I'm updating soon! Yippee! Err...major cursing in this one. Hope I don't offend anyone.

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slancaster113: I know...telemarketers are so annoying. I'm thinking of buying a foghorn.

ficfan3484: Of course. We all love to see people in pain. It's comedy.

HieiFan666: Ahh, well there's a bit more...Hehehe. Enjoy!

Katina came into the house horrified. There were hundreds of dead bodies outside. As soon as she opened the door, it became more angry. Amaya followed quietly. The phone was ripped out, as was the computer and the television was the only electrical thing that was still alive. Hiei was watching it in the small but comfy chair. Angel was staring out the window now, having reclaimed the windowsill.

Amaya quickly ran up the stairs. "I'm going to my room."

Katina waited for Amaya to close her door before talking.

"What the hell happened?" Katina shrieked. Having rarely heard her curse, Angel looked over in her direction. "The house decided to be loud."

"And what about the bodies?" Katina asked, her hands on her hip and tapping her foot.

"That's his fault." Angel jerked her head toward Hiei.

"Hn."

Katina sighed and flopped down on the couch. "Angel could you-could you at least get rid of the bodies? What if a human walks up?"

"I think the salesman warned them." Katina gave her a I'm-going-to-pretend-I-didn't-hear-that look. Angel rolled her eyes and waved her hand. From the window, all the bodies could be seen bursting into flame.

"Good, now you and Hiei ought to go out at some point," Katina said pointedly at Angel. Angel glared. "I don't want to go out. I like it just fine right here."

"Hn," Hiei agreed with her.

Katina put her hands back on her hips and pursed her lips once more. "Fine. I have some errands for you to run, Angel. Hiei can stay here."

Hiei's eyes widened. Staying here...with the talking freak. The little girl wasn't so bad, but still. On the other hand, he could go with Angel. And have to deal with her. Hmmm, listening to annoying talking or disturbing silence. He survived all day with Angel, what would a little while longer do?

"Fine, I'll go," Hiei said. Katina smiled brightly and clapped her hands together. Angel scowled. Damn water earthy freak and her "ideas." If only Hiei had held out maybe she could have convinced Katina to let her do the errands on her patrol.

"here's my list of things for you to get," Katina said, holding the list out. Hiei tried to grab it but Angel snatched it first, smirking at him.

Well, this can't be too bad. Hiei thought. I just have to walk behind her till she's done getting everything. I won't even have to say anything.

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"Dammit, you've gotten us lost, again," Hiei grumbled. Angel glared at him. "I am not lost. I know exactly where we are. I'm just taking a short cut. If you weren't a slow human we'd be there already."

Hiei growled. It had been an hour since they left the house. So far they had only gotten one thing on the list...bananas. Who in the hell needed bananas anyway?

"Just admit you have no clue about this city's layout. The market is that way," he said, waving to the south. They were headed north.

"There is a market up this way. I've lived in this city for two years, I think I know where I'm going. I always go this way."

"Baka onna."

"Shinjimae."

"Been there, bitch."

"Jackass."

"Whore."

"Kuso ningen."

"Fuck you."

By this time a market had come into view, abundant with anything ever needed for man.

Angel smirked.

Hiei scowled before starting to mutter.

"Shit."

They now had everything on the list that Katina had given them. Both of them were laden with heavy bags. Although at first it had looked like a short list, they soon found out it was indeed very long. They walked down a main road, streetlights showing up every detail on the asphalt. Neither of them said a word. Until...

"Hold still," Angel said quietly. Hiei stopped automatically. "Why?" he asked.

"Shh." Angel set down her bags and pulled out her katana. She blurred and attacked what seemed to be a tree. When she cut it in half, it changed shape to a purple demon with three horns. Angel touched it slightly, and it erupted into flames. Her eyes narrowed.

"Get down." "What? Hell no!" Hiei said. glancing at the wet ground. Only to be pushed by Angel. By the time the next demon was down from a tree a few feet away, hiei saw the reason. Angel now had an arrow through her shoulder. Ignoring it, she continued to kill one more demon before stopping. She came back and picked up the bags.

"Are you going to take that out?" Hiei said. Angel looked at him for a second then sighed, setting the bags back down. She snapped of the feathers from the front. She reached back behind her to pull the arrow through, but couldn't quite reach it.

"No, I'm not." She said, admitting defeat and reaching for the bags one more time. Hiei put down his bags and stopped her. Angel glared at him.

"I don't need your help. I'm fine."

Hiei glared at her in return. "What if some ningen drives down the street and sees the arrow sticking through your body." Angel didn't say anything. She tried taking the bags once more. In one swift motion Hiei pulled the arrow out from her back.

"Ow! Damn you! What the hell was that for?" Angel shouted.

"Hn," Hiei said smugly.

"Fuck you."

Shinjimae - Go to hell.

Review please. Suggestions and constructive criticism welcome! Flames welcome too! I want to try out my new foghorn...