Note: This fanfic might just get sillier and sillier before the romance actually kicks in lol.
Chapter 2- Life As A Cat
Yoh walked up the steps and knocked on the door.
"Where are we exactly?" Hao asked, jumping down from Yoh's arms and walked wobbly around. "Man... I hate walking on all fours." He mumbled. Yoh laughed and the door opened, revealing Manta.
"Yoh-Kun! What are you doing here?" Manta asked.
'Hey Manta!" Yoh grinned at his friend.
"Oh it's you..." Hao muttered. Manta blinked and looked down at him. He yelled out and ran behind Yoh.
"Yoh-Kun! That cat can talk!" He yelled, pointing at Hao, face in shock. It wasn't everyday that a cat can talk after all. Hao, being the adorable kitten that he now was, rolled his big round eyes and turned, walking into the house with a flick of his tail. Manta looked up at Yoh who laughed.
"That's Hao." Yoh told him.
"Hao! Why is he a cat?" Manta asked, peeking into his house.
"I don't know. But do you mind Manta? Anna isn't feeding Hao and he is very hungry." He said rubbing the back of his head.
"Yes, very." Hao said walking back outside, slipping on the marble floor and landed face first on the floor. Yoh laughed and picked up Hao who was rubbing his nose with his paw.
"I hate your floors." He mumbled. "It's cold and slippery." Manta sweat dropped.
"Come on in Yoh-Kun." He said walking back inside.
"Ahem!" Hao cleared his throat.
"Come on in Hao..." Manta mumbled. Hao grinned and jumped down, slowly walking inside to house, slipping every now and then. "Stupid floors." He mumbled.
"Why do I have to eat on the floor?" Hao asked looking at the bowl of food in front of him. "I am not an animal you know."
"Eh technically, you are..." Yoh pointed out. Hao glared and hissed at him.
"Well if my mom comes home and finds you eating on the table, she will kill you." Manta told him.
"Not if I kill her first." Hao mumbled sniffing the food.
"Aniki!" Yoh scolded.
"Fine, fine I'll eat on the floor..." Hao muttered. "Stupid humans..." Hao kept mumbling as he ate. Yoh sighed and sat on a chair next to Manta.
"Yoh-Kun, don't you have training?" Manta asked.
"Yah, but I can always finish the laps when Hao finishes." Yoh said with a grin.
"You really want to give him a chance and really want to spend as much time as you can with him neh?" Manta asked Yoh and smiled. "Just like you to forgive." Yoh smiled and nodded.
"Yah..." He muttered and yarned.
"Do you want anything?" Manta asked.
"A good nap would do." Yoh mumbled. He felt a tug on his pants and looked down to see Hao looking up at him with his usual adorable big round chocolate brown eyes. -I just HAD to talk about his eyes lol.-
"Pick me up! I can't see a single thing down here!" Hao yelled at him. Yoh laughed and picked Hao up, placing him on the table.
"Just make sure you don't shed your fur everywhere." Manta told him.
"I do not shed!" Hao yelled with a hiss.
"Well cats do and since you are a cat, I might as well tell you." Manta told him. Since Hao was a kitten, he was no threat to anyone. Hao hissed but the doorbell interrupted him. "I'll get it." Manta jumped down and ran off to open the door. Hao sighed and sat down.
"I'm thirsty." He complained.
"You complain more then me." Yoh said poking him on the nose. Hao's ears twitched and he sneeze, making him look SUPER adorable and SUPER cuddly. Yoh smiled and got up. He returned with a bowl of water and placed it in front of Hao. "Here you go Aniki." Hao got up and shook his head a bit before lapping up the water. He paused half way to look at his reflection.
"Eww... I look hideous..." He muttered.
"No you don't! You look cute!" Yoh grinned.
"Exactly." Hao mumbled and shook his head. "I want to look hott and sexy not cute and cuddly."
"Well that's how cats are." Yoh shrugged.
"This must be the Great Spirits doing." Hao mumbled. Just then, Manta walked back inside.
"You have to go Yoh-Kun." He told him. "My father's business company is going to have a meeting." Yoh nodded and got up.
