started to stomp away.
"Now, David, wait-"
"You said you battle Clan Shakayi?" Kayi yelled, busting into the clearing.
The clan looked up. "We're Clan Snow. Yes, we battled them- ended in a tie," someone offered.
"And a viera Sniper named Kayalie was with them?"
"Yep. Lisa got shot a few times, and now just because David used a potion on her, she thinks that he's her boyfriend or sm'thin."
Bruno explained to the clan about the love potion and the arrows. In the end, everyone nodded.
"I think that you should find an antidote, and fassst!" David suggested harshly. "Meanwhile, what do I do about-" he jerked a thumb towards Lisa, "her?"
Bruno thought. "I don't know. Just pin her to the ground, lock her up in one of the back rooms in the pub, something."
Kayi suddenly got an idea. "Hey- Bruno, is it possible that maybe if we lock her up, then the effect'll wear off?"
Bruno looked surprised. "Yes, that's interesting, that's possible..."
"Good, 'cause you guys are going to need the back rooms."
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"Hey! What are you doing?" Lisa cried as they locked the door. "David? Aren't you going to save me-"
The talkative Ninja banged on the door and yelled, "Well sorry, but it's for your own good!"
"How long do we have to keep her in there? You know, Lisa was our only Archer."
"I don't know."