The LOTR Limericks Strike Back!!

A/N: And you thought I was gone. HA! You thought I was finished. HA! You all underestimated me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Because now, the LotR Limericks Strike Back!!! Now I shall create a new series of limericks that will make you laugh, cry, double over in helpless giggle fits, and send you banging your head against the computer desk in attempts to put an end to this madness! Yes, the LotR limericks are back and better than ever! Now you get the story from all those other guys who aren't in the Fellowship! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, I need to stop that. I'm giving myself coughing spasms… And now, the insanely strange mind of Avalon Estel presents…

More limericks!!

P.S. – Thanks and random bags of tortilla chips to all the people who reviewed "Elven Vanity, and Other FOTR Limericks"! So far I've 57 reviews for that one. I'm gonna cry…

Lady of the Golden Wood

Lady Galadriel of Lothlorien am I,

And I intend to invade all your minds.

I'll turn scary and blue,

And there's naught you can do.

Your embarrassing moments I'll find!

A/N: Not all that great, but good for a start. Please review, but no bad words, please!