"Ok. Come on Hao." Hao looked down from the table and sweat dropped. So high up! He shook his head and got ready for a jump. He landed on all fours this time and slid though the floor. He skids to a stop... Or tried to at least until he smashed into a wall.
"Dam you marble floors!" He yelled as he fell to the floor, eyes replaced by X's. Yoh chuckled and picked up Hao. He thanks Manta and left.
"Where have you been?" Anna asked, arms folded and tapping her foot impatiently. "I'm hungry."
"And so was I but you didn't care." Hao mumbled. Anna's eyes twitched.
"Oh really?" She asked, picking Hao up. Hao hissed at her. His hiss sounded more like a sneeze however. "How about I just cook you for lunch?"
"Anna! Don't do that! That's mean!" Yoh whined. Anna dropped Hao, who with every effect, tried to land on all fours but didn't succeed. Yoh frowned, feeling sorry for him and picked him up.
"I better bring you upstairs." He said walking upstairs to his room. Hao rubbed his nose and sniffed.
"My nose hurts." He whined... Very unHao like I know.
"Well you were always falling head first into everything." Yoh pointed out.
"You think?" Hao snapped and looking at his reflection in the mirror to examine his nose. "Where is Ren anyway? I thought he'd be babysitting me or something." Yoh shrugged.
"Ren is here and sometimes he isn't." He told Hao.
"Whatever." Hao jumped down form the table and grinned when he landed on all fours. He walked over to the window. He looked up and sighed.
"Why me?" He mumbled, attempting to jump onto the window. He growled and backed away. He then charged and landed on the curtains. "Oh god this is pathetic..." He mumbled as he started sliding down the curtains. Scratch marks could be seen because his nails dug into the curtains as he slowly slid down.
"Arrr." Hao growled angrily and tried again, jumping higher this time. "Almost... There!" Again, he didn't reach and slid down again. "This is embarrassing..." He mumbled. Yoh laughed lazily and picked up Hao.
"Here you go Aniki." He said placing Hao on the window still. Hao looked out the window, his nose twitched and tail flicked from side to side, smacking Yoh in the face.
"Ah-Ah- Achoooo!" Yoh sneezed. Hao turned around and tilted his head to one side. "You tail." Yoh told him and rubbed his nose. Hao looked at his tail and grinned. He purposely turned and smacked Yoh in the face again before walking to the corner of the window where the sun was currently shining on him. He yarned and lay down, curling himself into a ball. Yoh smiled and watched his brother sleep.
"No fair." Yoh suddenly said. "I want to sleep too." With that, he pulled a chair over and placed his arms on the window still. He rested his head on his arms and watched Hao sleep. Minutes later, he yarned, feeling sleep over take him.
"Yoh, wake up." Yoh mumbled something and turned away, trying to go back to sleep. "Yoh wake up!" Yoh yarned and lifted his head.
"Huh?" He rubbed his eyes and yarned again.
"I said wake up!" Anna yelled, making Yoh jump.
"O-Ok Ok! I'm awake!" He yelled. "Where is Ren anyway?"
"Ren is off visiting Jun." Anna told him.
"Huh? He never said anything about it..." Yoh thought.
"He didn't want to but his sister wanted him back for a family emergency." Anna simply told him.
"Oh..." Yoh mumbled.
"Now go cook dinner." Anna turned.
"Why me!" Yoh whined.
"Because I said so and Hao can't cook." Anna told him. Yoh sighed.
"I'll be down in a few minutes." He said with a yarn. Anna nodded and walked out of his room.
"I can cook." Yoh turned around to see his brother stretching.
"Yah, but if you cook, we will be eating you fur as well." Yoh said chuckling. Hao glared at him.
"Why does everyone conclude that I shed?" He asked. Yoh shrugged and turned around to walk out. "Oh no you don't!" Hao yelled and jumped onto Yoh. He clawed onto the back of his shirt to that he wouldn't slip off. Yoh didn't seem to noticed and walked downstairs with Hao, clinging onto him for dear life.
