Sword-chan- Sorry this took so long! Saiken took up a lot of my time heh heh. Ah… ahem… so let's start with day two of Debate/Torture Kahn week! It's all about… I'm thinking this may be a double chapter… as in, two debates in one. But 'The Basics' is just one… cuz they're the BASICS. But it probably won't be, cuz I'm so lazy. Oh, by the way, I found you spell 'Zoe' like this- Z-o-ë… We had that name in a math problem… and our teacher told us the dots mean you pronounce the E like a long E. Even 4-Kids doesn't spell it that way! I'M SMART xD
X.x.X- Debate Two- The Basics (Title, Theme song) -X.x.X
I smiled and stretched. Sometime during the night Ichigo had realized she needed to breathe, and in order to breathe you need to detatch yourself from a certain asparagus head. The torture was going well… Kahn had had a few ACCIDENTS (get out the bedpan and rubber!!) during the night due to nightmares involving me, Retasu, a more-than-usual hyper Purin, a walnut, and a knife. Oh, this is getting BORING! I hate 'what happened last night' things. SO LETS GET TO THE FUN PART! Purin, Keiichiro, and Taruto are still on a sugar high, just so you know. So Purin's MORE DANEROUS THAN BEFORE!!! Mwah. Ha. Ha! A gong appeared out of nowhere- YAY! FUN FUN!-…
"Alarm time…" I sang softly, picking up a gong hitty thingy and banging it loudly while screaming 'EVERYBODY UP! EVERYBODY UP! WAIT! Nooo! I have to put on my fox ears!'… then I put on my fox ears and repeated the process without the 'NOOO! I HAVE TO PUT ON MY FOX EARS!' part, until they all woke up.
"Kay," I said, sweeping my hair up into a bun and straightening out some papers- then I threw them to the side and watched them flutter away. They were blank, anyways. So I continued, "Today we cover the basics, which we should've covered in the beginning, but I was eager to make the 'Usagi sounds like a slut in the dub' comment," I smiled evilly at Purin, who had done the deed. She was bouncing around in her chair screaming louder than usual. Taruto started doing the bunny hop, slower than your average alien on sugar.
"Need… SUGAR!" she started sniffing Kahn, who was trying very hard not to go into another 'WHY JAPAN IS BAD' speech, because Retasu was in her evil mode and had a mace. - Yay.
"HEY! PEOPLE AND ANIME/MANGA CHARACTERS!" I tossed Taruto one of those big sweettarts, which he swallowed almost whole, "We're supposed to be DEBATING!" And with that, I pulled all the characters down to chairs, put Kahn in a small chair- one for a first grader or so, cuz that's how he acts-, and the minions stood.
"HEY! There aren't any spaces left!" whined Ichigo.
"Oh my oh my," I pretend pondered, "It seems you must sit on top of someone," I piled her on Kishuu, wondering if she was just on cold medicine or something the other night. YAY. She wasn't. Keiichiro watched.
"ACK! MY NAÏVE EYES THAT ARE THE SAME OF THAT AS A 2-YEAR-OLD GIRL!" and he ran into the bathroom, Ryou close behind.
"…O…Kay…" Pai edged closer to Retasu, who was madly swinging her mace… which is why Pai had a bandaid on his ear for the next few days. He edged back away. I rolled my eyes and pulled a fuzzy off one of my fox ears.
"I'll start then…Kay, Theme song- Catchy, not that great though… Who sings it?" Kahn was silent. I had predicted Hilary Duff or something… because… EW HILARY DUFF! EEEEUUUUW!!!
"It's SICKENING!" shouted Ichigo, "I didn't even LIKE Kissing Masaya!"
"MARK," corrected Kahn.
"MASAYA!"
"MARK is a MUCH better name because it isn't JAPANESE and I am a foolish racist who turned good animation into utter crap to fool seven year olds and all that jazz,"
"Masaya is a better name because the to-be-worshipped creators created it! I don't like the guy all that much but he DOESNT DESERVE AN ICKY NAME!" Reiko Yoshida and Mia Ikumi nodded, but were slowly scooting their chairs away- a sure sign they just LOVED being locked in this little room. I rubbed my temples, annoyed.
"We had this discussion yesterday. Please stay on topic…"
"Right, right," Ichigo waved her hand from side to side, 'I-don't-care' in Ichigo language… although it can also mean 'CRAP-I'M-FALLING!' or 'I-am-SO-sorry' or 'I-am-SO-embarrassed'… or… Ah! Shutting up now! Minto stamped her foot.
"WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY IS THAT IS NOT WHAT TOKYO MEW MEW IS ABOUT! It's sci-fi, magical girl… ANIMAL EARS! I mean, jees!"
"…Minto?" Taruto uttered in his matter of fact voice.
"WHAT, PUNK?"
"… you don't have ears… you got the wings from the prop box…" (better than raggedy andy hair…)
"…oh…"
"… yeah,"
"Whoopsie daisies!" For a moment everyone gapped at the un-Minto-ish comment of 'Whoopsie daisies!', then we all continued our screaming. Kishuu stepped in.
"Man… you know it's not like… right to be all… you know…"
"Are you IMPERSONATING a hippie or what?" Minto demanded. An unhappy Minto is not a pleasant Minto…
"You saw right through me…"
"YUP!"
