A/N: Well, I considered the idea of homosexual pairings. But I want this to be as light and carefree and uncontriversial a fic as I can make it... But thing is, I'm not going to state my opinion. I'm not going to put in homosexual pairings because I want this to be uncontriversial, not because I'm against honmosexuality. Thing is, I want no one to feel like their beliefs are violated. You can't please everyone, so I'm not going to try to please every single person, but let's take my silence as my opinion.

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Bruno was in a state of panic, running around the room, throwing his potions everywhere and shouting in a foreign language.

"KAYI, YOU GET HERE, OR MORGANA'S GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!" the old Alchemist bellowed.

"Huh? I didn't do anything!" Kayi exclaimed.

Clan Nutsy was at the end of the Trek too. Disgust was written all over Eponine's face, and Sandath was puffing out his chest and basically looking like he was going to wring someone's neck. The Clan Leader, Marche was screaming and yelling too.

"Oh no, not you guys again," Kayalie moaned.

"Yes, it's lover-boy again," Eponine snarled, her face flushed.

"Kayi!" Bruno was really ticked off. "I researched the potion, using subject Blondie as a control. Well, guess what?"

"You found the antidote?" Kayi said hopefully.

"GUESS WHAT?" Bruno bellowed. "GUESS WHAT?!?! The potion's PERMANTENT!"

Silence.

"What? What do you mean it's permanent?" Eponine demanded.

"Actually, just sit down. I'll explain about it."

"I was going to make a love-potion, something that would make me famous for eternity. So I asked for the help of a clan."

"That was us, and that was Victor," Marche said.

"So,I finally finished it and annouced that my love potion was done. But Kayi here-" a hand waved and Kayi flushed, "made Love Arrows! Like Cupid!"

"And I woek up too late and rushed and took the Love Bow instead of my regular bow," Kayalie ended.

But Bruno wasn't finished. "Well, it's not exactly a love potion, since it needs to be adminsitered orally, preferrably in achoholic beverages. But all it does is... Well, let's put it this way. You'd have to know the person to make it work, because all it does is make you overly aware of your relationship with that person. It was only meant to work for divorced couples and those that had been together before. If you have no love for that person, that it won't work."

More silence greeted that revealation.

"ADULTRY!" Sandath yelled.

Eponine shook her head. "Marche, now you know, you only love me because of the potion. But let's not let this get in the way of the clan, okay?"

Marche shook his head and grinned foolishly. "Either way, Eponine, you're still the loveliest-"

"Oh shut up!" Eponine snapped back.

"The final tournament starts in two days," the man announced. "I suggest that you can get to know each other and practice."