"I'm done cooking Anna." Yoh said as he walked into the living room. "Dinner will be ready in a few minutes." He sighed and lay down; still not knowing that Hao had been clawing onto him ever since he left his room. He heard a meow and jerked up. "What did I do now?" He asked looking around. "Hao?" He turned to see Hao... Dead. Yoh's jaws dropped as he picked up Hao.
"Hao! Hao! What happened! What's wrong! Hao! Hao!" He shook Hao furiously, crying anime style. Hao's eyes were replaced by... you know that dizzy sign? Yah... They were replaced by those lol. "Oh my god Hao! I didn't' mean it! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" Yoh yelled, as he continued to shake Hao furiously. Anna sweat dropped, watching Yoh.
"This is why you're past pets never survived past the first day you arrive from the pet shop..." She mumbled and continued watching TV.
Finally, Yoh calmed down and put Hao down. Hao shook his head, trying to get rid of the dizziness.
"S-Sorry Aniki!" Yoh apologized once more.
"Mmm..." Hao mumbled something that Yoh couldn't really understand. Anna rolled her eyes and started eating. The clocked ticked 6 o'clock and suddenly, there was smoke in the room. When the smoke finally cleared Yoh blinked and looked around. Everything seems fine so what just happened? He turned and let out a small yelp when he saw Hao. Hao was now back in his human form... Well no totally. He still had his cat ears and tail.
"Hey, I'm human again!" Hao smiled and frowned when he saw his tail. "Mostly..."
"How did you do that!" He yelled pointing his chopstick at Hao.
"Don't know." Hao said with a shrug and took Yoh's bowl. "I'm hungry."
"That's mine!" Yoh whined. "Anna! He took my food!" Anna rolled her eyes.
"I am not your mother." She told him. "Just go get yourself another bowl and a pair of chopsticks." Yoh sighed and walked out. Minutes later, he returned.
"Ittadakimas!" Both Asakura twins yelled and started eating.
"Yoh, your cooking needs work..." Hao mumbled.
"I don't see you trying to cook." Yoh countered back. Now they were at it... Each trying to eat faster then the other. The both finished at the same time and sighed.
"I win!" Yoh yelled. Hao chuckled, flicking a grain of rice off his cheek with his thumb.
"Ch-Ch. You shouldn't lie to yourself Otouto." He told him. Yoh frowned and Anna rolled her eyes.
"Both of you are idiots. Now go and wash the dishes." She commanded.
"And why should I listen to you?" Hao asked, folding his arms, his ears twitching with annoyance.
"Because you live in my house and you are to do as I say or else you can life else where." Anna told him with an icy glare. "Any questions?"
"Isn't this suppose to be Yoh's house?" Hao asked. Anna's glare deepened.
"Go and wash the dishes." Anna repeated and walked out of the room.
"Go and wash the dishes." Hao said in a mocking voice. Yoh chuckled.
"Come on Aniki. Let's go." He said getting up. Hao sighed and followed his brother into the kitchen to wash the dishes. About an hour later, all the dishes were cleaned and dried. With the help of the SOF of course. They walked back into the living room to watch TV, although not much was on.
It was around 8 when Tamao came running home from somewhere.
"Yoh-Kun!" She gasped as she slid open the door to the living room.
"Huh?" Yoh and Hao both looked at Tamao with blank looks.
"Y-Yoh-Kun. I had a vision about Hao." She said breathlessly.
"What about him?" Yoh asked, a bit alarmed.
"He turns back into human form when it's 6 o'clock." She told him.
"So that explains why you are back in human form neh Aniki?" Yoh asked, turning around. Tamao's eyes widened.
"It's past six!" She asked.
"Yah, its 8 o'clock now." Yoh told her. Tamao's mouth fell.
"I am so late!" She yelled out.
"And you are in so much trouble." They looked up to see Anna standing there.
"Where have you been?" She asked Tamao.
"A-Anna-Sama!" Tamao said nervously.
"Do you know how terrible Yoh cooks?" Anna asked. Yoh's head dropped as he sat in the corner in his own misery.
