Disclaimer and Warnings: See first chapter
Chapter Two: Sleeping Beauty Awakens
When we left off last chapter Harry was about to kiss the woman of his dreams now if this had been a fairy tale the two would be half way to Tahiti right now to celebrate their honeymoon. However this was not a fairy tale, it was true life and what Harry would soon learn that all of the good things in life never fell into your lap that easily you have to work for them. But enough with those pesky morals and on with the story. What actually happened was that as soon as he kissed his cherub she awoke extremely pissed and confused "Who the hell are you?" she exclaimed while kicking his gonads. He knew one thing for sure he certainly wouldn't be having children any time soon. He opened his mouth ready to explain who he was but before he could mutter a word she started ranting in an almost incoherent mumble. "Where are they?" "They said that they would be here to wake me up." "Oh, well they must have got caught up with the baby." "Good thing that boy was here to wake me up without him who knows how long I would have been asleep." "That boy hmm, Oh my gosh did I just do what I think I did." To Harry she exclaimed, "I'm so sorry, are you okay?"
"Don't worry about it, I'm fine, I'll live I think."
"You know I feel awful about that. I really am sorry I was having the worst nightmare ever; my best friends were dead and I was completely powerless there was nothing I could do about it. And when I opened my eyes and saw you a complete stranger I feared for the worse. But I realize now that you wouldn't be able to hurt me the magic wouldn't let you and besides you wouldn't have been able to get in if your intentions weren't pure. Oh how rude of me, I'm Sessilily (pronounced like Cessily) by the way." She held out her hand for him to shake it.
Of course with the attention span of an ape Harry had pretty much tuned her out at the word sorry. To any on looking person Harry gave the appearance of someone deeply enthralled but after years of hanging out with Hermione and her tendency to blab on about Hogwarts: A History book and SPEW for all of these years he had perfected a method of listening without actually hearing. He would hear the words without actually comprehending them. While when he had first laid eyes on her he had been enthralled with her face now he was interested in the rest of her. She had a very nice body, think a mix between Beyonce and Fran Drescher during the Nanny years, she had curves up the wazoom, an ass that wouldn't quit, and he hated to say it tits the size of Japan. Yep she was definitely every perverted man's fantasy. And he knew that he was going to burn for all eternity for his impure sexist thoughts because life wasn't fair and god was most certainly a woman.
By this time it had been a good two minutes since she had extended her hand out to him. She cleared her throat, snapped her fingers in front of his face, and exclaimed loudly, "Hello! Yea I know they're lovely but face up here try looking at it sometime. You know in a thing that I like to call polite society when someone introduces himself or herself it is common curtsey to do the same. Besides it would never work between us I'm married and you belong to some other gal or guy."
"Oh sorry about that I'm Harry what did you say your name was?"
"Sessilily, but you can call me Sexy Sessy everybody does. You know what's a funny coincidence Harry, my godson's name is Harry but I always call him Donovan or Donnie for short. Quite frankly no offense but I think Harry is such a dreadfully boring name but Donovan is so much better don't you think. You should see him he has the cutest little round face and his dark hair is so curly and uncontrollable. I can't wait to have a baby. Don't tell anyone this but his mom L.L. and dad Jay and my darling husband were supposed to come and wake me up but they must have gotten caught up with the baby though I'm kind of glad it was you, after all you can never have too many friends. Besides it gives time for my hubby to get used to the idea of having children. It's kind of funny for all of that talk of hating Jay he sure loves the babe, he spoils him something dreadful. You know what Harry you look an awful lot like Jay, are you related to him? If I didn't know any better I'd say that you were the spitting image of him except for your eyes. They look like L.L.'s. But no you can't be, can you? I know this may sound weird Harry but I need to look around your neck for a second it's very important. Gasp. The locket it's here I don't know how it's possible but it is, you're my godson Harry Donovan Potter."
A.N.: I know that there was no mentioning of the Harry/Draco relationship and that Harry kind of came off as having a crush on Sessy. But the way I like to see her is someone whose appeal transcends sexuality and gender. Besides Harry even though he can admit that he feels something different he is still very much in denial about his feelings for Draco. And my hope for having his godmother in his life is for her to be the catalyst that makes him realize that it is okay for him to have these feelings for Draco.
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