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Chapter 8: Throwing down the Gauntlet
Nate sneered at the television. Moby stood in a heated booth and looked into the camera.
"Last week, my boys 'ad the guts to take on SSX 'ead on like men. 'ere we are several days later, and where are the SSX boarders? Nowhere. Ya know why? Because they're afraid of XCL. We've got the better talent, we've got the better slopes, all in all we just kick their ass!" Fans from outside the booth cheered loudly at the proclamation. "Simon Morgan and Nate Logan are brave enough to fight XCL boarders on their own turf, and with a pipe, might I add."
"It was four on two you piece of trash!" Nate screamed at the television.
"But no matter. I know both those men personally, and I know that they are nothing but spineless cowards." Nate went to stand.
"Sit." Allegra said sharply.
"So I'm throwing out a challenge to those two morons. Psymon, Nate, if either of you 'ave the balls to show up on my show, do it next week. Race me and let me show the 'ole world that XCL is 'ere to stay, while SSX is curling up and dying." Nate turned off the television, seconds later the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Don't even think about it, Nate." Rahzell said firmly on the other end. "All they want is an SSX superstar on their show to boost ratings. Our ratings haven't been this high in years with this feud, we're not going to do them the same favour they're doing us. Their ratings were already high enough this week with fans thinking you guys would show up, let their momentum slide from the fan disappointment."
The
week passed, Psymon nor Nate accepted Moby's challenge. Ever week
Moby would set aside a segment on XCL television to continue to
challenge SSX, only to never be answered. The fans at first agreed
that it was a smart business move to not fight back, but now fans of
both sides were beginning to sway towards XCL as SSX began to appear
cowardly. The attacks grew fewer in the coming weeks, though XCL was
dominant in about half of their attacks, several times leaving the SSX
boarders laying in a heap, defeated.Once Psymon
was medically cleared to return and Griff's boys began to show some
backup the attacks were rare, as XCL's winning streak with the fights
took a large spiral down with the revitalized frontline. Kaori and
Allegra were preparing for
their race, a one on one dash down peak one, always a fan favorite;
plus there was still just enough tension between the two of them
regarding the situation with Mac a few years back to make them
entertaining rivals to watch.
Their race was going smoothly and they both showed great competitive
spirit, until the now all too familiar sound of the forfeit horn
rang. A pair of snowmobiles glided out of the woods and stopped in
front of the ladies. Sandra and Jess from XCL dismounted their rides
and tackled Allegra and Kaori to the ground. SSX fans had grown tired
of this, as it seemed a race could never be finished anymore, and
this was hurting SSX in the ratings. Allegra managed to get Jess off
her and got to her feet. Where Jess would attack with slaps and pulls
of clothing and hair, Allegra wasn't too worried to ball up a fist
and drill Jess in the mouth. Jess clutched her mouth and her eyes
watered. Jess was the XCL equivalent of Elise, charismatic, sexy,
graceful and got the male ratings to skyrocket whenever she was on
screen, but now she had a mouth full of blood. Allegra turned her
attention to Sandra. Sandra on the other hand was like Moby's
replacement for Zoe, the only difference was where Sandra simply
looked badass, Zoe would have eaten her alive.
"Hey bitch!"
Allegra shouted, Sandra turned around to receive a straight right
punch in the mouth. Sandra staggered backwards. Allegra reached out
and grabbed the hoop in Sandra's nose and ripped it out. The stands
all echoed "ooh" in relation to the pain that must have caused.
Jess had taken off and Sandra was now all Allegra's. Allegra
grabbed the suspenders on Sandra's cargo pants and pulled her
towards her. Allegra lifted a knee into Sandra's gut, doubling over
the rock chick. Allegra held Sandra in a full nelson any wrestler
would have been proud of as Kaori got back to her feet. Kaori looked
at the fans and a roar of applause echoed through the peak. Kaori
wound up as hard as she could and struck with an open handed slap
right across Sandra's face. The slap resonated loudly and the fans
exploded. Allegra threw Sandra face-first into the snow and kicked
some powder onto her back. The SSX ladies stood tall and proud as
they acknowledged their fans. They shook hands, re-buckled their
snowboards, and finished their race; the fans roared loudly the
entire way down the peak.
The men all cheered and laughed
while watching the television in the pub at the base of the mountain.
High-fives all around expressed their pride in their ladies."Wait wait wait
instant replay!" Eddie said loudly as he pointed, making sure everyone looked
back at the screen. The replay had a nice, satisfying slow motion
capture of Kaori's slap, the AV guys even dubbed in the sound of a
bomb whistling and then exploding on impact. The women walked in to a
loud reception and some of the guys started singing something about
them kicking the XCL ladies' asses. Nate walked to Allegra and
picked her up in a huge hug.
"That was the
greatest thing I've seen in forever." The men all offered to buy
the women drinks and offered their approval of their actions until a
sharp whistle silenced everyone. Elise and Marisol stood in the door
of the pub and looked very pissed off.
"Well I hope you're
happy." Elise started a she walked towards the ladies. "Now those
XCL tramps are going to be coming after all of us, including me and
Marisol." Allegra slammed down what was by now her fourth beer and
wiggled her fingers at Elise like she was worried. "This is serious
you brat. Maybe it doesn't matter to you two since you're only
second rate, but Marisol and I can't afford to get these faces
banged up." The men all went "oooh" in unison, waiting for a
fight to break out.
"Heeey, catfight." someone murmured from the back of the crowd.
"Well if it's too
hot in the oven, get out of the kitchen, bitch." Allegra spurted,
flipping Elise off. "If you're too scared to defend yourself,
then go back to Canadaland." Some of the men looked a little
questionable at Allerga now, as most of the roster was from Canada.
"That wasn't a shot at Canada… I'm just drunk." Allegra
admitted, holding up her drink. The men laughed as Elise sneered and
walked out.
"Let's go
Marisol." Elise huffed, Marisol stopped.
"No… allegra's
got a point. I want to kick some as to!" The men again cheered and
immediately were offering to buy her beers.
"Take off your
shirt!" Mac called from his wheelchair. Everyone paused and stared
at him, he shrugged. "Was worth a try… no?.. you can't hurt
me!"
Ah poor Mac, the guy tries anyhow. So now the SSX ladies are ready to put up their dukes, this is going to get veeeery interesting.
