Title: Rewrite!
Written: 5/5/05
Word Count: 102
Rating: K+ for talking about boys kissing
Notes: Written for Weekly Challenge #21: Mary Sues
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"Oi! Authoress!

The authoress appeared before the Sanzo party in a flurry of paper. "Yes, Mr. Sha?"

"What the hell is this?" Gojyo demanded, shaking a script at her. "I am NOT kissing Sanzo!"

"I'm not thrilled about it either," Sanzo growled, puffing on his cigarette.

"And why am I portrayed as a moron?" Goku piped up.

"Hey, hey, fandom rules," the authoress replied, holding up her hands defensively. "I'll see what I can do." She turned towards Hakkai. "Mr. Cho, any objection?"

"Why?" the green-eyed man replied calmly. "I'm the brains of this outfit in the fandom."

The other three glared.
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