"S-Sorry Anna-San." Tamao said quietly.
"Whatever." Anna muttered, turning around. "All 3 meals will be cooked by you tomorrow."
"H-Hai..." Tamao said looking down at the ground. Anna nodded and walked out of the room, with Tamao following a few minutes later. Yoh grinned and turned back to Hao who chuckled and continued watching TV.
"Aniki, change the channel. This is boring." Yoh nudged Hao.
"No." Hao simply replied, loving the way he was torturing Yoh.
"Aniki!" Yoh whined. "I want to watch Friends."
"Too bad. I like this movie so you will just have to wait till it's over." Hao said, his tail swishing from side to side.
"But Aniki!" Yoh wailed. "By the time it's finished, Friends will be done!"
"Oh well then." Hao said with a shrug. Yoh frowned.
"Please!" He pleaded. Hao shook his head. Yoh folded his arms and pouted. "Aniki, come on! You are being mean and selfish!" Hao just shrugged, causing Yoh to jump on him, in attempt to grab the remote.
"No way!" Hao yelled rolling over so that Yoh would not be able to reach it.
"Give me!" Yoh whined. As they wrestled, the movie went on. A strange sound made both boys stop. The blinked and looked at each other. Their eyes widened and they got off each other and focused on what was happening on the screen.
Minutes later...
"..." Yoh was all as red as a tomato. "That was... That was..."
"Hott!" Hao yelled out.
"Aniki!" Yoh yelled, his face reddened.
"Please. Tell me you didn't enjoy watching that." Hao said with a smirk.
"I-I..." Yoh's face continued to redden.
"Thought so." Hao said with a smirk. "Dam! That was hott! Did you see that girl's-"
"Stop! Don't say any more please!" Yoh yelled, interrupting him and placing his hands over his ears. "I don't want to hear anymore of it!" Hao looked at his brother and smirked.
"I know. My body is so much better then any girl's." Hao said, looking at Yoh from the edge of his eyes; His smirk widening. Oh how he loved to tease and torture his little brother. Just as he thought, Yoh was beat red. "You want some of this too right?"
"Aniki!" Yoh yelled and got up. He walked out the room quickly, face flushed. Hao laughed, tail flicking with amusement. He shut off the TV and got up, walking out the room and to Yoh's/their room.
"So why did you leave?" Hao asked when he saw Yoh looking out the window. "And don't tell me you wanted to watch the stars." Yoh slowly turned to him, his face still flushed. Hao raised a thin eye brow and his ear twitched with curiosity.
"That movie disturbed me." Yoh whimpered. Hao laughed and Yoh frowned. "It did! And what you said after it did too!"
"Excuse me otouto, but are you jealous of my perfect body?" Hao asked in an amused tone. Yoh turned away, trying to ignore him. "So you are jealous of my perfect body!"
"What!" Yoh spun around. "Never!" Hao chuckled, leaning closer to Yoh.
"You sure?" He whispered. Yoh blushed, but didn't say anything. This made Hao smirk at his accomplishment. "Good Night Otouto." He whispered and turned around, going to bed.
Ha! Thought they'd kiss right? Boo-Boo! You're wrong! I don't know when I plan to add the Yaoi though. The ratings right change too. From T to M lol. Not sure yet. I also need to add the other characters in and everything! Arrr so much to plan! I added some hints of HaoxYoh but that's about all.
Oh yah... When Hao is in kitten form, his personality changes a bit too... If you haven't noticed... Just to tell you all that.
THIS FANFIC IS STARTING TO GET POINTLESS! And it's only the second chapter! -sobs-
OtakuNekoGirl: lol, well when you are done, please let me see it!
half vamp: I know... Poor SOF... No! -Pushs you away from Hao-Sama- He's mine!
Me: Spirit of Fire!
Anna: Ahem... What are you doing Spirit of Fire?
SOF and Me: ... -sweat dropps-
Anna: The bathropom needs cleaning now!
Me and SOF: H-Hai!
Nyago: Yup... Kawaii neh? And please translate what ROLF means lol.
ooga: Here's an update!