"Crap."
"Just let me talk!" this was straying way, way off topic, "My Sweetheart and Koi A La Mode are WAY better. THEY'RE FUN!" I started playing the theme songs, then all the sudden had an urge to do script mode for a while. YAY!
Kahn- Mine are WAY better.
Purin- NUUUUU!!!!! :: assumes fetal position ::
Taruto- :: kicks Purin lightly :: Are you alive?
Sword-chan- u.u What's wrong?
Purin- … You really wanna know?
All- :: n—
Sword-chan- WE NEED RYOU AND KEIICHIRO IN HERE! :: drags the two out of bathroom… they look rather… uh-huh… :: Kay, GO!
All- :: nod ::
Purin- O.K… :: deep breath :: GREEN MEANS GO AND RED MEANS STOP! :: bursts into tears ::
I think this script form thing is getting to me. Everyone stared at her for a moment… like 'What the hell?', but we got over our absolute shock and all that good stuff.
"This is EXACTLY what's wrong with Japanese children!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" screamed Retasu, holding out her mace threateningly. I started to play Stargazer by SPITZ… and ended up crying.
Again.
If you're not here I don't know what I'll do… What I'll do… (At least that's what the translaters say… but they are good J-Rock/Pop translaters…)
"GET A GRIP, MON!" screamed Ryou… Mon? I mean… jeez. Anyways.
"Fine…" I sighed, pulling myself out of my star world.
"Bleh. Bottom line- It sucks," Pai grumbled. Retasu nodded and climbed on top of his shoulders.
Because he is rather tall.
And it just looks cute.
"What are you doing?" asked Pai, raising an eyebrow. Retasu smiled.
"PIGGY BACK!"
"No…"
"PIGGY BACK!!" she demanded, her eyes starting to glow.
"All right then! Piggy back to…" he spun around twice and pointed in the direction he ended up facing. How logical! Everyone stared at how logical it was, mouths open, "THERE!" he marched off then slid off the… currently almost evil Retasu… I turned on Angel Meat Pie (Really… hard rocking song by Ddi:… At first it sounds like a cat from hell being murdered in the shower.
But I got used to it) for feeling. Kahn clamped his hands over his ears.
"AAAHHH!!! SAAAVVEEE ME!! JAPANESE MUSIC!"
"… dude?" I raised an index finger.
"DUDE IS AMERICAN SLANG SO I SHALL ANSWER!"
"… shut your trap,"
"Kay, kay, I think we covered theme song alright…" pointed out Minto. I nodded.
"Now it's time for the name…"
"ITS GAY!" shouted Purin, "Let's go on!"
"… we kinda can't…" Ichigo sighed.
"Why?"
"Because the authoress is lazy and ran out of ideas for this chapter,"
"… CRAP!!"
X.x.X
Sword-chan- Yeah, yeah, it took me sooo long to write this super short chapter. Sorry!
Kishuu- Mah…
Sword-chan- SO as a bonus for being sooo awesome, you get…
'PURIN AND TARUTO'S DATE- IN SCRIPT FORM!'
X.x.X
Setting- A lake with a bench on a hill… full moon (I always imagined this as a date when I was… eh, 5, 6. Dunno why)
Purin- :: sits down ::
Taruto- :: sits down ::
Purin- So, what did you wanna tell me, Tar-tar?
Taruto- Would stop calling me that? And… I wanted to say…
Purin- Hang on… :: makes eyes bigger and sparklier :: :: leans in a little :: Go on.
Taruto- :: fiddles with hands :: Well… ever since that day… when you transferred that candy drop from your mouth to mine…
Purin- Yes? :: breathless ::
Taruto- Well, at first I thought I'd get trench mouth or something…
Purin- Uh… o.k… :: loses breathlessness for a moment ::
Taruto- But I… I saw a flicker of something that I hadn't seen before…
Purin- :: breathless again ::
Taruto- … you're totally FLAT!
Purin- WHAT? I'M ONLY FLIPPING… TEN OR SOMETHING IN THAT VOLUME!
Taruto- … oh… yeah… Well, you aren't now…
Sword-chan- :: pops in :: In this bonus, they happen to be… I don't know. Older. :: twitch :: :: pops back out ::
Taruto- … o.O You really aren't flat anymore…
Purin- THANKS! But, uh, continue… oO
Taruto- I love you…
Purin- :: totally breathless ::
Taruto- :: totally breathless ::
Purin- I… love… you… too…
Whoo fluff fluff.
Both- :: lean in and kiss ::
…
…
I wonder how long they can hold it…
(Kiss breaks)
Purin- … WOW!
Taruto- … !! Whoa. Did I just do that?
Purin- :: kisses Taruto again :: :: inserts corny line after :: Now I did, too.
Taruto- … :: frenches with Purin::
Sword-chan- O.K, this could go a little further than intended… :: puts up 'We'll Be Right Back!' sign up while elevator music is playing in attempt to hide the… strange… noises… ::
X.x.X END! X.x.X
Sword-chan- WOW! THAT WAS CHEESY!
Taruto- … it was kinda … FUN!!
Purin- YEAAAAHHH!
Taruto- We should do it more often…
Sword-chan- ACK! STARS FORBID! SHIELD MY EYES!